Haul Away Ulf! by MMario


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'I See Your Future Growing Bigger And Bigger' (Hamburg, Germany) A German clairvoyant is reading his clients' futures by feeling their naked bottoms. Ulf Buck says buttocks have similar lines to those on the hand, which can be read. The 39-year-old, who's been blind since he was three, says the bottom is more 'intense' than the hand. He says a reading can give information about his clients' personalities as well as their future wealth, happiness and health. Mr Buck from Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, says he's attracting all kinds of clients including a soap star and a stockbroker. He also says being blind helps to relax his customers as they know they'll remain anonymous and that he doesn't get a thrill from the buttock reading, adding he's happily married.

Haul Away Ulf! by MMario

When I was a little lad, or so Ulf Buck he told me
Way haul away, haul trousers down.
My future was both slim and drear
'tis writ on my pos-ter-i-er!
Way haul away! Haul trousers down!

Way haul away - The future do not fear!
Way haul away - It says so on your rear!

When I was a teenage lad, the spread was growing broader
Way haul away, haul trousers down.
Because I wasn't ignorant
And learned the things I oughta!
Way Haul away! Haul Trousers down!

Way haul away - The future do not fear!
Way haul away - It says so on your rear!

And when I reached a full man's years, my "future" was a giant
Way haul away - haul trousers down.
And Ulf said everything was fine
With fate it was compliant
Way haul away, Haul trousers down.

Way haul away - The future do not fear!
Way haul away - It says so on your rear!

So when I started losing weight, and my behind it grew less-oh
Way haul away, haul trousers down
Everything was going wrong, my life is was a mess-oh!
Way haul away, haul trousers down.

Way haul away - The future do not fear!
Way haul away - It says so on your rear!

But now I do not care at all , the size of my behind
Way haul away - haul trousers down
Don't ever trust the future sight
of a seer who is blind!
Way haul away - haul trousers down!

Way haul away - The future do not fear!
Way haul away - It says so on your rear!

Way haul away - The future do not fear!
Way haul away - It says so on your rear!