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No time? You're not the only one M.O.T. News
Has the world turned into a comic book?
March 22 -- The National Enneagram Council today released data that reveals we are all currently in a state of "no-time". "People simply don't have time anymore," stated Dr. Richard Hoffman, Chairman Emeritus of N.E.Co. "Weeks feel like months ... months feel like years, and yet time seems to fly by. The continuity shift that occurred last year has warped the our sense of space-time." No-time is a result of the Earth-0 reboot that began approximately two weeks after September 11th. "Whoever's writing this storyline has taken Mark Waid's hypertime theory and perverted it," Dr. Hoffman added. "This smells like Warren Ellis, or Mark Millar, if your ask me."
This man was clean shaven and bald before no-time.
Symptoms of no-time include:
There's no known cure for no-time at the moment. "This is a societal disease -- we all feel the effects, in one form or another," Dr. Hoffman said. "All we can hope is that the writer will start taking Wellbutrin. "As for us, we still have control over our lives -- we just don't have time to think about it." |
