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The 3,000 Annihilate the 19 HijackersM.O.T. News September 11th, 2005 -- The ghosts of Ground Zero today revealed themselves to the public, and announced that the 19 hijackers responsible for the September 11th tragedies have been brought to justice, and suffered the second death."Yeah, there's an afterlife!" stated one ghost. "We tore those souls to shreds ... Mohammed Atta and his terrorist friends have ceased to be! Man, I feel good!" The announcement was made on all broadcast channels, all at once. The ghosts, who call themselves "the 3,000" told the world what they had done. "We were tired of waiting for justice," stated the lead entity. "We took matters into our hands, and showed these terrorists the REAL wrath of God." Apparently, the ghosts were given the green light to completely obliterate all 19 terrorists from God himself. "He who is above all told us we could wipe them from existence. It took us four years to get permission, but God finally agreed: the terrorists deserved the ULTIMATE punishment." The announcement came amidst continued nuclear bombing in the Middle East. Most of the Mediterranean Sea has evaporated due to the intense heat of the attack. The death toll is reportedly in the 10's of millions, and scientists predict the Earth itself is in danger of falling off it's axis and spinning out of control. "We're glad the ghosts finally got revenge," stated one Justice Department official, "the problem is we'll soon be joining them in the afterlife. |