SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   Dull Men of the World Unite -- LONDON (Reuters) - Now there's a Web site for the man who has everything except a life. Promising to free its readers from the pressures of trying to be "in and trendy," www.dullmen.com reviews dull books, tells dull jokes and lists dull events for every month of the year.  "In March, we like to watch maple trees during sugaring time.  Sap dripping just right to watch -- the right pace, the right suspense," suggests the site run by the U.S.-based National Council of Dull Men.  Laid out in shades of grey, black and white, it also offers a test with questions like "Do you like to watch airport luggage carousels?" and "Do you like English food?" to help readers find their true selves.

I'm The Boring Dude by Mbo
(Tune:  Mrs. Robinson) 

CHORUS: 
Hey check me out, I'm the boring dude 
Words can't begin to say how dull I am, yam yam yam 
Here's that again--I'm the boring guy 
You'll never be more bored when you're with me, hee hee hee

Lying on the sofa bed and counting ceiling tiles 
Color coding all my socks 
Vacuuming the window sills and counting all the flies 
Making friends with the dust bunnies 'neath my bed

CHORUS

Sitting in the grass and watching fire ants build a mound 
Stacking pine cones on the lawn 
Logging in the leaves that fall, and dusting off the 'shrooms 
And making sure I count each thunderclap I hear

Boom Boom Ka-Boom -- CHORUS

Examining the wood grain on the wooden spoons I have 
Making a steel wool database 
Sitting by the fridge and watching mold grow on the food 
This kind of fun puts me in a happy mood

Where have you gone, Mister Whipple? Oh 
My bathroom hasn't been been the same for years, hear hear hear 
Oh don't know you know that I do 
The Charmin test on ev'ry roll I come upon, fun fun fun, fun fun fun! 

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