SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   This Challenge! idea comes from our wonderful MMario. For some strange reason, this story kinda reminds me of the (seemingly neverending) presidential election. ;-) So, buys your tickets and takes your chances, Challenge!rs . . . We're going -- Freaky Frog Gigging . . . [Arkansas Democrat Gazette] -- Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County Deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday.  Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out.  As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. After inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded toward the White River bridge. After traveling about 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree.  Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis.  "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Deputy Snyder.  Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck. (Way to go, Lavinia).


Don't Be Messin' Wid Frogz! by John Hardly

John Hardly's Comments:  ...sometimes fiction is stranger than truth...


BUD
WISE
ER

BUD
WISE
ER

BUD
WISE
___


Where'd he GO!__________BUD
Oh, I know!_____________WISE (continue as chant)
It just figgers,
It's those giggers!

Catch that truck!
Two tongues stuck
Two-frog-terror
in the rear-view mirror.

Now inside,
frogs will hide.
Find a way
To make 'em pay.

Revenge is nigh
rednecks die!!!!!
The plan they use?
Pull that fuse!

Can't drive on
Headlights gone
Put the fix
On two drunk hicks

Plant the thought.
How Poole ought
The fuse replace
with a bullet case.

Left shoulder--BUD
Right shoulder--WISE
Whisper to Poole
"Do it you fool"

Poole looks down
Space left round
Bullet fits fine
"matter of time"--(WISE)

Bullet BANG!!!
Scrote hang
Teste puncture
No more functure.

It's a rule
Frog's no fool
If you cross 'em

You had better run like hell!

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