Eat it and weep.
Table of Contents
M.O.T.
News
Tashman
Universe
Anthologies
Earth-0 Timeline: October, 2001 -- May,
2002
M.O.T.
News -- reports from alternate timelines
12-03-2002: Mother Earth Charged
With Terrorism
12-01-2002: Osama's Back (From Time
Machine)
10-25-2002: Buddhist Layperson Meditates With Candy
3000: "New Evidence Confirms Existence of Wonder
Woman"
10-20-2002: The Startling Secret of Earth
Seven
3000: Quotes from the year 3000
10-07-2002: D-Man's Top 10 Female Celebs
10-06-2002: "Zane Found"
10-05-2002: "Zane Black Erased From
Continuity"
10-05-2003: "Time Traveler
Mistakenly Arrives To 9/11/2002"
09-20-2002: "Congress Passes Freedom From
Humor Act"
09-11-2030: "OSAMA APOLOGIZES"
09-11-2005 : "THE 3,000"
09-11-02 : "THE TOWERS ARE BACK"
07-17-2002: "ATB ARRESTS THE MOST
UGLY MAN ON THE FACE OF GOD’S GREEN EARTH"
10-04-2021: "November 5th
declared 'DailySkew Day'"
10-04-2178: "Ted Williams Hits
.408, Wins Batting Title"
07-07-2002: "Cliff Floyd:
'Hey, George! Don’t forget about me!'"
07-05-2002: "BLACKSOX
WIN WORLD SERIES"
07-05-2002: "Explosions Ring Out
Across the Nation"
06-21-1992: "Video Game
Violence Getting Out of Hand"
06-21-2002: "Website
Actually a Parody"
06-17-2002: "Armando
Rios Named to All-Star Game"
06-17-2002: "Luis
Castillo Breaks DiMaggio's 56-Game Hitting Streak"
09-21-1991: "After
Fourteen Long Years, Damian Becomes Vegetarian"
06-14-2002: "Sully and
Green-eyed Monster Arrested in Nevada-girl Kidnapping"
06-11-1979: "Late-breaking
News: Little Boy Lost at Alexander's"
05-30-2002: "King Ashcroft orders FBI
to 'C.Y.A.'"
05-18-2002: "Simmesota advances to ALCS"
05-09-2002: "Earth-Done
Officially Declared"
04-29-2002: "Simmesota
Twins Finally Make Playoffs"
04-24-2002: "Saddam
Hussein puts down Deposit for Apartment in Ramallah"
04-17-2002: "Soviet
Ghosts, Round Two: America Strikes Back"
04-16-2002: "It's
Official: Bush is the Anti-Christ"
04-15-2002: "Soviet Ghosts
Mount Offensive in Afghanistan"
04-07-2002: "Jerry Murray On
Pace to Break Bonds’ Record"
03-22-2002: "No time? You're not the
only one"
03-13-2002: "Ghost
of Atta Allowed to Stay"
03-02-2002: "Austrian Leader
Haider Officially Joins Axis of Evil"
02-25-2002: "Heidi Hollis and her Secret
War"
01-18-2002: "Radio Host Declares Nothing
Happened in 2001"
01-10-2002: "Moussaoui and Reid Awarded the
O.J."
01-03-2002: "Has Rick McCallum TDA'ed
Star Wars?"
01-01-2002: "Juan Arasa named
President of Argentina"
12-15-2001: "Osama DVD: Just In Time For
the Holidays"
12-11-2001 : DJ Rawshark and Kid Mixin's
music reviews
12-02-2001 : "Minorities Denounce Arab Americans"
12-01-2001: "'Miraculous Survivors' of 9-11 Brought In For
Questioning"
11-27-2001: "Yankee
Legend Scott Brosius Retires"
11-25-2001: " 'EARTH-0' OFFICIALLY
DECLARED"
11-24-2001: "Man Faints While Watching Channel 10
News"
11-22-2001: "Ja Rule Officially
Sucks"
11-22-2201: "Anthrax letter sent to
'Kingdom Come Cal'"
11-22-2201: "New York Sanitation To
Open Soylent Green Factory"
11-12-2001: "Ashcroft Coronation To Be Held Today"
11-12-2001: "Real-life Super-Villain Team-up"
11-08-2001: "'The Onion' Newspaper Proved to be a
Hoax"
11-05-2001: "Justice Department Puts Faith in Known
Felons"
Tashman
Universe -- a fictional representation of corporate America
12-02-2002: The Loyalist Falls
11-02-2002: Traveler Tales, Part IV: The
Traveler Breaks the
Cycle
11-01-2002: Hunt the Loyalist
10-20-2002: Loyalist Ends 'No Money
Down' Offer
10-20-2002: The Loyalist
Triumphant
08-07-2002: "Captain
Hardware to Leave Tashman"
06-29-2002: "News and
Notes"
04-28-2002: "Mellow Man, Loyalist, and
Goatee Inducted into Tashman Hall of Heroes"
04-16-2002: "Company
Line Offended by D.B.A."
04-11-2002: "It's Almost Official:
Viper Queen, Kristoff Set to Live Together"
04-08-2002: "Viper Queen, Overmind
Going to Babies ‘R Us Together"
04-05-2002: "J.Z. Voted Off
Tashman's Island"
04-04-2002: "Teleporter, BVD, Dead
at 24"
04-04-2002: "THE RUMORS ARE TRUE;
J.Z. RETURNS TO TASHMAN"
04-02-2002: "J.Z. RUMORED TO RETURN TO
TASHMAN"
03-26-2002: "A
Day In The Life Of A Tashman Teleporter" by The Lone Teleporter
03-22-2002: "Tashman
Tech Inaugurates New Teleportation Manager"
03-07-2002: "Tashman Tech to
Outsource Managers"
02-26-2002: "James
Smith Rescinds Resignation; Has "Change of Heart"
02-25-2002: "Late-Breaking
Tashman News"
Anthologies
12-01-2002: Liz Walk Gets
Married
09-20-2002: And now...a new world...EARTH
NEVER!
09-01-2002: "Hot Former Classmate
Contacts Man"
09-01-2002: "The Christian
Wright Q&A Board"
07-18-2002: "XBox:
'How was your day today, sir?'"
05-23-2002: "King of
Orlando and Traveller agree to take Anakin's personality for the week"
04-16-2002: "D.
Hospital Accused of Pushing Away Model From His Life"
03-16-2002: "Traveller
Found Alive -- Clone Still Dead"
03-15-2002: "Traveller Found
Dead, Possibly Murdered"
02-19-2002: "My Love Life Has
Pretty Much Been Non-Existent Since 9-11"
02-13-2002: "The Borrower Strikes
Again"
02-05-2002: "I’m Feeling
‘Well’butrin J"
