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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
Badgers by MMario
(Tune: Feelings of Love)
Badgers!
Nothin' on but Badgers!
On the TV set,
of our budget hotel!
Badgers!
Fillin' every channel
I can't believe I'm that dull
That I'm watchin' this show!
Badgers!
Whoa!
Wait! THAT isn't
Badgers.
I think that it may be . . .
NO!
I don't believe it's true . . .
Not
Badgers!
That's a couple
"dancin'"
"Dancin'" horizontal.
She's still got her hat on!
Wow, this is getting' good.
Camaras
Trackin' every movement
Wonder if they know that . . .?
Here comes the guard!