The Prisonfag
"This proves my gay theory," said Benny. "Assthuro Giofucki came to San Bernardino mountains in 1860 and discovered Ass Dorado, the city of gold. Although he was never able to leave and hid his treasure here."
Benny found a hole in the wall and stuck his paw in there. There were spiders affected by Penisfaggot compound in the hole. They chewed vaginas in Benny's paw and fucked it with their penises. Benny pulled out a map. Suddenly the cave began to shake. Sewage lines that ran through the ground burst and shit poured in. Rex and Benny got covered in shit and toilet paper. Rocks began to fall from the top.
"Boob trap!" yelled Rex.
Rex and Benny ran through the fucking cave. Rex's penis was caught in AIDS covered condoms from the sewage. A rock hit Benny in the head. Rocks hit Rex's sexy body. Sewage covered Rex and Benny and they slid on their nipples, and were ejected out of the cave which collapsed and was buried. A penis from Assthuro Giofucki's dead body got stuck up Benny's asshole. Rex and Benny looked at the map of VOE forest and the location of Ass Dorado.
"Finally Rex and Benny will be rich," said Rex.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 30: THE PRISONFAG
Back in town, Alexei the retarded Russian kid came out of the house. No more forest for Alexei. The place is surrounded by other houses. Alexei held a stack of "Rex and Benny" stories. Suddenly the wind blew the stories out of Alexei's hands. "Rex and Benny" stories were scattered to the fart winds across California. People in the INS found one of Alexei's stories where it says that he is gay and he has sex with his dog. The United States government decided that they don't need a faggot like that in America. Alexei was deported back to Russia where he lived with his shitty grandma who has false teeth and unshaved armpits and unshaved pussy which hangs in a pouch of wrinkles. Alexei played cards with grandma and she would take out her false teeth with slime on them and touch the cards with the same hand.
Rex and Benny headed into the woods where the map led. The Shit Mage, a wizard of dark and evil shit magic, stood behind a tree and laughed. Everything was going according to plan.
Alexei pees in a trash can so that he doesn't have to come out of his room. The floor of Alexei's room is covered in tiny pieces of pine needles. Alexei's shoes have traces of dog poo on them.
Rex and Benny were walking through the forest when a coyote jumped in front of them and howled. Benny the cat screeched and fur on his tail stood up. The coyote howled and headed straight for Rex and Benny. Shit began to be sucked out of Rex and Benny's assholes. Shit collected in the air and Shit Mage materialized from it. Shit Mage grabbed his scepter and split the coyote in half. Raccoon skulls covered in shit poured out of coyote's stomach all over Rex and Benny. Just then the Shit Mage was gone.
Somewhere in a dark place inside a mountain sat a nigger, trapped alive in his prison for all eternity. The Shit Mage materialized in front of him. It was too dark to see the true size of this nigger.
"I have fulfilled my task," said Shit Mage. "They are on their way."
"Finally after 300 years I will be free," said the nigger in a deep voice. "Do my would be saviors have names?"
"Rex the German shepherd dog and Benny the gray cat," said Shit Mage.
Rex and Benny came up to a great mountain in the forest. On the map was drawn a penis on the mountain. Rex and Benny came to a rock where they saw their reflections and touched their penises to it. Suddenly the mountain began to grind and creak and a huge wall was lifted revealing a 40 foot tall passage. Rex and Benny heard thundering footsteps and a 40 foot tall nigger giant walked out. He looked down upon Rex and Benny and spread his arms. He was a naked man.
"My name is Prince Gaypep," said the giant. "Finally after 3 centuries of imprisonment you freed me and I shall wreak havoc upon the world once again!"
Shit Mage materialized out of shit once again in front of Rex and Benny.
"There was no Ass Dorado, you cock-smokefags," said Shit Mage. "The map led to a giant's prison. As the legend says, only a shitty dog and cat can unlock his prison."
Rex and Benny were hit with yellow liquid and drenched in it. It stank like rotten fish in urine. Rex and Benny drank urine and savored its taste. Rex and Benny showered in urine. They looked up and saw a nigger giant pissing on them out of a four-foot long dick and grinning.
Rex and Benny set off running through the forest back to town.
"I must rebuild my kingdom which lies in gay ruins," said Gaypep.
"We had a deal," said Shit Mage. "Destroy them first and then you can rule the world."
The giant walked through the forest after Rex and Benny spreading pine trees apart from him. Two pine trees had penises and testicles made of wood. They raped the giant up the butt hole. Crusty shit fell out of giant's asshole which Shit Mage devoured. The giant screamed as trees buttfucked him. He tore them out of the ground and threw them into the sky.
Rex and Benny were running up Highway 138. The houses were up ahead. Suddenly two pine trees came flying out of the sky and smashed into the road in front of them, shattering into chips. Wood chips flew at Rex and Benny and their penises were caught in them leaving a series of splinters in their penises. Rex and Benny jumped over the pine trees and ran.
Next came the giant named Gaypep running out of the woods in front of Rex and Benny. The nigger giant got in a 'taking a shit' position over Rex and Benny and a turd came out of it, dropping on Rex and Benny, burying them alive. Gaypep saw two globs of shit crawl out of the turd. Rex and Benny. Rex ate corn chunks in shit. The giant was laughing at Rex and Benny when a log truck was coming and smashed into his ankle. The giant screamed as he went down on Rex and Benny. The giant's ass sat down on Rex and Benny. Rex and Benny were trapped in the asshole.
