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Pair Of Pensioners May Be Punters, But They're Not Prudes! -- A pair of Norwegian pensioners robbed by two strippers say they don't mind because it's a long time since they had so much fun. Arne and Oystein Tokvam, aged 73 and 80, say they invited the women to their home after meeting in a shop. The women then did a striptease before saying they needed the toilet. When they failed to re-appear the brothers realised they'd been robbed of £4,600 cash. "It's too bad about the money, but we just have to take it with good humour," Arne told the Bergens Tidende newspaper. "We're looking at it as entertainment. Very expensive, but absolutely entertaining." Local police in the small mountain town of Flam in Sogn og Fjordane are taking the theft far more seriously than its two victims. They cordoned off a large area around the brothers' home and have warrants out for the two women.
We Have To Go, Arne, Go! by Bill Kennedy
In Flam in Sogn og Fjordane
Two brothers Arne and Oystein Tokvam
Lived a life of tedious boredom
Quietly counting their small fortune
Chorus:
'We have to go, Arne, go!'
Said Oystein, 'There's the loo, my stripper.'
and after quite a bit of time,
'I think they've skipped off with our kipper!
Where's our dough, Arne? Oh!'
Now one day Oystein says to Arne
It's been weeks since we went shopping
And I think we're going balmy
With just the two of us for talking
chorus
Now when the police all have their picnic
and they're drinking all together
When one starts fumbling with his zipper
They shout out'There's the loo, my stripper!
then a rousing final chorus!
chorus