Shitskin Deep
"Running away?" Rex barked at Benny.
"I'm going to punish everyone for keeping me on the leash," meowed Benny.
Benny ran under Ford Sexplorer car and across the intersection. Shortly Benny was out of town and heading into the forest. Benny came to a rocky clearing and sniffed turds from some animal. Suddenly there was a howl and Benny saw a coyote run out across from him. Benny pointed his ass at the coyote. He needed to fart shit at him out of his ass but none would come out. The coyote growled and came at Benny. The cat went sprinting through the forest. The coyote went after him. Benny ran off the edge of a smooth rock cliff. Benny went sliding down the rock. The cat's sexy body was being scratched. Benny hit his penis against a root. Benny landed in the dirt. He looked up at the coyote on top of the cliff. The coyote turned around and ran off.
Benny saw a cave in front of him. It glowed purple inside. The cat ran into the cave and ended up in the main chamber. On the ceiling was a scaly penis and testicles attached to the top with tentacles. From a peehole of the penis radiated purple light. Benny stood in the light and looked it. His sexy body bathed in the purple light. Benny had sex with the purple light.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 28: SHITSKIN DEEP
Alexei the retarded Russian kid with skinny body and gay glasses saw Benny running along the fence back to the house. Alexei picked up Benny in a way that his body hung limp on Alexei's arm and his ribs hurt. Alexei tied Benny to a tree on a leash. Rex came over to bark and meow with Benny.
"Hey, Rex," meowed Benny. "Alexei is a seriously messed up kid. Maybe instead of treating him like shit we should help him. I always think of myself too much, but I mean a child who has no life might start up things like animal abuse."
"Well, that's a change of nutsac," said Rex to Benny. "Maybe I'll think about it. You know, as long as I've known you, you hated that kid."
Rex walked off around the house on a chain. And as Benny sat on a tree branch, his penis and testicles turned reptilian black color for a second and then became normal again.
Alexei the gay Russian kid was walking through the yard. It was a season when green silkworms hang from trees. Caterpillars got on Alexei. Caterpillars crawled up Alexei's ass. Caterpillars made cocoons in Alexei's ass out of chunks of shit. A green caterpillar chewed off Alexei's dick and made a cocoon out of it. Alexei died.
At night in the house, in the kitchen, Benny was playing with a bottle cap from a milk bottle. He threw it up with his paws in a boiling pot of Russian borsch soup Alexei's bitchy mom was making. He jumped on the stove, then in the boiling water, got out the bottle cap, and got out of the boiling water with no ill effect. Next day Benny was tied to a tree again and Rex was laying on a couch that Alexei's bitchy mom put outside. The couch will get deteriorated by the weather and then bugs will get in and eat it up.
"Remember, last week Shitso the fat fuck man invited us all for a picnic in the forest," meowed Benny. "We could go together now. You'll stick some cat food up your ass and then I can lick it out."
"Are fucking sure you're feeling all right," barked Rex.
"Actually, I haven't felt better," meowed Benny.
Rex pissed on his chain and it broke and Benny pissed on his leash and it ripped. Rex ran inside the garage where Alexei's American stepdad was sawing wood and grabbed a bucket of cat food in his teeth. They ran from the house, across the road, and down Hwy 138 toward the forest.
"You know, Benny, I've been wondering, where did you go when you ran away," barked Rex.
A Bronco truck comes driving up to the house and stops in front of Alexei's stepdad's flat trailer for carrying cabinets. Andy (Alexei's 20 year old stepbrother) and Nikki (his girlfriend) got out of the truck. Andy's mom doesn't like that Nikki has dark skin. As they headed for the garage sliding gate, suddenly they hear a man crying. They turned around and saw a fat guy in jeans and a tank top running up to them. It was Shitso.
"All the sexy men in Valley of Enchantment have disappeared," cried Shitso. "Including Bill the sexy garbage man who never shaves and smokes all the time and Ed Ham the sexy landlord man who you would be disgusted to have sex with. They all disappeared last night!"
