Tashman Tech To Outsource Managers

 

MARCH 7- Tashman Technologies, “the world-wide leader in teleporters” officially began the interview process to outsource managers today. The decision to hire managers from the outside, instead of promoting from within, was made by The Founders over lunch yesterday.

 

            Sources inside Tashman spoke with the Ministry of Truth under the condition of anonymity, due to fear of repercussions. “[Teleportation manager] Ramadani doesn’t have faith in any of his production people to manage or supervise. I guess the front office doesn’t care about the reactions of the teleportation operators when some guy with a suit gets hired off the street at $35,000 a year, while they continue to toil and toil and toil.”

 

            A “company man” told the DailySkew.com that the workers should not take this initial interview process personally. “In six short weeks, the name Tashman Technologies will not only be the world’s first and largest teleportation company, but it will be the universe’s. To get to that next level, it is imperative that experienced supervisors and managers be hired to make sure the proletarians are efficient with their roles. As the Tashman team grows and works together, eventually everyone will benefit.”

 

            According to our sources, Jason Hudson, El General del Machismo, Joey Stash, Son of Thor, and Overmind will not be promoted, and only one of them was actually considered for that position.