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LIZ WALK MARRIES SOME GUY

 

An Exclusive to the Daily Skew

 

Photo credit: Peter Parker

 

NOVEMBER 10, 2002- Sarah Elizabeth Walk has married Some Guy today at Some Park in Boca Raton, Florida. 

It comes to a shock to her family and friends as Liz previously had a well-known committed relationship with Bruce Barnett. 

But, as we at the Daily Skew know: Pictures don’t lie. 

All of Some Guy’s relatives and friends attended the wedding on a balmy Sunday afternoon. 

Liz held back tears as she and her new husband exchanged vows. 

“It’s the happiest day of my life,” she was reported as saying. 

Sources close to Some Guy said that there was only a two-week notice prior to the wedding. The affair was so much a secret that Liz still is living with Bruce. It is unknown when Liz will move out. Sources say that Some Guy may move in and live with Liz and Bruce. 

Bruce’s family was too stunned to show. Unfortunately, they were not available for comment. 

The Ministry of Truth was able to reach Bruce via cell phone. When asked for a comment, Bruce replied, “It’s all cool, dude.”

Say it ain't so, Liz. Say it ain't so!

 

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