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The Song Challenge:   Crocked Conventioneers Canvassing for Can Confront Comrades in Confusion -- FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Two drunken Germans, apparently looking for a toilet during a conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to Moscow.  The 20-year-old men were wandering round the airport when they found themselves on the tarmac and boarded a shuttle bus, which drove to an aircraft bound for the Russian capital.  "They got in and sat in the back of the airplane which then flew to Moscow," said Frankfurt State Prosecutor Job Tilmann. "They weren't even at the airport to fly anywhere. They were at a convention and had been walking around, evidently in a drunken stupor," he told Reuters on Wednesday.  On arrival in Moscow, they noticed it was cold and realized they had no passports, let alone entry visas. Russian police put them on a flight back to Frankfurt where they were met by Federal Border Police who have charged them with joy-riding.


Hanz And Franz by Pseudolus
(Tune:  "The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song")

Let me tell you all a story bout a man named Hanz
Drunk off his ass, then again so was Franz
Walked down a hall just-a lookin for the Loo
Got into a plane and off they both flew

High that is,
Red Police,
Big mistake

Well the next thing ya know our boys are Moscow Bound
And there wasn't even one conventioner to be found
The police put em back on the plane right away
For the unintentional joy ride they would pay

Arrested that is,
In the slammer,
Missed the convention

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

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