May 23 -- The Ministry of Truth has learned that Anakin Skywalker will be quoted and imitated for the next week by the King of Orlando and the Traveller.

"I love the lines from the movie [Attack of the Clones] ... I feel Anakin's pain and frustration," stated the Traveller from his downtown mansion. "I hope to live up to the greatness that is Hayden Christensen."

"Yeah, I've already started taking on his personality ... I relate," stated the King of Orlando from his gunshop.

The Traveller plans to use Anakin's personality to help conquer the business world. "They're animals! I'm going to sell them all!"

The King of Orlando plans to withdraw from society with his new state of mind. He will be exploring the Dune Sea in the hopes of finding the lost electric temple.

"I have to go," stated K.O. "The dreams are so real ... but don't worry. I will be returning shortly."