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THE RUMORS ARE TRUE; J.Z. RETURNS TO TASHMAN
Ministry of Truth Exclusive
APRIL 4th -- J.Z. made his return to Tashman Technologies this
afternoon. J.Z (also known as E.Z.) was given a tour of the space facilities
by The Company Line. The Company reportedly recruited J.Z. back to Tashman.
The Founders apparently have no problem with J.Z.'s return, even though he
abruptly walked out last year after The Loyalist's dismissal.
Rumors were heating up Tashman all week, as The DailySkew broke
open the story. Today, the rumors were proven to be true. J.Z. wore his
trademark white visor, and has a stylish goatee.
Many Tashman employees had comments about his return.
"Yes, I did see J.Z.," said Captain Software, "I
can't say I was happy about it."
Captain Hardware, however, was livid. He had a meeting with The
Company Line and Arse about J.Z.'s return.
It is unknown when J.Z. will start, or what shift he will work.
With J. Hustle being the 1st shift Lead Teleporter, Jason Hudson the 2nd shift
lead teleporter, and Kristoff working third, will there be room for J.Z.'s
volatile personality?
The Loyalist had one comment. "There is no honor...."
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