M.O.T. News

9-21-2002 -- Out on the dusty hills of Arizona, an incredible sign and
wonder has occurred -- the return of Zane Black.

"We found him! Thank the maker, we found him!" said an official from NASA.

The search for Zane had reached intergalactic proportions, with government
bodies across the universe uniting in the search of the mysterious King of
Orlando.

Apparently, Zane magically reappeared in the Arizona desert after a
cataclysmic battle with the Anti-Monitor.

"He kept saying, 'the Anti-Monitor's dead, the Anti-Matter Universe is
dead,' over and over again," stated the NASA official. "We can only assume
that they fought, and he won."

Legions of followers have flocked to Arizona, hoping to glimpse Zane when he
leaves the hospital. When they see him, they will be astonished by his new
appearance.

"His hair turned blue during his fight with the Anti-Monitor," said the NASA
official. "I hope the fans won't mind."

Zane Black is reportedly recovering nicely, and should be released next
week.