The End Gaym
Suddenly there were screams as naked cannibal niggers with half of their penises painted white and half painted black ran out at Rex with spears. A cannibal ran at Rex with a spear. Niggers' fingers went up Rex's butthole and picked shit out of it. Rex grabbed the spear away from the cannibal with his teeth and stabbed him with it. Rex grabbed another guy's ballsac and tore it off together with skin which came off the front of his body. Niggers ran off screaming.
"Well, you've done it again, Rexy-boy," barked Rex to himself as he walked away.
A fart wind suddenly blew behind Rex. He turned and beheld a Grim Reaper, in a black veil and a hood covered in blackness. A skeleton hand held a scythe.
"You have cheated me for the last time, Rex the German shepherd dog," said Grim Reaper in a dark sinister voice. Rex yelped out in horror as the Grim Reaper swung his scythe at Rex's sexy body and in a swirl of dingleberries they both were gone.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
Rex and Benny 56: The End Gaym
Rex found himself standing in a dark and foggy forest of dead trees. Hands made of fog crawled along the ground and masturbated Rex's penis. Rex saw a Grim Reaper standing. His veil came down and a female golden retriever dog with orange fur came before Rex.
"I�m Death and this is my domain," barked Death. "Don't worry, Rex. You're not dead yet."
"Then why have you brought me here?" barked Rex.
"You and your friends have brought scores of victims to my doorstep," barked Death. "The only ones I don't seem to get are you and your friends. You and I are going to play a little game. Your friends will come to me, whether by your paw, or by your negligence."
"I will not play any game with you!" barked Rex and ran toward Death. With a flick of her tail, Rex went flying off his feet and hit his sexy body against the ground.
"There is no escape," barked Death.
Back in VOE, Andy drove to the garage in a Bronco and was talking to Alexei's stepdad. Benny the gray cat went running along the wall of a house and looked up the Highway.
"I can't believe it!" meowed Benny.
Nikki (Andy's Mexican girlfriend), covered in shit and wrapped in a blanket was walking down the Highway. Andy, Alexei's stepdad, and Benny came running up to her. Nikki was naked under her blanket. She had to find her way back on foot from the base of the mountains and on her way she was raped and beaten many times but she made it. Andy hugged Nikki. Nikki petted Benny. Benny wished Rex was here but he was still gone.
Rex stands in the realm of Death, on a rocky ground of the forest of dead trees. In the rock is carved a maze. Death in a form of a beautiful dog stands near Rex.
"Though I fuck through the valley of Death, I shall fear no evil. We'll start with Andy," barked Death. Death shit a turd out of her ass. Also an hourglass filled with urine appeared beside her. Urine began to pour out into the lower half it.
"You leave Andy out of this," barked Rex. "He is one of the best humans I've ever met. I will lay my life for each of my friends."
"Such a loyalty. It too will fade to shit after I'm done. This turd represents the soul of your friend," barked Death and threw it in the maze with her teeth. "Find it before the time runs out and I'll spare your friend. Fail and he is mine."
Rex looked at the urine pouring in the hourglass and went running into the maze.
Andy, Nikki, and Benny went down the streets to look for Rex. They came into the alley. Benny found scent of a bunch of people and Rex. Footprints showed signs of struggle. But then Rex's scent just ended. It didn't make any sense. How could Rex have just disappeared?
In a realm of Death Rex is running through passageways carved into rock. Every time there is a wrong turn or dead end. Urine is slipping out of the hourglass. Death taunts Rex at every turn. Oh, Rex is going the wrong way! Rex heads left, then right, runs into a dead end.
"Damn you to hell you fucking bitch," barked Rex at Death.
"Oooh, finally Rex is losing his temper," barked Death, taunting Rex.
Rex runs as flames explode in front of him blocking his way. There is fires everywhere. Rex sees the turd lying in a passageway and grabs it in his teeth. He runs back. Fires burst out of the ground blocking his way. Rex comes to an intersection and in all three directions fires are blocking his way. He runs back through the maze. He makes it to Death and drops the turd in front of her. Last drops of urine slipped out of the hourglass when Death looked at it.
