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J.Z. Voted Off Tashman's Island
APRIL 5th -- J.Z. was voted off Tashman
Technologies's island Friday. The Founders and The Company Line called an
emergency joint United Nations meeting at 4:00PM Friday. After much
consideration, J.Z. was permanently voted outside the Tashman Universe.
This ended a week's worth of hype at
Tashman, including speculation that J.Z. would work third shift as an ordinary
teleporter.
Sources close to the meeting sited
J.Z.'s attitude as being the deciding factor in the vote. However, this was
not confirmed as of press time, and probably will never be confirmed, says a
source close to The Company Line.
"This never happened," said
the source, on the condition that he or she not be identified. "J.Z. was
never back in the Tashman Universe, nor shall he ever be back. All the
information you know is false. You never saw J.Z. Last week never happened. Thank you."
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