| Rex and Benny 32: Piss Source |
| Valley of Enchantment. Raccoons walking through the forest, taking a shit. Rex the German shepherd dog and Benny the gray cat are tied on leashes by the house. Alexei didn't give them any water to drink. Rex and Benny pissed on their leashes and they ripped. Rex and Benny ran across the intersection and down through the neighborhood to the National Forest. On the edge of the thorn bushes they found a puddle with brown dirt water. "This is frequently visited by coyotes," said Benny. Rex and Benny drank the dirty water. Benny urinated in it for flavor. "This compound called Penisfaggot," said Benny. "It gives plants, insects, reptiles, and fish penises, nutsacs, vaginas, and boobs. What is the chemical formula. Water is H20, sugar is C6H1206. What the hell is Penisfaggot!" Suddenly there was howling and a pack of coyotes ran out. Rex and Benny have invaded on their pisshole. The coyotes howled and jumped in front of Rex and Benny. A coyote grabbed Rex in his teeth and dragged him through shit water. Coyotes tried to pull Benny apart. Rex and Benny shot piss and shit at coyotes. Coyotes were covered in shit. Rex and Benny ran across the dirt road and came to a cement fence. More coyotes surrounded them. No place to run, no place to fuck. // "To the death do we fuck!" yelled Rex. AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE� Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA. REX AND BENNY 32: PISS SOURCE The coyotes charged at Rex and Benny. Suddenly a net ladder came over the fence. Benny grabbed onto it and started climbing up. Rex shot shit at coyotes. A coyote bit Rex's penis. Benny climbed over the fence and jumped down on the other side. Rex grabbed onto the net with his teeth because dogs can't climb. Benny and a Mexican woman pulled the net up. Rex fell over the top of the cement fence. Coyotes howled on the other side. "My name is Assna Pissaro," said the young Mexican woman. "I'm traveling alone to a pueblo made out of dog shit. I saved your life with this net." Alexei, the Russian faggot kid, went out of the house to look for Rex and Benny. There was a sewage spill on the road. Alexei took off his clothes and rolled naked in the sewage. What could sewage do to Alexei anyway? Russian mafia drove by and shot Alexei in the penis. Alexei is a faggot who wants to wear a sexy black tank top. Now the tank top cannot have ridges in it, material has to be flat. Also the tank top must be tight. Alexei also needs white t-shirts, medium size so they will be fairly tight on his body. He could wear them over his black tank top which will be seen through the white t-shirt. Alexei could also wear button up shirts, several with short sleeves, some with long. Now they have to be worn over white t-shirts with top two buttons unbuttoned. A long sleeve button up shirt can have sleeves rolled up to the elbow. Alexei also needs a sleeveless shirt medium size. Several t-shirts with logos and some long sleeve t-shirts. Alexei also needs baggy pants and baggy shorts. Then Alexei came make outfits out of all those clothes to look like a homo. Back to the forest. "So, you're traveling alone?" asked Benny. "We're good guys," said Rex. "We'll help you get to your pue-ass-blo. We'll also get to do some disgusting things on the way, surely." Rex, Benny, and Assna Pissaro went off into the woods. They were walking through the field surrounded by the woods. Somewhere in the distance there was a circle of shit in the sky. "Shit Mage lives here," said Rex. "What are we doing in his territory?" They kept walking through the woods when Assna stopped. She held a bottle filled with urine in her hand. "I must stop for my daily prayer," she said. "That's it," said Benny. "Why are we helping the stupid ho?" Assna Pissaro took off her clothes and turned her back to Rex and Benny so they wouldn't see her boobs. She poured some urine out of a bottle on a tampon and wiped urine tampon all over her body. While she was praying to some gay god, Benny the cat walked to a top of a hill and saw naked men in dark capes running towards them. Fagicians! Benny ran to warn Assna and Rex. Fagicians came screaming over the hill. A Fagician ran by