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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
Cúnla by derrymacash
(A mischievous friend e-mailed me to ask if the well had any bottom. I took that to be a veiled reference to a request to start work on "The Well Below The Valley" or "The Woman I Loved So Well". Sorry, the well does have a bottom – here are two final Planxty parodies – of "Cúnla" from "The Well Below The Valley" and "True Love Knows No Season" from "The Woman I Loved So Well".
Who is that there that's slashing the undergrowth (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Cúnla dear, don't come any nearer me (x3)
Maybe I will says Cúnla
Who is that there that's clearing a space for me (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who is that there that's rippin' the clothes off me (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who is that there that's wobblin'me tassel-o (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who is that there, all captured on video (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who is that there that's fled from security (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who in his haste, got caught on a barbed-wire fence (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who is that there, his wound all festerin' (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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Who is that there, they're cutting his todger off (x3)
Only me says Cúnla
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