Voodoo Bitch
Rex the German shepherd dog sat tied to a tree on a chain. Benny the gray cat was tied on a leash inside the house. Rex pissed on his chain and it ripped. Rex looked through the fence into a backyard of someone's house and saw a sasquatch walking through it. Shit! People are going to find out about the crap that lives in the woods. Suddenly the sasquatch looked around and ran off, jumping over the fence of the house. Rex saw a woman dressed only in leather bra and panties walk through the backyard of the neighboring house. She jumped over the fence into the yard of the house.
"Why was that sasquatch afraid of you?" asked Rex.
"My name is Gaynielle," said the woman and showed Rex her tits.
Andy (who is Alexei's 21 year old stepbrothfag), Nikki (his girlfriend), and Siena (a female brown Labrador dog with nine nipples) were by the house. // Alexei's stepdad was working in the garage woodshop. Rex led a hot woman to Andy, Nikki, and Siena.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 34: VOODOO BITCH
One way or the other you will suffuck to me, thought Gaynielle to herself. She took some shit powder out of a little baggy tied to her belt and threw it on Andy, Nikki, and Siena.
"This bitch is hot," said Andy. "I would fuck her any day."
"Me too," said Nikki.
"Sasquatches attacked my fucking house," said Gaynielle. "I need a place to stay. Won't you be so kind?"
Rex led Gaynielle inside the garage. Alexei's dad was sawing wood on a saw. Gaynielle jumped on Alexei's stepdad and pushed him on the ground. She slid down her leather panties and showed him her vagina. Her thighs clamped around his throat. She moaned with sexual pleasure. Benny the gray cat came running into the garage out of the house. Gaynielle threw shit dust on him.
"Rape that fucker!" yelled Benny. "Kill him!"
She strangled Alexei's dad with her thighs and shit poured out of his mouth and he died. Alexei's Russian bitchy mom came running in and screaming. A woman broke into the house! She will steal her documents! Passports to go to Russia! Green cards! Russian souvenirs grandma sent! All the things she fell in love with will be gone! Johnny's dead! To go back to Russia! ALL THE SOUVENIRS SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH! OH, HOW SHE FELL IN LOVE! Gaynielle walked up to her and smacked the bitch. Alexei's mom crawled on the floor, crying hysterically. Sawdust on the skirt! Oh, the beautiful sweater grandma sent her to fall in love with! Gaynielle picked up a board and killed Alexei's bitchy mom with it.
Andy sat in the chair and turned on the TV. Rex, Benny, and Siena sat on the floor. Gaynielle sat on a couch and told a sad story of how sasquatches and coyotes attacked her house at night and killed everyone she loved. She was on the run now, nowhere to stay.
Night came. Rex was sleeping on the floor. Gaynielle made a doll out of pubic hair that looked like a dog. She pulled out some of Rex's fur from his body while he was asleep and stuck it inside the doll. Next she walked up to Benny where he slept and took some of his cat food in a little sac. Siena slept on the floor. Gaynielle picked up her tennis ball and put it in a bag.
Andy and Nikki slept on two couches. In the morning they woke up. Meanwhile Gaynielle, the dark bitch, removed their wallets. She took out Andy's credit card and Nikki's tampon. Nikki woke up and found Gaynielle looking at a photo of Andy and Nikki having hot sex together.
"I've been admiring this photograph," said Gaynielle.
"Hey, bitch!" said Nikki. "I did not tell you to touch my shit." Gaynielle put photograph down and went outside.
Rex, Benny, Siena, Andy, and Nikki gathered to hold a meeting regarding their houseguest.
"The bitch has to go!" said Andy. "Can't find my fucking credit card."
"The stupid ho-bag was looking through my shit when I woke up," said Nikki. "Not good," said Siena. "I don't like her at all. No.... She is a fucking slut, I mean. She is a fucking slut!"
"Yeah," said Benny. "Not good? Not good at all. I'd rape the bitch, you know. The usual shit. My dick penetrates the crusty vaginal secretions on her vagina and so on, you know."
"I can't let her go alone," said Rex. "I'll see to it she gets back to her house safely."
Gaynielle looked at the personal items she got from them outside the house.
