Austrian Leader Haider Joins ‘Axis of Evil’

 

 

MARCH 2 - Austrian Freedom Party leader Jorge Haider has officially joined the ‘Axis of Evil’.  Herr Haider ran a blood bank drive in Baghdad two weeks ago to help the impoverished Iraqi citizens.

 

            “The sanctions created by the United States, England, and the United Nations hurt only the innocent Iraqi people,” Haider declared.

 

            Haider met with freely elected president Saddam Hussein, and discussed much about political philosophy, history, and mathematics. Before Haider flew back to his Fatherland, it was announced that he had officially joined The Axis of Evil- Iraq, Iran, and North Korea.

 

            President Hussein announced Haider’s inclusion to the Axis on the Iraqi Satelite News Network.

 

            “Born near a river in Austria comes a man whose track record speaks for himself.  Jorge Haider and his country are now part of the Axis of Evil; and the world will never be the same again.”

            Dailyskew co-founder Damian Hospital voted Jorge Haider 

“Mover and Shaker of the New Millenium” in 1999.  Damian and his partner Tony Decarvalho are currently gathering evidence that Haider is the mastermind behind Earth-0, the post-September 11 reality we all live in.

 

            Haider’s last public international appearance before running the blood drive in Baghdad was running in the New York City marathon last year.