Quotes from the year 3000, concerning the year 2000, from a Universe History
class at the University of Northern Mars:

"Rocket fuel? Man, they could barely get off the planet back then! What were they thinking?"

"Why would you use something combustible to power your vehicle?"

"Can you believe they STILL ate fried foods back then?"

"The DailySkew was the only GOOD thing to come out of the first-half of the 21st century. Too bad the site crashed in 2536."

"To think, with all their intelligence and technology, so many millions worshipped beings that never existed. They may as well have been praying to Zeus, or Santa Claus."

"Professor, could you explain the concept of 'war' again? I'm very confused."

"You mean that people were still stuck in their personality type back then? Geez. Who would want to live like that?"

"With all the visual arts, you would think sight was the only sense they used back then."