"What the hell do you want from us, you fat piece of crap, get out of here," said Andy.
Shitso walked away. Suddenly Andy and Nikki saw Corey the black kid who is their friend across the road. He was naked. "Hey, Andy, Nikki," yelled Corey. "You have to come see this."
Andy and Nikki went running after Corey. Corey turned in front of them and they saw his penis turn scaly and black and then it became normal again. They ran up a driveway going along a ditch. Corey was running ahead and disappeared around the bend. They heard inhuman shrieking coming from him. The scream penetrated the forest. Andy and Nikki came around.
"What the fuck," said Andy in bewilderment while Nikki put a hand over her mouth in disgust. Corey's flesh was lying on the ground flat like a rag. It began to melt into a white substance and turned into a semen puddle on the leaves.
"Oh, my Satan," said Andy. "Corey is dead. But how?"
Rex the dog and Benny the cat are walking through VOE when they hear howls. They looked behind a trash can and saw a coyote in the middle of a highway. The same one that chased Benny. The coyote howled in pain, twisted its body, and croaked. It was suffering.
"It appears to be sick," said Rex.
Benny grabbed a stick in his teeth, jumped toward the coyote and stabbed it in its sexy body. The animal dropped dead.
"I thought it was going to attack," meowed Benny.
Andy scooped up some semen that Corey's body has become into his water bottle. He needed a sample of this. Maybe forensics could figure out Corey's death. Andy and Nikki walked back to the house.
Rex tore off coyote's penis with his teeth. Maybe scientists could find out why it has died.
"The picnic is off," said Rex. "We have to go home."
Rex and Benny walked back home. As they came to the intersection across which was their house suddenly Ed Ham and Bill the garbage man came before them.
"Here dog and cat," said Bill. "You must come with us."
They ran down the Highway, turned around, shrieked like Corey has and their flesh fell backwards and before Rex and Benny stood living skeletons with bone testicles and bone penises. The skeletons shrieked and jumped on Rex. They kicked Rex's sexy body with their bones. Rex kicked a rock at a skeleton's rib cage and shattered chunks of ribs went flying. A skeleton grabbed a stick and raped Rex with its bone penis. Benny just stood there. Rex grabbed a stick in his teeth and knocked off a skeleton's skull with it. It went flying on the ground. Rex jumped on a skeleton and it fell on the ground and shattered.
"Thanks for the help, Benny," barked Rex.
Back at the house Andy and Nikki sat outside when Rex and Benny came running up. Rex dropped the coyote's torn off penis on the ground when suddenly it began to turn white and melted into semen. Rex and Benny told Andy and Nikki about the skeletons.
"So that's what happens in the final stages," said Andy. "The flesh then turns into this semen."
"Benny," barked Rex. "You must show me where you went."
"It's the most wonderful place," meowed Benny.
Benny ran off across the road and Rex followed him. They entered the forest and came through the trees to a cave that glowed with purple light. Rex and Benny have entered the cave.
Andy and Nikki stood by the Bronco when Shitso came over.
"There is a legend that speaks of the Shitting Cave," said Shitso. "Those who enter it deteriorate until only skeletons are left."
"And Rex went there right now," said Andy.
"This is the only way to know if they've been infected," said Shitso and brought a Geiger counter before Andy and Nikki.
Andy and Nikki told Alexei's stepdad of this problem. Alexei's bitchy mom believed all of it when she heard it. "To gather bags, to go," she said, almost crying, in her pitiful voice.
Rex and Benny came back to the house. Shitso grabbed a Geiger counter and brought it next to them. There was a scratching noise from it.
"They've been infected," said Nikki.
