"Such abundance," said Corey.
Suddenly there was a buzzing sound. Rex and Benny ran away from the flower. Corey touched the flower. The buzzing grew louder.
"A fartplane," said Corey.
A bee the size of Rex flew out of the trees. The bee was affected by Penisfaggot and therefore had penises, nutsacs, boobs, and vaginas.
"Corey, get away from the flower," yelled Rex.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, A BAND OF FAGGOTS SET OUT TO PROVE THE IMPOSSIBLE, THE SEXISTENCE OF A SHITTY WORLD. A GERMAN SHEPHERD, A GRAY CAT, A STEPBROTHER, A GIRLFRIEND, A NIGGER, AND A FAG, ALL FUCKING THE STORY OF A LIFETIME. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT, BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. TOGETHER THEY FUCK TO SURVIVE IN THIS AMAZING WORLD OF LOST CIVILIZATIONS AND TERRIFYING CREATURES, ALWAYS FUCKING FOR A WAY HOME, A WAY OUT OF...
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN RIMFOREST, ON SANBERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN LAKE ARROWHEAD AREA.
REX AND BENNY 4: TESTICLE NECTAR
The bee landed on Corey and stuck its penis up the nigger's ass. The bee fucked Corey up the ass. Rex kicked a rock at the bee, hitting it. The bee stuck its stinger in Corey's penis. Corey's penis swelled up. The bee fell down and died. Rex and Benny ran up to Corey.
"The bee venom," said Rex. "It's deadly."
Rex and Benny dragged Corey back home. Alexei was kicked out of his room in the house and Corey was put on Alexei's bed. Corey was feverish.
"I can't... can't stay on Alexei's... bed. It has cum on it," said Corey.
"There is something we have to do," said Benny. "Think Rex, think."
"There is a way," said Rex. "A mystic by the name of Vaginicus lives in the woods. He will know something about the cure."
And so Rex and Benny set off into the forest to find where Vaginicus lives. Coyotes looked at Rex and Benny out of the bushes. Nikki cried over Corey. Andy went down to the woodshop to stain cabinets. He had to finish his work. Nikki took care of Corey. Alexei, the retard, laughed at Corey. Alexei came out of the house. Alexei is a stupid Russian and because he is Russian it makes Alexei a commie bastard. Alexei has shit inside him and Alexei swallows his own saliva. Alexei has an overbite. A giant bee with a penis and a nutsac covered in exoskeleton flew on Alexei. A bee went down Alexei's pants, ate hole in Alexei's nutsac. The bee sucked cum out of Alexei's testicle. Alexei died.
Alexei bitchy mom came out of the house and saw the bee flying around. The bitch screamed like a bitch. The bee flew on her. The bee put its mouth up Alexei's mom's vagina and sucked uterus fluids out of it.
"Serves you right, bitch," said Nikki.
Andy was down by the woodshop when coyotes ran out at him. Andy smacked the coyotes with a board. The coyotes howled and fought over their food. Andy is their food. Andy ran in the woodshop and closed the door. Nikki ran down to the woodshop. She smacked the coyotes with a stick and ran inside.
"You left Corey unprotected," said Andy.
"Next time I will let them eat you," said Nikki.
Rex and Benny were walking through the woods.
"I feel like we've been walking forever," said Benny.
Rex and Benny came to a clearing and headed into the woods. They saw a house in the woods. Smoke was coming out of the chimney. Rex and Benny went inside and saw candles. There were testicles in jars. There was a pile of shit in the middle of the hut and an old gray man sat on top of it.
"My name is Vaginicus," said the man. "I'm an ancient mystic."
"We're here about the bees affected by Penisfaggot," said Rex.
"Ah, Penisfaggot," said Vaginicus. "What a great and mysterious compound."
"The bee stung our friend," said Rex. "I thought, you old fart, would know the cure."
"The cure is the royal semen of a queen bee," said Vaginicus. "Travel to the hive, find the bitch queen, and take her royal semen. You see, these bees don't feed on flowers. They suck semen out of testicles of people and animals. It's their testicle nectar."
Rex and Benny walked out of the hut. Suddenly coyotes ran out of nowhere. Rex picked up a fucking a stick. The coyote jumped on Rex. The coyote bit the stick. The coyotes grabbed Rex by his rear paws and ran his crotch into a tree. Sexy pain shot through Rex's testicles. Benny was thrown in the air. Benny's sexy body was beat against the rocks. Suddenly there was buzzing. The bees with boobs flew out of the tree. Rex and Benny ran inside the hut. A bee picked up a coyote and carried him off. The bee raped the coyote. The bees attacked Vaginicus's shack. The latches rattled and the shack shook. The bees stuck their penises through the roof. Vaginicus screamed. Rex and Benny grabbed Vaginicus and threw him out of the house. A jar of testicles fell on the floor and shattered. Rex and Benny slipped and slid through testicles. A giant bee grabbed Vaginicus and threw him. Vaginicus was thrown against a tree. His penis cracked open.
Nikki was coming up to the house. Alexei's grandma came out of the house. The bee flew on her and stung her in the tits. Alexei's grandma's tits exploded and became shreds. Alexei's grandma fell on Nikki. The bee slapped Alexei's grandma with its wings. Warts flew off grandma's tits in Nikki's mouth.
Rex and Benny came out of the Vaginicus's house. The bees have flown away.
"Let's find that hive," said Rex.
