Tashman Tech Inaugurates New Teleportation Manager

 

March 21 -- One year after The Loyalist was laid off by The Founders, his replacement was reassigned and a new manager named The Company Line was anointed King of Teleportation. The Company Line was promoted from Project Manager of Regents to Teleportation Manager of all departments. Charles Brown, The Loyalist’s replacement, was reassigned to hacking.

 

There was much shock at the main Tashman office today, as no one saw it coming. Apparently, The Founders made this decision during lunch at Chile’s yesterday. The Company Line was officially christened King of Teleportation when Louisiana Lightning gave him a big teleportation job at 4:50PM EST.

 

The Company Line joins the historical ranks of Tashman Technologies as Teleportation Manager with Hitman, The Loyalist, and Charles Brown. (Ramalani and Captain Fascist are honorary members of this exclusive club.)

 

The Ministry of Truth was unable to compile reactions of this promotion, although it is certain that the workers wish The Company Line the best of luck with his new position.