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The Song Challenge:   Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects.  Anwar Hussein and Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.   They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes.  In pill form, Viagra takes about an hour to work.  Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be good!!


Aspiration by SharonA
(Tune: "Fascination")

It was aspiration, I know;
Something must have wended its way up his nose.
Just a gasping sniff, then his briefs were stiff
And I might have gone but for how long his hose was.

It was medication, I know,
Making him so bone-stiff for what would come next.
Couldn't turn him on, but the moment he breathed in,
Aspiration turned to sex!

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