Benny tongue-kissed Rex. Andy and Nikki decided to grab them when they ducked out of the way. Rex ran across the road as a car screeched to a halt to avoid hitting him. Rex ran behind the backyards. Benny the cat hissed at them and went running up a tall pine tree. He climbed up the tree and disappeared. Benny got onto a branch when he lost his footing and went falling down. He fell 100 ft head first into the ground and broke his neck. Benny was not breathing and the pulse was gone. Andy and Nikki brought him in the garage. Shitso took out a knife.
"I must examine Benny's skeleton," said Shitso.
"No," said Andy. "We don't need to cut him up. Have you heard of seX-Ray?"
Shitso brought an x-ray machine from his house and stuck Benny under it. In a few hours they should have a good photograph. Night fucked upon the mountains. Rex ran through the forest to the Shitting Cave. He went in and stood in the purple light and had sex with it. At night Benny got up from under the x-ray machine. Andy grabbed Benny by the ballsac but it came off like goo in his hand. Benny ran outside into the darkness.
Benny ran through the forest when suddenly he stopped, screeched, and his skeleton with bone penis and bone nutsac popped out of his body and walked away. Benny's skeleton walked into the Shitting cave where Rex stood and bathed his sexy body in the purple light. Rex looked at Benny's skeleton. Rex had hot sex with Benny's skeleton.
In the morning Shitso got dynamite and a Geiger counter. Andy, Nikki, and Shitso went in the forest to blow up the Shitting Cave.
"Rex and Benny," said Nikki. "Such a dog and cat gone forever. But we must stop this disease at all costs."
They came up to the cave in the forest. Inside it glowed purple light. Shitso wired the dynamite around the entrance to the cave. Andy and Nikki had to go in and save Rex and Benny. If they're not out in 10 minutes, Shitso should blow up the cave. Andy and Nikki went inside, placing cloths over their faces in case the disease is fartborne. They walked into the cave and saw Rex standing in the purple light. Rex's penis glowed with purple light coming from a scaly penis with tentacles at the top. He saw Andy and Nikki.
"No need for the cloths," barked Rex. "We fuck the light."
Andy and Nikki took off their cloths and saw that the cave continued. They went down it and saw pods made out of crusty shit. Nikki looked through the transparent shit pod cover and saw Benny in there. Andy looked in the other one and saw Rex. Nikki ran down the cave and saw more shit pods with men in them. Bill, Ed Ham, and Corey sat in the shit pods.
"The disease doesn't kill the victims," said Andy with realization. "It creates identical clones to grow the skeletons for us to have sex with."
Nikki kicked the shit pods with Benny and Rex in them. The shit pods shattered and Rex and Benny fell out gasping. Nikki ran outside to stop Shitso from blowing up the cave.
"What the hell happened," meowed Benny.
Rex's clone came before Rex. Rex checked him out with his eyes, jumped on his clone. Rex's penis penetrated the crusty shit on his clone's ass. Rex pissed inside his clone. It filled up with piss and exploded into a pile of shit. Benny and Andy ran down the cave freeing the men.
Shitso was about to press the dynamite trigger, when Nikki ran out of the cave and kicked him in the nuts.
Rex, Benny, Andy and Corey guided the men out of the cave and told them to stay out of the purple light. Andy, nigger Corey, and the men ran outside. Rex and Benny started going when suddenly an army of skeletons came out of the ground. Skeletons with bone penises, bone nutsacs, bone titties, and bone vaginas shrieked as they came at them. Rex and Benny were trapped. A skeleton grabbed Rex and stuck his bone erection in Rex's ass. Benny's skeleton shrieked at Benny. Benny saw a coyote trapped in the shit pod. Benny tore the shit pod open and the coyote jumped out of it. The coyote saw the skeletons, howled and jumped on them. As it chewed their bones, Rex and Benny came running out of the cave. As they jumped out, Shitso pressed the dynamite trigger. There was a flash, a deafening sound, and sparks with flames shot out and the cave exploded into dust and rocks collapsed forever burying the skeletons and the purple light.
Ed Ham, Bill, and other men went back to VOE from the forest. Andy and Nikki hugged Corey and petted Rex and Benny.
THE END