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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
The Yellow Bobble Hat by Bradypus
(Just because no-one else has used the tune, here's something to Ilkley Moor ...
Thy Yellow Bobble Hat)
Where hast thou been since I saw thee
A-wearin' of thy yellow bobble hat?
Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
Under a green and leafy tree
Wi' yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Hast been a-courtin' Jimmy Jones
A-wearin' of thy yellow bobble hat?
Hast been a-courtin' Jimmy Jones
Rollin' among the leaves and cones
Wi' yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
What has become o' thy claes, then
Exceptin' for thy yellow bobble hat?
What has become o' thy claes,then?
Hidden inside a badger's den
Except thy bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Know'st thou has made it on TV
A-wearin' of thy yellow bobble hat
Knows't thou hast made it on TV
Scud-bare for all the world to see
Except thy bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
TV was watchin' badger's den
But then it saw a yellow bobble hat
TV was watchin badger's den
What it saw next I'm sure ye ken
A yellow bobble hat
And we know what it's at
That yellow bobble hat
Then coppers come and spoil thy fun
They spotted you wi' yellow bobble hat
Then coppers come and spoil thy fun
So streakin' through the woods you had to run
Wi' yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat
Thy yellow bobble hat