Get A Haircut by Mbo


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The Song Challenge: Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides? Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."

Get A Haircut by Mbo
(Tune Get a Haircut by George Thorogood)

Mbo's Comments: Ok . . . I know I'm never going to live this one down but . . . Ugh . . . I feel so ashamed . . . so, so, dirty . . .

You say your hair's too long, you look like a fool
You stare at girls all day, and you start to drool
But they ignore whatever you've got to say
Why not come and get some at our Salon today?

Le Salon Sex Symbol, yes that is our name
Just one stop at our place and you'll be glad you came
So if you need a little buzz on your knob
Come get a haircut and get a blow job

Chorus:
Come get a haircut and get a blow job
Come join our club, we make all members throb
So if you're looking for a trim or a bob
Come get a haircut and get a blowjob

If you want a crew cut, well that's ok
But five girls is the maximum, so our policies say
And if you've got something exotic in mind
Well to make our razors sharp, first we have to grind!

If you want the "the wet look" that's our specialty
You want witch hazel? We can get it on for a fee
It all ends up in a thick goopy blob
So come get a haircut and get a blow job!

All of our girls are very skilled with the hand
The best blow dryers in all of the land
Our favorite tune is "The Pipe on the Hob"
Come get a haircut and get a blow job!