"I fuck you all," she said to herself. "Especially you!" She held a dog doll in her hand.
Rex, Benny, Siena, Andy, and Nikki walked out of the house.
"Get out of here you stupid bitch," said Nikki.
"Okay, shut up! Fuck, bitch!" said Gaynielle. "I'll go. Don't have to be a fucking bitch about it, you know."
Rex walked up to Gaynielle's side.
"I'll take you home," said Rex.
Gaynielle and Rex walked out of the house. Gaynielle left a dog doll lying on the ground. Siena picked it up in her teeth and carried it inside the house. They walked inside to wait for Rex to return.
Rex and Gaynielle were walking down Pisses Dr. where houses kept going all the way down it for several miles.
"You know, I expect to keep you forever, Rex," said Gaynielle. Rex smiled.
Gaynielle made a little toilet out of pubic hair. As Rex took a shit, she picked it up and rubbed shit all over the toilet and let the voodoo magic work.
In the house Andy went to Alexei's upstairs toilet to take a piss while Nikki went in the toilet of Alexei's parents' bedroom. Andy took a piss while Nikki took a shit. Suddenly plumbing began to rattle. Andy and Nikki looked around. Piss and shit went exploding out of both toilets. Nikki's tits were hit with yellow shit. Brown shit went in Andy's mouth. Shit went pouring through the house. Benny and Siena slipped in shit and rolled in it. Nikki ate toilet paper which went into her mouth together with sewage. Benny's penis went up Siena's vagina. Benny fucked Siena up the vagina.
Alexei the Russian kid of many retardations was outside on the intersection holding a stop sign. Cars would go by but not stop. A septic truck went by, lost its brakes, and crashed into a pole. It exploded with burning shit flying into the air. Burning shit fell on Alexei's penis. Alexei's glasses got covered with shit. Ed Ham, a dirty man with gray hair and a landlord of the house Alexei's dad rents, was outside. Alexei ran toward him and shoved his burning penis up crusty shit on his ass. Alexei had hot sex with Ed Ham.
Benny the cat found a doll of a dog lying on shit covered floor. He immediately recognized it was a voodoo doll and knew Rex was in trouble. He told Andy and Nikki about it. Andy turned on Alexei's dad's laptop and looked up voodoo on the Internet.
"Voodoo rituals include sacrifices, raising of the dead, control through personal objects," read Andy. "Sometimes live subjects are drugged and turned into zombie servants. The spell is irreversible. Salt makes zombies turn on their master."
On the outskirts of other houses stood a dome made of chain-link fences. Rex and Gaynielle walked inside. There were cages going all around the sides of the dome. Gaynielle clapped and the cages opened. Niggers and sasquatches walked out of them.
"I'm their queen," said Gaynielle. "Now you realize why you can never leave my side. One word from me and they will tear you apart."
"We'll fuck this the hard way," said Rex.
Rex ran toward niggers and sasquatches and jumped on them. Rex pissed in their mouths. Nigger chick slapped Rex with her tits. Creatures grabbed all four of Rex's paws and held him up. They clawed at him. Sasquatches pulled shit out of their asses and wiped it all over Rex. Rex felt nigger dicks penetrating his ass. Rex was buried under a group of niggers and sasquatches. A sasquatch urinated on Rex. Two niggers grabbed Rex and put him in a cage. Gaynielle brought a bowl with piss.
"You will drink," she said.
"We need to stop Rex from drinking," said Siena. Benny grabbed a voodoo doll of Rex. In Gaynielle's camp Rex went for the piss bowl. Benny masturbated the doll's penis. Rex got an orgasm and sat back down. After the orgasm was over, Rex went for the piss again. Benny twisted the paws on the doll and Rex was thrown back and kicked the piss away, spilling it. Gaynielle came back, refilled the bowl, and told him that sooner of later he will drink. Rex realized she was trying to drug him. He couldn't drink her piss.
Night came. Gaynielle danced over the flames of fire at her camp. She threw turds in the flame.
"Spirits of the piss! Spirits of the shit!" said Gaynielle. "Arise."
Niggers walked out of the flames and headed down the road toward VOE. Meanwhile she took out personal items of Nikki, Benny, Siena, and Andy. She tied a thread around Nikki's tampon.