"You made it back," barked Death. "But you ran out of time. Andy is mine."
In a flash of brown light the turd was gone. And Rex knew he failed.
Andy is walking by a "U-Haul" parking lot. Andy, Nikki, and Benny separated so the search for Rex can go quicker. Wind blew, a Grim Reaper came at Andy, slashed his penis with a scythe, and in a swirl of dingleberries they both were gone.
In the domain of Death Rex sees Andy hanging in the flames. Penises made of flames go up screaming Andy's asshole. Andy cries out for Rex's help. Rex runs toward him, but with a magic flick of her tail, Death sends Rex flying backwards. Andy and the flames are gone.
"Andy only sees your situation as you see his," barked Death to Rex. "Don't worry. He is not dead yet. Merely waiting at my door. Shall we continue with our game? I know who else is dear to you. Nikki. She made it back not long ago. How happy she was, how sad it will be for you to lose her all over again. Tell me why you value her so."
"She is hot," barked Rex. "She is my friend. Take me but leave her out of this."
"What strength is there in friendship," barked Death. "I can cut through its bonds as easily as knife through shit. Separate a man and a woman during sex, pluck a newborn from a parent. Come into my paws, feel the orgasmic bliss I have to offer. I thought you were a great hunter a dog to do my bidding."
"I'm not your servant," barked Rex. "And you have nothing I want."
"Sexcept the lives of your friends," barked Death.
And once again Death and Rex stand in the forest and Death turns over the hourglass with her teeth and urine of time starts slipping out.
"Bring back a coyote puppy, here, unharmed and I'll spare Nikki and Andy," barked Death. "Fail and Nikki is mine. If you listen closely, you can hear coyotes' anguished howls. You have trapped so many of them in my realm."
Rex took off running through the woods. He sniffed the ground trying to find a trail. He heard howls. He ran through the forest and found baby coyotes yelping by a tree trunk. Rex grabbed a coyote puppy in his teeth and ran through the woods. An adult coyote howled and went after Rex. Rex ran out of the forest toward Death and dove on the ground. A coyote jumped on Rex and went flying over him. The baby coyote went flying out of Rex's teeth against the ground and exploded into a pile of shit. Rex stared at Death in desperation. Once again he failed.
Nikki was running through town, calling out Rex's name. Benny the gray cat ran out of the backyard fence up to her. Suddenly in a blast of wind, a Grim Reaper stood before them. Benny shrieked as fur stood up on his tail and jumped toward him. The Grim Reaper lifted his arm and invisible hands dragged Benny away down the road as he screeched. Nikki stared in horror and screamed out as Grim Reaper swung his scythe across her tits and they both were gone.
Rex looked in horror as naked Andy and Nikki screamed in flames and with a flick of Death's tail were gone. Rex will continue Death's game and if he wins his friends will go free and if he loses, Death will claim Benny the gray cat, Rex's dearest partner in life.
Benny came into the empty backyard of the house. Everyone except Alexei's stepdad, bitchy mom, and Alexei the gay Russian kid were gone. But who gives a shit about them? Benny sat angry and depressed in the backyard.
"I'll fight you Death," meowed Benny. "With every last shit I take. So fuck me if you can!"
In a realm of Death a table filled with all kinds of dog food appeared. It was a small intermission before Death continues her game. Rex sat there and ate nothing.
With a flick of Death's tail, Rex became a clean dog, with trimmed fur, and a clean collar.
"What bitch can resist a well groomed dog and what dog can resist a bitch who desires him," barked Death.
"You're not a dog. You're a demon in a body of a dog," barked Rex.
"Oh, come here Rex," barked Death. "Let me feed you dog food and nibble on your penis."
Death offered Rex three dishes as he sat at a table, all covered with lids. She let Rex take a look at each one, one at a time. Blue jay cooked in its own shit, penises of asparagus, and oystfags. Death slowly shuffled the plates around as she barked with Rex. If Rex's friends died of natural causes, Rex would still go on to keep the memories of his friends alive. What choice would he have? Death offered him one.