The truck driver got out screaming at the sight of a 40 foot tall nigger. Gaypep let out a fart and Rex and Benny were caught in shit stink of nuts, corn, fish, carrots, and rotten eggs. Rex and Benny deeply inhaled all that stuff together with dingleberries which floated in the air. Rex and Benny inhaled shit chunks into their lungs. They ran out through between his buttcheeks and ran through people's backyards.
The giant walked up the Highway when he saw Alexei coming down. He stepped on Alexei and crushed him with his bare foot. Then he looked at the foot.
"Oh, I just stepped on a pile of shit," said Gaypep.
Rex and Benny came running out of people's backyards, across the Highway to the house Alexei's stepdad rented.
Andy who is Alexei's 21 year old stepbrother and a 20 year old black kid named Corey were in the woodshop working. Alexei's dad was sawing wood on a table saw. Rex and Benny came running up and told them about the giant. They didn't believe it until footsteps where heard and they saw a living man towering over houses.
Andy and Corey started stripping extension cords and revealing naked copper wiring. They plugged in the extension cords and let them lie on the driveway.
"We're going to have to make our stand here," said Rex.
The nigger giant jumped over someone's house and came across the intersection to the driveway.
"Where are the fucking dog and cat," yelled the giant.
He stepped on the stripped extension cords and sparks went flying from under his foot. He lifted his foot.
"What evil device is this?" said the giant.
He walked up to the garage and lifted the sliding gate up. His arm reached inside the shop and picked up Alexei's dad. He held him in his hand and brought him to his asshole and wiped his ass with him. He threw Alexei's dad on the ground and pissed out of his penis. His piss hit the stripped extension cords and electricity went up his urine, shocking his erection. Prince Gaypep screamed.
The giant put one foot on the roof of the house and reached to the part where the roof was over the living area of the house. He smashed his hand through the roof. His hand smashed through the floor of the second story, leaving a hole in the house. He lifted up Alexei's mom who was masturbating her unshaved pussy and chewed off her tits, ate them, and threw her dead body down on Rex and Benny.
"Ah the cat and dog," said Gaypep.
Rex and Benny ran like fuck. Benny tripped and went flying to the ground. The giant's hand reached after them and picked up Benny. He held Benny the cat in his hand.
"I should bite off your head," said Gaypep.
Benny pissed in the giant's hand and urine trickled through his clenched fingers.
"I like you," said Gaypep. "I will take you back to the forest to have sex with you."
Andy, Corey, and Rex ran up to the giant's ankle and started beating it with sticks. The giant lifted up his foot and kicked all three of them. Andy went flying up into the air, over the roof of the house. Andy slid across the roof, stripping ribbons of skin off his sexy body. Corey flew up straight into the air and fell down with his stomach on the top edge of the roof where two halves of it met together. Rex the dog squealed like a bitch as he went flying up. Rex landed on the glass roof under which stood a car. His boner smashed a hole in the glass as it hit it. The glass shattered and Rex got stuck between the wooden beams that support the glass. The 40 foot tall giant masturbated his erection and a glob of semen flew toward Rex, covering him with it.
Prince Gaypep walked away with Benny in his hand toward the National Forest.
Andy and Corey walked across the roof over to Rex and pulled him out from the wooden beams. They threw Rex down on the ground into dog shit and then climbed down.
"We have to save Benny," said Rex.
Just then shit flew out of their assholes and materialized into Shit Mage.
"Prince Gaypep is immortal," said Shit Mage. "You must make a drug to put him to sleep and bring him back to the mountain. The legend says that 318 years ago a woman had sex with a demon and a giant was born. Ass Dorado was located where VOE is now. The giant killed everybody so he was imprisoned where only shitty dog and cat could unlock him."
Rex ran toward Shit Mage when he swung his magic penis scepter and summoned a statue of a person made of shit with six arms and six penises. It masturbated Rex's penis with six hands and fucked him up the ass with six penises. Corey smashed the statue by kicking it.
The giant Prince Gaypep walked into the forest with Benny in his hand. They walked to a great mountain which was no longer his prison. There he sat Benny down on the ground. Benny screeched and ran up his leg. Benny climbed up the giant's leg up to his penis. He hung on the ballsac and then hung on the pubic hair. Benny crawled inside a pubic hair patch. The giant's fingers wadded through his pubic hair trying to find Benny. Then he pulled Benny out of his pubic hair and threw him. Benny went flying against rocks and landed on the ground half passed out.
Back in the house Andy, Corey, and Rex made a syringe out of a bottle and a skinny metal tube. They filled it with lacquer thinner, glue, laundry detergent, soap, "Old Faggot's" wood stain and made a drug. Rex took the syringe and ran down the road to find the giant and save Benny.
Sexual ecstasy. The giant's boner went up Benny's ass, spreading apart the sides of it. Ripping sound and blood squirted out of Benny's ass. Benny screeched in sexy pain. Nigger Prince Gaypep licked Benny's sexy body. Benny woke up and used his body as a dildo to fuck the nigger giant up the butt hole. Benny fondled the giant's penis with his claws. Prince Gaypep cummed in Benny's mouth.
Rex snuck inside the mountain and saw Benny fucking the giant. Rex ran up to Gaypep's leg and stuck the syringe in, squeezing the bottle, letting all the poison flow into him. Benny ran up to Rex. Gaypep screamed and collapsed. Rex and Benny ran out through the opening. Gaypep started reaching for them, his hand hovering over them. Rex and Benny touched their penises to the mirrored surface of a rock and a stone wall came back down, sealing the giant within. Rex and Benny walked through the forest back home.
"You fucked a giant?" asked Rex.
"Just like any other fag," answered Benny.
Alexei, the gay Russian kid, saw Rex and Benny having sex. Alexei decided to get a video camera, but was too late to do so. Alexei committed suicide because of that.
THE END