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LIZ WALK MARRIES SOME GUY
An Exclusive to the Daily Skew
Photo credit: Peter Parker
NOVEMBER 10, 2002- Sarah Elizabeth Walk has married Some
Guy today at Some Park in Boca Raton, Florida. It comes to a shock to her family and friends as Liz
previously had a well-known committed relationship with Bruce Barnett. But, as we at the Daily Skew know: Pictures don’t lie. All of Some Guy’s relatives and friends attended the
wedding on a balmy Sunday afternoon. Liz held back tears as she and her new husband exchanged
vows. “It’s the happiest day of my life,” she was reported
as saying. Sources close to Some Guy said that there was only a
two-week notice prior to the wedding. The affair was so much a secret that Liz
still is living with Bruce. It is unknown when Liz will move out. Sources say
that Some Guy may move in and live with Liz and Bruce. Bruce’s family was too stunned to show. Unfortunately,
they were not available for comment. The Ministry of Truth was able to reach Bruce via cell phone. When asked for a comment, Bruce replied, “It’s all cool, dude.”
Say it ain't so, Liz. Say it ain't so!
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