The Gayms
An old woman in a robe with long gray hair and red lipstick walks towards the mesa. The time has come for her to gain ultimate power. The swirl cloud of shit covers the castle, casting darkness upon it while the rest of the sky is blue.
Half an hour later a female voice yells out, "THE SEAL OF ORIFUCKOS!!!"
A purple glowing circle comes down from the shit covered sky. It is two circles, one within another, lined with "sickle and hammer" and "swastika" symbols inside. As the circle comes down, purple outlines of penises tips of them touching, draw within the circle. The Seal of Orifuckos shrinks around the castle. A man screams within.
Shit Mage, a man who is a mere man, runs through the forest. There is distant yells of men chasing after him. Naked men in dark capes are running through the woods. Fagicians.
"He fuckn't be far," yells a Fagician.
Shit Mage is now being hunted by his own servants, the power is no longer his.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 31: THE GAYMS
Rex the German shepherd dog and Benny the gray cat are tied outside the house on dog leashes. Suddenly they hear someone running through the backyard of a house next to them. A man jumps over the fence and falls in dog shit. Rex and Benny are amazed see its Shit Mage. Rex and Benny scream and run towards him. They piss in his mouth. They rape the stupid fuck. Rex's dick penetrates the crusty shit on Shit Mage's asshole. Benny wads his face through a pile of cat shit. Rex and Benny piss on their leashes and they break.
"I have no power! I have no power!" yelled Shit Mage. "Sorry for dropping in!"
Rex and Benny sit together with Shit Mage, who is a fat queer fuck.
"My power has been stolen by a servant of Orifuckos," said Shit Mage. "She used a magic seal to take my soul, absorbing my power, and using my staff. Now she commands my Fagicians to hunt and kill me as a game. Her name is Princess Bitchturia, a stupid ho."
"Then let us kill you," said Rex.
Rex and Benny jumped on Shit Mage and pissed on him. Benny took chunks of crusty shit off his asshole. Rex chewed out his testicle. Benny took out his pubic hairs and carried them away to make a blanket out of them.
Suddenly Fagicians came jumping over the fence. Ten of them surrounded Rex, Benny, and Shit Mage.
"Oh, fuck!" said Benny. "We've taken on worse than this!"
A naked man with cut off penises glued all over his body with superglue came out of the crowd.
"I wouldn't," he said and pulled a machine gun out of his cape pointing it at Rex and Benny. "I will let Shit Mage live. He led us to the legendary dog and cat. Princess Bitchturia wishes to see you, says you can defy her power. Rex and Benny, from this point on you will employed as her faithful servants... as Fagicians!"
"Commandfag Fartk," said Shit Mage to a man with penises glued all over his body. "I deserve to live as a reward for finding Rex and Benny."
Commander Fartk hit Shit Mage in the face and kicked him in the balls. Rex, Benny, and Shit Mage were thrown in a wagon and Fagicians pulled it away down Hwy 138 toward the forest.
SHITBURG, CASTLE OF SHIT. An old woman with gray hair and lipstick sat in the throne room. A Fagician servant brought her coffee as she demanded. She took a cup and smelled it.
"You stupid shit!" she yelled at the Fagician. "There is no piss, shit, or semen in this coffee. I'm a dark wizard slut and demand to consume feces with my food! Make it again!!!"
She shattered the cup against a Fagician's face, burning it with hot water. Fagician walked away.
Alexei the retarded Russian kid with gay glasses was walking through the forest. He was trying to find Rex and Benny. The high school got hold of Alexei's stories. Alexei the shitty Russian was kicked out of school. Counselors questioned Alexei. They asked Alexei why does he prefer animals as sex partners and why he is gay. The cops questioned Alexei about him abusing his animals. The story said that Alexei was a terrorist. The cops asked what Alexei's next target was gonna be. They asked why Alexei rapes his dog and nibbles on the genital organs of his cat and beats them both.
Fagicians pulled up a cage wagon with Rex, Benny, and Shit Mage inside to the mesa of the Shitburg Castle. Rex, Benny, and Shit Mage were led up the mesa by Fagicians.
"This mesa is not made of rock," said Rex. "Shit Mage must've collected animal shit out of the woods to make the mesa."
They walked down a long hallway in the castle with many doors. They came to a room where two staircases branched out along the walls. On the throne sat an old slut. She held the gold scepter shaped like a penis. That's the weapon Shit Mage uses to summon magic shit. Now it was hers.
Princess Bitchturia got off her throne and excused Fagicians. She told commander Fartk to remain. He held a sword made of melted human penises up to Rex's, Benny's, and Shit Mage's throats.
"Rex and Benny!" said Bitchturia. "I'm Princess Bitchturia, ruler of shit magic. And this world will never be the same. Soon I shall cast a shit spell, to have channels of shit flow through the sky of this planet. This queer fuck tells me you could stand against his power. Well not against the power that is now mine."
Bitchturia pulled out a whip and beat down Rex and Benny with it. She came over to them. Rex pissed her right in her makeup covered face. Her eye-shadow and lipstick leaked all over her face mixed with urine. She shrieked and opened her mouth biting down on Rex's dick.
"I will take it off, you faggot dog," she screamed. "I will take it off."
She growled as she chewed Rex's dick. Ripping sound came from his dick. She unclamped her jaws from around Rex's dick and kicked Benny in the stomach causing shit to pour out of his asshole.
"Commander Fartk," she yelled. "Take them to the torture chamber where a nice doctor will teach them respect for the new queen of the world. Shit Mage goes to the arena. After Rex and Benny's torture they go to the arena."
Commander Fartk grunted and took away Rex, Benny, and Shit Mage. Bitchturia remained alone. She took off her robe, pissed in her hand out of her vagina, and rubbed piss on her tits.
