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The Song Challenge:   Crocked Conventioneers Canvassing for Can Confront Comrades in Confusion -- FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Two drunken Germans, apparently looking for a toilet during a conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to Moscow.  The 20-year-old men were wandering round the airport when they found themselves on the tarmac and boarded a shuttle bus, which drove to an aircraft bound for the Russian capital.  "They got in and sat in the back of the airplane which then flew to Moscow," said Frankfurt State Prosecutor Job Tilmann. "They weren't even at the airport to fly anywhere. They were at a convention and had been walking around, evidently in a drunken stupor," he told Reuters on Wednesday.  On arrival in Moscow, they noticed it was cold and realized they had no passports, let alone entry visas. Russian police put them on a flight back to Frankfurt where they were met by Federal Border Police who have charged them with joy-riding.


Stuck In The USSR by Kim C

We flew in by accident from Germany
Got a little drunk last night
Wandered on the tarmac looking for the WC
Then we got a big surprise

We're stuck in the USSR
Oh how stupid we are
Stuck in the USSR

We'd been drunk so long we didn't know the place
Must have taken a wrong turn
Had no tickets but they let us on the plane
Isn't this some good cheap fun

We're stuck in the USSR
Oh how stupid we are
Stuck in the US, stuck in the US, stuck in the USSR


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