Assna and hit her in the tits with a club. She went flying down and some of her piss in the bottle spilled on a dead dry plant. The plant turned green and regained life. It grew and sprouted branches real fast and became a flower with a penis. It was affected by Penisfaggot. The flower stuck its penis up the Mexican lady's vagina. Fagicians came at Rex and Benny. Rex and Benny jumped on the guys, their dicks penetrating crusty shit on their assholes. Rex pissed up a guy's asshole. Benny hung on nipples. "Lick my testicles, my testicles!" yelled Benny as he hung on the guy's face and shoved his ballsac up the guy's mouth. Rex got kicked in the stomach and his sexy body was dragged across rocks, putting cuts on the nipples. Benny jumped on the next Fagician who took out a knife and carved a swastika on Benny's penis. Another Fagician ran up to Benny and brought him down on his nutsac against a rock. "A witch must die! She lived for 400 years!" yelled a Fagician and swung a rock on a rope, hitting Assna in the back who was running for her life. Assna came down on her tits. Fagicians ran up and shoved their feet up her vagina, kicking her in the clitoris. Rex and Benny were grabbed and went flying through the air landing on her tits. Rex grabbed a Fagician's club in his teeth and hit him in the ballsac. Benny became enraged and stuck his asshole over men's penises and shit up their penises. Fagicians exploded into cat shit. A few were left. "We will be back," said the Fagician. "Beware the bitch. She has lived 400 years and steals urine and water out of this forest, creating droughts." Fagicians walked away. Rex, Benny, and Assna were walking through the forest. "What the fuck was that all about?" asked Rex. "My pueblo is located near their sewage line," she said. "They are superstitious and think I steal their piss." Night fucked upon the forest. Assna sat behind the pine trees in the dark. "So what do you think?" asked Rex. "We rape the stupid bitch," said Benny. "Take whatever shit she has." Benny went through the trees. He came through the bushes outside which Assna Pissaro sat and instead saw an old lady with white hair, gray wrinkly skin, covered in warts. Benny ducked back into the bushes and ran up to Rex. "You know how we have a fetish with old women," said Benny. "Well the bitch turned old." "Your fucking eyes tricked you, you dumb bastard," said Rex the dog. Assna came out of the bushes. She was young again. "Fagicians were right," she said. "I have lived for 400 years." She showed Rex and Benny a bottle with piss. "This is a piss from Shits DeLefucki's Piss Fountain of Youth. I'm traveling to it, to get more piss that makes me young. I'll show you. I have not yet finished bathing." Assna Pissaro slid down her dress and her gray wrinkly tits were revealed, covered with warts. She rubbed piss on them and they became firm and tan. "Piss Fountain of Youth," said Rex. "That is a find of the century. Let's go and destroy it." Everyone in the family cried. Where are Rex and Benny? Alexei wants to have sex with Michael Jackson. The sun rose in the morning. Rex, Benny, and Assna Pissaro set off into the woods, to reach the Shits DeLefucki's Piss Fountain of Youth. "I'm going to bottle the piss," said Benny. "Then I'll be sexy forever." "The bitch is addicted to the piss," said Rex. "Like a guy on crack." "Why are you so cruel to me for no reason," said Assna. "I need the piss to live. After 400 years, if I don't bathe, I would grow old and die in one hour." They came to a steep hill full of boulders and rocky outcrops. They heard rustling in the bushes. "Coyotes?" asked Benny. "What would coyotes be doing trailing us?" asked Rex. Suddenly Fagicians came running out of the forest. They ran out and threw rocks at Rex and Benny. Stone the fuckers to death! A rock bounced off Rex's head. Rocks hit Assna in the tits. She went flying with her tits against the boulder. Benny the cat ran towards Fagicians. A rock went flying and hit Benny in the ribs. "Rape the witch! Rape the witch!" Fagicians jumped on the woman and tore off her dress. She threw the bottle with piss up in the air and it landed on the ground. A Fagician drank a bottle of prune juice and