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It's Official: Bush is the Anti-Christ M.O.T. News April 16 -- After much study and debate, The National Enneagram Council has released some troubling findings: George W. Bush, the 43rd president of the United States, is the character described in the Bible as "The Anti-Christ." "It's true," said Antony DiCarlo, spokesman for NECo. "He fits the bill to a tee. "High approval ratings, despite his obviously inconsistent war-time policy ... there's only one logical explanation: George W. is the spawn of the devil." The NECo. report cites the unprecedented popularity of this president, and the unhealthy displays of President Bush's personality type. "He's a One ... a Reformer," stated Mr. DiCarlo. "He establishes fixed rules and goals, and then follows his emotions, forgetting what he said. He is exhibiting short-sighted tendencies." "He continually alienates his base supporters -- and they still support him! The religious right stands by him ... even though he hires gays and supports abortion. Obviously, Satan has given him the power to mesmerize and confuse the public." The NECo. report also claims that Bush's supposedly brilliant gamesmanship and misdirection when dealing with foreign and domestic affairs is actually a cover-up for his lack of intelligence. "Everyone always thought the Anti-Christ would be an Achiever," stated the NECo. report. "No one realized that a weak Reformer garners lots of sympathy if he is simplistic and appears to be trying his best. Our president is in way over his head." NECo. hopes that this report will get back to the president, as well as inform the public. "We just want everyone to know who he is -- that's all," stated Mr. DiCarlo. "There's still a chance he may renounce the Devil and turn to God." Unfortunately, the report predicts that President Bush will ignore the report, and continue to be the Anti-Christ. "It's unfortunate, but predictable," the report states. "One can only hope that the real Christ will show up someday, and bail us out of this mess."
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