Rex and Benny headed into the woods. Rex and Benny ran through the woods and found a dead squirrel with its nutsac sucked dry.
"Looks like the victim of the bees," said Benny.
Alexei the kid with gay glasses who smells like rotten eggs was walking through the forest, looking for Rex and Benny. Alexei has dog shit on his gay shoes and Alexei has a unibrow. Alexei smells like shit. Alexei sticks a finger in his ear to clean out the orange earwax and then licks the finger.
Shitso, the fat piece of shit, was flying over the forest in a hot fart balloon. Suddenly there was buzzing. The bees attacked the balloon and poked holes in it with their penises. The balloon went flying through the air in fart circles and landed in a sewage treatment pond and drowned with the rest of the turds. Shitso crawled out of the pond and saw a mountain made of shit. Bees were buzzing around it.
Andy was staining cabinets. Coyotes ran out at him. The coyotes pushed Andy and he flew through the window. The glass shattered and Andy's penis was caught in a wave of glass. Andy's sexy body was hit against metal bars. Andy ran in the woodshop and started stripping insulation off an extension cord.
Nikki was taking care of Corey. She found a note. I Corey give my full agreement to the existence of Rex and Benny's shitty world as an act before my death.
"You're not allowed to die," said Nikki.
Corey had sweat all over his sexy body.
Rex and Benny reached the mountain made of shit. Bees the size of Rex were buzzing around it.
"So the hive is in that turd," said Benny.
"That turd is the hive," said Rex.
Rex and Benny needed to get in the hive and to do that they must become the bee. Rex shot turds out of his ass at the bee and killed it. Next Rex reached up its ass and took out shit and rubbed it all over his sexy body. Benny reached up the bee's ass and rubbed its shit all over his sexy body.
Alexei who is a commie bastard and is obsessed with shit came to pick up Rex's dog turds. Alexei took paper towels and started picking up Rex's wet shit with them. Shit soaked through and got on Alexei's hands.
Rex and Benny headed up to the opening in the hive. A bee flew out of the opening.
"Each bee is checked by a shit sentry," said Rex. "We'll have to pass the same inspection."
Rex and Benny crawled into the opening. The bee sentry walked up to them. The bee smelled Rex and Benny. It stuck its penis up Rex's ass. The bee then stuck its penis up Benny's ass. Rex and Benny walked inside the hive. It was dark with human vaginas filled with semen.
Benny touched the side of the hive.
"It's hard as rock," said Rex.
"But it's shit," said Benny.
Andy walked out of the woodshop with a bare extension cord. He plugged it in. Coyotes rushed Andy. Andy whipped out the cord. The cord hit the coyotes' sexy bodies and shocked them with electricity. The coyotes ran off whimpering.
Instead of Corey's skin being the color of shit, it turned yellow. It means that Corey's liver was failing.
Rex and Benny walked through the hive. The bee strolled by them. Rex and Benny saw bees having sex. The bee stuck its penis up another bee's vagina.
"It is amazing what Penisfaggot can do," said Benny.
Rex and Benny walked up to a hole filled with fluid.
"Semen," said Rex.
Rex and Benny descended into the hive. There were more vaginas filled with semen. Suddenly Shitso swam out of the semen pool. Benny fell through the shit and saw larvae swimming in semen. The larvae fucked Benny. Benny tore them apart with his claws. Suddenly there was a shriek from Shitso. Benny crawled out of the semen. Rex and Benny climbed down along vaginas. They reached the main chamber. In the main chamber sat a giant queen bee. She was twice the size of Rex.
Rex and Benny found giant vaginas filled with royal semen. Rex and Benny grabbed royal semen in their mouths and stuck it up their assholes. Suddenly Shitso appeared out of the shadows.
"That is not yours," said Shitso.
"Fuck you, asshole," said Rex. "We need it to save a friend."
"These are my brothers and sisters," said Shitso pointing at the bees that were flying around the hive. "I fuck them. They fuck me. I have hot sex with them."
Rex and Benny ran with the royal semen. Shitso let out a shriek. The queen bee awoke and crawled down from the wall. It spread it's wings. The bee had big tits and a vagina. It wanted to fuck Rex. Rex stuck his penis up the queen bee's vagina. They had hot sex together. The bee stroked Rex's nipples. Rex licked the bee's black titties. Rex pissed up her vagina. The queen bee shrieked. She filled up with piss and exploded into semen honey.
Benny grabbed a lighter out of Shitso's pocket, lit it, and threw it. The shit of the hive caught on fire. The bees started flying around. The hive was dying.
"I'll stay here and die with them," said Shitso and flames covered him.
The fire burned a hole in the shit and Rex and Benny ran out. The bees burned up.
Nikki and Andy were taking care of Corey in the house. Rex and Benny showed up. Rex and Benny farted the royal semen out of their asses into Corey's mouth. Corey became well.
Next day Alexei decided to walk Rex in the woods. Alexei has a girl name because Alexia is a girl name. Because Rex's ancestors served Hitler and came from Germany it makes Rex a Nazi. Rex and Alexei, the kid who has brown all over his keyboard, went up into the woods. Alexei had a piece of Scotch tape in his underwear. It stuck over Alexei's peehole. Alexei couldn't pee now. Alexei filled up with piss. Piss shot out of Alexei's ass, ears, nose, mouth. Alexei popped and splashed into a puddle of piss.
In the melted shit of the hive sat eggs. The eggs ripped open and bee larva affected by Penisfaggot crawled out.
THE END
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