was thrown up in the air by his own guys. He went flying over Rex and Benny and spraying shit all over them. Assna went flying with her tits in shit. Her boobs were covered in shit. Two Fagicians picked up Rex and carried him toward Assna. Rex's dick went up her vagina. Benny was thrown in the air by Fagicians and landed on Assna's naked body. His nails scraped right down her skin, across her boobs and vagina. A Fagician was socking Rex in the face. "I will do unto you as you've done unto othfags," yelled the Fagician. Fagician's penis penetrated the crusty shit on Rex's asshole. He pissed up Rex's asshole causing him to fill up with piss. Rex's nipples began to rip and come off. Another Fagician had a bow and arrows. He saw a bottle of piss lying on the ground and shot an arrow through it. Piss began to pour out of the bottle. Piss poured onto a dead plant which came to life and started growing stems and flowers on it. As Rex was receiving the Death Rape, A Fagician ran by and threw a hatchet at Rex's rear leg. The hatchet went in and blood sprayed out. A Fagician stopped raping Rex and they all ran off. Assna Pissaro picked up her bottle with some piss left on the bottom. Blood was flowing out of Rex uncontrollably. Benny ran over to him. "This is where it ends," said Rex. "The hatchet punctured the artery. I will be dead in five minutes." "There is a way to save him," said Assna. She opened the bottle and poured the remaining piss on Rex's wound. The blood stopped and the wound closed itself and fur grew over it. Rex suddenly jumped up. "I have never fucked more alive," said Rex. "This piss is gay-mazing. How can I fuck you for what you've done for me Assna?" Assna got some wrinkles and gray streaks in her hair. "Get me to the Fountain," she said. "Or I will die. It's just over the cliff." Rex, Benny, and Assna started climbing up the cliff of boulders and rocky outcrops. It was 100 feet high. It was a hard climb and rocks were covered in shit. Benny slipped and scraped his penis. Assna's hair turned gray. Suddenly men began to yell from the top of the cliff and rocks came rolling down. Benny clung tight against the cliff. A rock hit Assna in the boobs. Hope the bitch gets breast cancer. "I will defeat them!" yelled Rex. "You and whose army?" yelled Benny. Rex ignored Benny and reached the top of the hill where he met three naked men. He jumped on them and tore into their dicks. Men threw punches at Rex. Rex pushed a guy and banged his head on a rock. Another one came at him with a knife. He cut across Rex's nipples with it. Rex jumped and pushed him off the cliff. He went flying down right by Assna and Benny. Rex pushed another guy on the ground, picked up a tree branch in his teeth, and hit him on the head with it. Assna and Benny climbed up. Assna was naked. Her tits turned gray. She was balding. Her tits shrunk and dried right before Rex's eyes. There was a cave at the top of the cliff. Rex, Benny, and Assna went inside the cave and came to small fountain where piss was spraying out of a penis shaped faucet. Assna came over to the piss and saw the reflection of her young self in it. Now she was old, her body covered in warts and wrinkles. She had gray skin and bald head. Assna Pissaro reached for the piss and suddenly it turned to shit. Her hands touched shit. "Noooooooooooooooooo!" she screamed and jumped on Rex. She fucked and raped Rex. Rex's penis went up her vagina. Rex fucked a 400 year old lady. Her tits and vagina fell off. Her flesh turned into dust. Rex fucked a skeleton which fell apart. Rex walked over and touched the shit of the Fountain. "From shit thou fart, unto shit thou shalt return," said Rex. Rex and Benny walked out of the cave. Suddenly Fagicians came in front of them. "The witch is dead," said Rex. "Her piss is gone." Suddenly lightning flashed in the sky and clouds covered it. Lightning flashed and it began to rain. Fagicians danced naked in the rain. Rex and Benny headed back to town through the forest. "People are strong and sexy when they are young," said Benny. "Age has nothing to offer. It's fun to fuck old people because its gross, but seriously being old sucks. Beat the elderly with baseball bats." THE END |