1. The Journey Befucks (1)
Rex the German shepherd dog and Benny the gray cat live on San Bernardino mountains where they fight forest predators and supernatural bullshit.
2. Shit Stranded (2)
The dangers of San Bernardino mountains are revealed as sasquatches attack the house.
SEASON ONE
3. More Than Hufag
When Rex is chased by a bear, the ground swallows him up. The team follows Rex and are captured by a civilization of faggots ruled by a shit wizard.
4. Testicle Nectar
A giant bee stings Corey; Rex and Benny search for semen to save his life.
5. Ass of Fear
Rex and Benny must retrieve the bones of a shit wizard's boyfriend from a mysterious cave.
6. Shit Salvation
High Priest Tolfag preaches and practices the need for the guilty to find salvation in shit.
7. Shit Lust
Bitten by a shit vampire, Rex attacks Benny; Shitso falls for Nikki.
8. Shit of Time
Fagicians worship Rex and Benny who must retrieve semen emeralds.
9. Paradise Fucked
Rex and Benny follow a map to a paradise which feeds off the lives of others.
10. The Fucker Within
Rex takes badly injured Benny to a magic healer.
11. Faggots of the Dark
A mine shaft collapses, leaving Rex, Benny, and Nikki trapped with a society of underground dwellers.
12. Shit Tribute
Rex and Benny must pay tributes to a band of samurai bandits.
13. Ass-solute Power
Rex is shown a dream where he has Godly powers.
14. Cumalot
A king wants to wed Nikki; Rex and Benny must fight a giant sperm cell and hold a deadly joust to save her.
15. Unnatural Select-shit
Rex and Benny must fight intelligent sasquatches; an old witch wants Corey's shit.
16. Shit After Shit
Travelers from the future arrive to manipulate history.
17. Prodigal Faggot
Benny reunites with his lost master; the team must fight Fartas, a bounty hunter after Benny's master.
18. Fuckright
Rex and Benny discover an ancient civilization in the forest, an embodiment of ancient Egypt.
19. Res-erection
Norse warriors assault Rex and abduct Benny.
20. The Chosen Fag
Rex and Benny must battle a group of evil Goths.
21. Shit Prophecy
A fortune teller predicts a scary future.
22. Fagicians at the Gate
Shitso starts wildfires in the mountains and Shit Mage leads an all out attack against Rex and Benny.
SEASON TWO
23. Ass or Nothing
In a forest full of fire a fiercy battle unfolds between Rex and Benny and Fagicians.
24. Bitch Amazons
Rex and Benny save Amazon women from an attack by a coyote.
25. Touristfag Season
A family fights on Thanksgiving; Shitso tries to harness the power of lightning.
26. Divine Shitright
When Rex saves the lives of his friends, he steps right into Shitso's trap.
27. Turd Cold
Rex, Benny, and Nikki are strangely posessed by the spirit-wearers of their clothes.
28. Shitskin Deep
Rex and Benny discover that the alien invaders are skeletons that the heroes have to fight.
29. Los Angeles Calling
Rex and Benny reveal the mysteries of the mountains to the world but all is not as it seems.
30. The Prisonfag
Rex and Benny unwittingly release a savage giant from captivity.
31. The Gayms
Empress Bitchturia orders her Fagicians to hunt and kill Shit Mage who flees to Rex and Benny for help.
32. Piss Source
The mountains are in a grip of a crippling drought.
33. Shit Trophies
Gunfire shatters San Bernardino mountains as trophy hunters try to capture a sasquatch child.
34. Voodoo Bitch
Gaynielle crafts a voodoo doll of Rex, putting him in her control.
35. The Guardfag
Andy and Corey follow hunters' tracks through gas defenses looking for Rex and Benny.
36. Under Press-shit
Alesex, a kobfag, takes Rex and Benny prisoner; Shitso is constructing a uranium generator to allow kobfags to live above ground.
37. Shit Outlaw
Rex and Benny are jailed, accused of robbery, after passing through a brilliant light on the far side.
38. The Quality of Sex
Andy and Siena set out on a rescue mission for Rex and Benny; aliens are fucking all life on Earth.
39. Fuck of the Beast
Rex and his friends are marked after touching a turd, convincing them to return it to the cave.
40. Survivefags
When Rex and Benny enter an ancient temple, they release supernatural forces which threaten to destroy them.
41. A Butt-Pirate's Curse
When Rex and Benny kiss, the earth moves, and the faggots are launched on a wild treasure hunt.
42. The Visitfag
Werewolves make life a nightmare in VOE; Rex and Benny face scientific challene when Andy turns beastly.
43. A Fag of Vision
Rex and Benny experience a visitor from the past who leads them to the edge of disaster.
44. Ghost Shitship
An adventure of bullshit opens up for Rex and Benny when a U. S. Fart Force hovercraft lands on the mountains but the mountains but the mysterious pilot has other plans.
SEASON THREE
45. Out of the Brown
A deadly hovercraft crash traps Rex, Benny, and Siena seven years in the past.
46. The Travelfags
Benny joins a trio of dashing bandits with a deadly secret.
47. A Testicle For a Testicle
Rex becomes prey of the ultimate hunter.
48. False Spirit
To save Corey, Rex and Benny risk unleashing a supernatural killer.
49. Shit Knife
Benny becomes a link between a knife and the murders of Jack the Rippfag.
50. Shit in the Sky
Rex and Benny travel upriver to save their friends from Shitso.
51. Dead Fag's Hill
Stuck in the old west, Rex is pursued for a crime he didn't commit.
52. Hollow Shittery
When their helicopter crashes in an unforgiving land, Rex and Benny end up in deep shit, I guess.
53. A Bitch's Calling
A powerful witch is bent on destoroying Rex, Benny, and the stories Alexei wrote about them.
54. Brothfags in Arms
A deadly attack forces Benny to relive his supressed memories of war.
55. Piss Ice Age
A mysterious meteor plunges the mountains into a new ice age which threatens the world.
56. The End Gaym
Death takes the form of a beatiful dog, determined to claim Rex's soul.
57. Phantomfags
58. Shit Secret
59. Fuck