The bugle has sounded...

"When one resigns and accepts that one will be alone for the rest of one's life, an obsession- and a fascination- develops. A lustful fetish for the..."

Top 10 Female Celebrities

NUMBER 10 -

Gillian Anderson
From 1994-1997, she was #1, keeping me company when I was a confused teen.

NUMBER 9-

Dark Angel's Jessica Alba

NUMBER 8-

Alyssa Milano

NUMBER 7-

"Dawn" from Buffy, Michelle Trachtenberg
She'll be legal in a few years!

NUMBER 6-

Allyson Hannigan
"One time at band camp..."

NUMBER 5-

Salma Hayek

NUMBER 4-

Jennifer Lopez

NUMBER 3-

The real "J-Lo"?

NUMBER 2-

Penelope Cruz
"Passion" with a capital "P"

NUMBER 1-

Sarah Michelle Gellar
I really like her personality. Honestly.