In the house Nikki woke up screaming. Circulation was cut off to her clitoris. Nikki's clitoris will die! No more orgasms for Nikki! Benny the cat shoved his paw down Nikki's vagina and touched her clitoris. It was icy cold. Blood stopped flowing to it some time ago. Benny jumped on Nikki's tits while Siena turned on a stove. Nikki fell on the stove and fire went up her vagina, warming her clitoris so circulation will go back into it. Blood flowed into her clit.
Andy woke up screaming as his penis burst into flames. It burned, epidermis wearing away, exposing nerves to the flame. Benny jumped and pissed on it, putting it out. Only one layer of skin burned off. His penis was still good.
Gaynielle stopped waving Andy's credit card through flames and threw cat food into the air.
Benny went flying up against the ceiling. Benny crashed through plastic ceiling panes and fell back down to the floor. Suddenly electrical sparks went flying from Siena's nine nipples and vagina. Siena jumped around and howled. She rolled on the floor. Benny ran up to Siena with static sparks flying off as he touched her. He pushed her in a cat litter box and the sand grounded the electricity in her. Siena was alright.
Suddenly there was moaning outside and everyone in the house saw zombie niggers. They were clawing at the house. They tried to shove their boners through windows. Niggers urinated on the walls outside and rubbed feces on them. Nikki put her hands on her cheeks and screamed like a dumb bitch in horror. Niggers moaned all night with orgasms.
Morning came. Gaynielle found Rex passed out in a cage, his piss bowl empty. A sasquatch brought a hot poker and poked it against Rex's sexy body. Rex didn't twitch. Gaynielle has turned him into a mind servant. Rex was released and stood with sasquatches and niggers. Gaynielle walked naked among them, showing her clean shaven pussy.
"Today is a wild celebration of drinking, dancing, and sex!" she said.
Niggers played voodoo drums. The sound traveled very far. At the house everyone sat inside and zombie niggers stood outside motionless. Everyone could hear the voodoo drums.
"I have to go after Rex and defeat the voodoo bitch," said Benny.
Andy and Nikki rubbed flour all over his face. They put a dark cat sized tuxedo with a top hat on him. Now he looked like one of the zombies. A salt-shaker was stuck up Benny's ass. Benny went outside. Siena decided to go with him so she followed him. Niggers ran out at them. Benny the cat jumped up and swung on their boners until he was clear of them. Siena the brown Labrador was grabbed by niggers and they ran off with her down Pisses drive. Benny went after them.
In Gaynielle's compound niggers and sasquatches had hot sex together. People danced and the voodoo drums were beat. Rex stood motionless while Gaynielle danced around naked. She rubbed her thighs, pretended to suck dick, and shook her tits. She did sexual moaning while she danced around naked. Niggers and sasquatches all drank mind control urine out of a pot. Rex saw niggers carry Siena in. Sasquates hung Siena by all four paws.
"Guess who you get to sacrifice, Rex," said Gaynielle.
Benny walked up to urine pot, pulled a salt-shaker out of his ass, and started dumping salt into drinks. Benny blended into the crowd in his Halloween costume. Gaynielle walked up to Rex and slapped him in the face with her tits. Rex's cold wet nose touched her pussy.
"You're fucking insane," yelled Siena.
"I'm queen," said Gaynielle.
Gaynielle shook her tits, rubbed her vagina. She put a knife in Rex's teeth.
"Voodoo sacrifice must commence," said Gaynielle. Rex walked with a knife up to Siena. Rex rubbed her vagina with a knife. Benny watched in horror. Rex has become a mind slave. Niggers and sasquatches drank urine with salt in it. Suddenly they all screamed and twisted on the ground. Gaynielle stared in horror as sasquatches and niggers came at her and fucked her. Her pussy and tits were torn off and flew in opposite directions. Rex jumped up and cut the ropes that bound Siena.
"Everybody run!" yelled Rex.
Rex, Benny, and Siena ran out onto the road.
"I thought you were one of them," said Benny to Rex.
"I had to fool Gaynielle," said Rex. "So I put on an act. That hot poker hurt like a bitch."
THE END