"My fucking tits are all dry," she said.
Rex and Benny were put in a room where a doctor in a hospital doctor gown with it unbuttoned so his penis and pubic hair were sticking out walked up to them. He held a poker thing with little saw blades hanging on it. He beat Rex and Benny's penises with little round saw blades hanging on miniature chains. Then the doctor touched their penises. Rex and Benny like when the doctor touches a penis. Then Rex and Benny sucked the doctor's penis beneath his hospital robe. The doctor was a bald man with full long beard.
Commander Fartk walked into the room and grabbed Rex and Benny dragging them out.
The Arena is where captured people fight to the deaths as gladiatfags. A fat shirtless guy with belts wrapped around his body was pushing guys out of a cage.
"Come on, you fucking scum," he yelled. "Today you fight for your queen's honor."
The Shit Mage and Rex and Benny got kicked out of the cage. Fagicians fought with weapons. Axes and maces were used against each other. A guy got hit in the ballsac with a mace. Rex and Benny had to fight each other. Only one shall be granted freedom.
Princess Bitchturia walked out and stood in the bleachers surrounding the arena.
"Let the gayms?" Fuck, fuck, fuck! "Begin!" she yelled.
"Wait," said Rex. "Me and Benny refuse to battle each other."
"Then we have a problem," she said. "If you want to be partners you must rely on each other in a heat of battle."
A good doctor walked out of the castle naked and walked up to Rex and Benny with a chain and cuffs. Cuffs were placed on Rex and Benny's ballsacs. They were chained together by their ballsacs. Princess Bitchturia signaled to begin the games.
Fagicians beat the shit out of each other with swords. Rex and Benny fought. They shoved daggers they held in their mouths up guy's butt holes. Benny shoved a sword up a butt hole and licked the shit off the sword. Fagicians chopped off each other's penises. Penises rained upon Rex and Benny. Rex and Benny ran in opposite direction and the cuffs almost ripped off their ballsacs.
"Sorry," said Rex and Benny to each other.
Rex grabbed a hatchet in his teeth and shoved it through a guy's foot. Another Fagician came at him with a mace. Rex's sexy body got hit with a mace. Benny used a penis shaped weapon called dildo to rape guys up the ass with it. Someone's chopped off head flew. Benny's penis went in its mouth. Rex pushed a guy with a mace and he sat down with his asshole on the mace. Benny the cat pissed all over men. Rex slipped on chopped off testicles.
Princess Bitchturia smiled at watching the heat of gladiatfag battle. Finally a dozen men were dead and Rex and Benny were left standing. Guard Fagicians walked up to them.
"Now kill each other," said Bitchturia. "That is what you want."
Suddenly Shit Mage, a mere man with no power, walked up behind the Fagicians and raped them up the ass. Shit Mage's dick penetrated the crusty shit on Fagicians' assholes. Rex and Benny jumped on the bleachers and jumped on either side of Bitchturia. The chain that bound them together by ballsacs smashed into Bitchturia's tits sending her breast implants flying out of her tits. Rex and Benny jumped 20 feet down off the edge of a Coliseum and ran. Shit Mage followed them. Rex and Benny ran into the forest and hid behind the trees. The Shit Mage ran up to them.
"Help me defeat her," said Shit Mage. "Since I'm now a mortal man, I can be destroyed by dark shit magic she plans to wield."
"I don't see why not," said Rex.
Shit Mage used his key to unlock Rex and Benny's nutsac cuffs. Then they all headed toward the castle.
Princess Bitchturia walked to the top of Shitburg castle and held up the penis scepter. Shit beams floating in the sky struck it and a Seal of Orifuckos drew itself in the sky.
"I call upon the powers of shit!" she yelled. "Fuck this world."
And she stood high above, on castle top, with her tits revealed, and fart wind blowing her hair. Shit struck the scepter, and infused with the Seal of Orifuckos. Shit beams in a shape of lightning shot out into space, surrounding the planet.
Rex, Benny, and Shit Mage ran into the castle through a back door. They raped guards they met along the way to death. Rex is a tough and rugged dog with a penis of soil. They ran into the main hall in which many rapings took place. Beatings and rapings. Shit! Penis! The dick penetrates you ass! The crusty shit on your ass! Fuck! The sperm cells go flying in the air! Fagician falls as he is raped! Cuts on my penis keep bleeding! Shit up my ass gets pushed in! The glorious fucking! Faggots get raped everyday! Fuck you up the ass! The sweat on my ballsac! Finally the battle was done. Rex and Benny looked around and saw Shit Mage lying dead on the floor. He was stabbed in the heart with a sword.
Princess Bitchturia stood upon the castle roof. Rex and Benny screamed an inaudible scream as they jumped her, throwing her into the air, right into the Seal of Orifuckos. Her soul is raped by the Seal, the power is reversed and Shit Mage awakes, infuses with shit. He's something more than a man now. Princess Bitchturia lies on the roof, crying. She is a mortal woman. Rex and Benny find her very tasty and her tits are chewed out and her face is eaten by them. Then a body goes flying off the roof, screaming with gaping holes for tits. The body hits the ground.
By defeating Princess Bitchturia, Shit Mage regained his powers and Rex and Benny still had an enemy. What the fuck is Orifuckos anyway? Rex and Benny walk back home through the forest when a coyote jumps out in front of them. Rex and Benny ran up a trunk of leaning tree. The coyote is jumping around and howling below. It wants its meal. Pets are coyote's favorite meal. Benny saw an eagle nest in a tree with eggs in it. Rex crawled up to the nest, grabbed eggs in his mouth and threw them down. The coyote ran over to the eggs and started eating them. Rex and Benny climbed from the tree and walked away while coyote feasted on eggs.
THE END