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The Song Challenge:   Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides?  Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."


Come Together by Homeless 
(Tune:  The Beatles' "Come Together")

Up in 
Quebec, in a 
town called Laval, There's a 
beauty salon, that's the 
stuff of fable, 
All the girls who work there dress exotic, 
and they do the dances of the type so erotic.

If no one touches, then its 
very legal, but the 
men of Laval, like to 
get their feels, 
And the girl working here just offered me more 
Now I'm gettin' my hair cut by a good looking whore

Come together, right now, with me

Tickle my nose, with your 
short and curlies, just like 
Bob DeNiro, s'the scent 
of you girlies, 
that makes me smile and drool so much 
The hell with that old rule that states that I can't touch

Can we come together, right now, just for me?

Well it 
seems my girlfriend, thinks my 
trust needs tested, so she 
called the police, and I 
got arrested, 
They closed down the nicest salon today. 
Since we got interrupted do I still have to pay?

Come together, right now, just for free.

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