"That's not a choice," barked Rex. "That's Alexei's way out."
Such a high standards Rex sets before himself. Does he ever think that his friends would do the same? Of course he does. Death cannot take Rex, he must come to her willingly, but for that to happen she will break his spirit. Death offered for Rex to trade Benny's life for Andy's and Nikki's or the other way around, theirs for Benny's. Rex couldn't answer.
"Let me make it simple for you," barked Death. An hourglass appeared before her and diarrhea in it began to pour out. "Before the time runs out, show me where the blue jay is? It's the game we've been playing all along."
Rex looked at the three covered dishes before him. He didn't know which one so he pointed at the middle one with his paw and stuck by his gay choice. Death lifted the lid with her teeth and it was penises of asparagus. Rex lost. Benny belonged to her now.
Benny sat in the backyard, staring in the reflection of his own urine when he saw Grim Reaper in it and jumped around and beheld Death for Benny's time has fucked!
"You cheated Rex and my friends. You fucked the gun!" meowed Benny. "It was not their time. Take off your veil. I want to have sex with you."
"Rex cheated me. He should've been mine a long time ago," said Grim Reaper. "I did not come here to have sex but to claim your soul."
Grim Reaper swung his scythe at Benny and in a swirl of dingleberries they were gone.
Rex beheld Benny, Nikki, and Andy in the flames of Death, screaming for his help but Rex could do nothing so he lied down on the ground like a defeated dog. Death took everything from him. Rex said that he would live on if his friends died of natural causes but not like this. Rex lay before Death and licked her pussy and crusty shit off her ass, begging her not to let it end like this. How easily Death has broken Rex, took away his friends, his will to live. Spirit gone, no fire in Rex's penis. He is nothing more than shit. Death offered Rex to play a final game to save himself and his friends. Rex accepted.
Once again they stand in a forest of fog and dead trees. With a flick of her tail, Death made a sinister, ugly, gray man with long hair appear, with a noose dangling around his throat. He was a murderer, taken from the gallows to serve Death's purpose in defeating Rex. Rex must rape this man and kill him. He can win if his genitals are true.
"Forgive me, my friends, if I should fail," barked Rex. Rex jumped on the man and his penis went in the murderer's ass with crusty shit. And then the murderer was gone and Death replaced him with Benny. Rex raped Benny jumped back for Death tried to trick him into killing Benny. Rex lied on the ground and a gun appeared between his paws, pointing at Rex's jaw. What choice did he have left? Rex pressed with his paw on the trigger ever harder.
"Pull the trigger and kill yourself," barked Death. "You lost. What are you waiting for?"
"She can't win if you don't let her," screeched Benny.
Rex's paw moved toward the trigger. The hourglass was running out of shit. Rex must shoot himself. Instead he let go of the gun, and jumped on the hourglass, shattering it.
"Time has no gay meaning for me anymore," barked Rex for he will forever deny Death this final victory. Rex stood in a realm of Death and beheld a Grim Reaper who came before him.
"Know this, Rex the German shepherd dog," said Grim Reaper in a sinister voice. "Your time will come. And I will claim you."
Rex had hot sex with Grim Reaper. Rex sucked Grim Reaper's bone penis which he revealed beneath his black robe. Rex's penis penetrated the crusty shit on Grim Reaper's asshole. The whole body of a Grim Reaper is just a skeleton. Grim Reaper masturbated Rex's penis. Rex fondled Grim Reaper's bone nutsac and then�
�Rex found himself standing in the backyard. Andy and Nikki came running up and petted Rex. Then Benny came and sniffed Rex's asshole. All of Rex's friends were alive and well. They sat in the woodshop garage and talked. Was Death really a female golden retriever or did she appear that way just to seduce Rex? And what would they all do if they knew it was their last day. Rex and Benny would certainly start up anarchy.
THE END