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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
The Love That Bites The Big One: Police in North Platte, Nebraska, have a case with bite.
They were called to the home of a 55-year-old woman who dropped her false teeth in the toilet, after
she had been partying and drinking with her boyfriend. The toilet backed up and the
boyfriend called a plumber. The plumber charged $50 to retrieve the dentures, which
the boyfriend paid. But the boyfriend refused to give the teeth to woman until he was paid back.
That's where the cops come in. The woman called police, saying she didn't have the money
and couldn't eat without her teeth. Police say they sat the two down and had the pair
work out deal. She signed an IOU and he gave back the choppers.
Don't Flush! by MMario
(Tune: All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth)
Please don't flush the toilet 'cuz I dropped my teeth!
I've dropped my teeth!
I've dropped my teeth!
Gee, if you retrieve them, then I'll have relief
And you can flush it all you want to!
It seems forever since I bent to heave;
A-puking and a-gagging, down the john
I meant to toss my cookies not my upper plate
Surely with my problem here, you can relate!
Please don't flush the toilet 'cuz I dropped my teeth!
I've dropped my teeth!
I've dropped my teeth!
Gee, if you retrieve them, then I'll have relief
And you can flush it all you want to!