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Company Line Offended by D.B.A.

M.O.T. News

April 16 -- The Company Line, current main character in the Tashman Anthologies Series, was deeply offended yesterday by an email sent company-wide by Ms. D.B.A.

The email informed the company that Mr. Line had won the weekly S.C.A.M. award for honest work and behavior.

Unfortunately, there was a typo that appeared to call Mr. Line "whitey", when in fact Ms. D.B.A. had intended to say "witty".

The Company Line is Japanese-American.

It is unknown at this present time if the Company Line has approached Ms. D.B.A. about the offensive email, or if Ms. D.B.A. has apologized.

Here is the offending email:

This week's S.C.A.M. award goes to the Company Line for pointing out, in his own whitey manner, a discrepancy with how we shuffle papers.

Come get your candy award, C.L. It's chocolate.

Ms. D.B.A.

Member of S.C.A.M.

It is unknown if there will be severe consequences for Ms. D.B.A.'s typo.