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I’m Feeling ‘Well’butrin J
Hi! My name is Conrad Rosenthal. You may remember me from such news stories (actually- lies!) like “Florida Man Blows $500 at Strip Club”, “Neo-Nazi Questioned in Child Porn Ring”, and “Islamic Man Charged With Conspiracy”. Well,
I want you to know that I was never found guilty of ANY wrong doing in most of
those articles. But
that’s not why I’m writing this for the Dailyskew. I
want to tell you about a new wonder drug on the market. The
joking is over. I’m being serious now. Wellbutrin
turned my life around. I
used to feel depressed all of the time…sad about my life, the world, my job,
people I know, being single for 25 years…everything. Each
and every day was such a misery…I didn’t want to get up in the morning…I
didn’t take care of my hygiene…I just gave up all hope and pretty much
wanted to die. I
couldn’t think straight and had no patience for anything! Severe
pain would squeeze my chest. My throat would tighten. I couldn’t get along
with any of my co-workers. I wound up losing my job. My self-esteem and
confidence was so low. I peered into the deep, dark abyss…and saw nothing. That’s
when I found out about Wellbutrin! Wellbutrin
is an anti-depressant that not only helped my self-esteem, but helped my focus,
as well! Ever
since I started taking this miracle drug, my IQ increased, I got a new job
making $43,000 a year, I have a lovely girlfriend named Jessica, I shaved, my
focus has never been better, I dropped a few pounds, have boundless energy, and
I don’t let anything bother me anymore! Wellbutrin
put a smile on my face that will never go away! In
fact, Wellbutrin has helped ME so much; I feel it is my responsibility to inform
YOU about this prescription medication. Ask
your doctor about Wellbutrin, so every day can be a happy day! Love, Conrad!!
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