The Quality of Sex
Rex and Benny heard screeching, meowing, and barking ahead. Rex and Benny saw dogs and cats off all breeds and sizes running from around trees and fences. Rex and Benny are not an ordinary dog and cat and they wouldn't do the shit other dogs and cats were doing. Rex and Benny noticed the bloody vaginas, penises, and assholes on the cats and dogs.
"What the hell happened to them?" said Benny.
And suddenly Rex saw something. "I don't think I like the answer."
A gray being walked out from behind a tree. It was demonic in look. Gray skinny body, skinny arms and legs, big black eyes and what caught your attention the most was the many genitals this creature possessed.
"I see a dog and cat and fucking yet to come for them," said the being. The being had four pairs of boobs, five vaginas, and numerous penises growing on the upper part of its back like penises. No, they were penises. All of the being's genitals were gray.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 38: THE QUALITY OF SEX
The creature raised a staff it held in its hand and a clear electromagnetic charge shot out guiding itself toward Benny's penis and testicles, and hitting them. Benny's penis and testicles were caught in some electrical charge and felt as if they have burst into flames, but then the charge was gone and his genitals were fine. That is when Rex decided to run but the creature fired a second beam out of its staff and it hit Rex's genitals, making it feel like his penis and testicles burst into flames within. Fire coating every orgasm nerve. Actually that's what it felt like. The charge was gone, pain went away but Rex and Benny were laying in the snow.
They saw the being come over to them and look at them with big black eyes. Rex and Benny tried to get up but two more beams were fired out of the staff and Rex and Benny's penises exploded into invisible flames once again. The creature grabbed them by the necks in each arm and walked away with them down the road toward the forest.
The creature dragged them into the woods. Rex and Benny's penises and nutsacs were bathed in cold snow. Oh, the cold of the snow on their sexy genitals!
Andy, who is Alexei's stepbrother, and his female chocolate Labrador dog Siena were at the house of Alexei's stepdad. Andy had just gotten in an accident pulling out in the fog and driver side of his truck was smashed. He had the truck towed to Alexei's dad's house. They were looking at it when they saw a line of dogs and cats running across the road. Cars stopped but one went driving right through a line of cats, running over them, and sending body parts and blood with organs flying all over the road. Andy, Alexei's stepdad, and Siena noticed the bleeding genital organs of the cats and dogs.
"Hey, where the fuck did you come from," barked Siena.
"From Zone-Sex," said a white and black cat. "The Prik have captured another dog and cat. A German shepherd and a gray feline."
Siena realized Rex and Benny were in deep, fucking shit.
"What the fuck is Prik," barked Siena. "And where is Zone-Sex!"
Andy walked up to Siena and held her snout closed so she would stop barking.
As the alien dragged Rex and Benny through the woods, small, one foot in diameter disk-shaped objects flew above the trees in the gray sky. Rex and Benny came to a clearing in the middle of which stood a glass chamber where a second of these beings seemed to be. The glass chamber was built with cement pillars that seemed to serve as a support for something. The whole huge perimeter was surrounded by plastic rods in the ground. The being waved his staff and carried Rex and Benny through. Rex and Benny were carried into the chamber.
"I've found this dog and cat," said the being. "They seem to have been overlooked in our previous Fuck Scouting."
"Good," said the Prik Leader. "Were the Drones sent out to destroy the escapees?"
"They're on their on way," said the Prik Fucker. "The creatures called Dogs and Cats will be annihilated. Nobody must ever escape Zone-Sex."
Rex and Benny were set down on the floor. Just then they jumped up and ran toward the opening. Two creatures with many genitals raised their staffs and electro-beams hit Rex and Benny's genitals setting every orgasm conducting nerve on fire. Rex and Benny collapsed.
"How easily you run," said the Prik Leader. "Let the Fuck begin!"
At the house in the town Andy and Siena looked upon the dogs and cats when they heard humming. Disk-shaped objects known as the Drones came flying out of the cloud-covered sky. The dogs and cats started screeching. The Drones began to fire purple lasers out of them and dogs and cats began to scatter everywhere. Lasers hit them and the animals exploded into shit with every hit. It was mass slaughter off all the pets that live in VOE. A Drone locked onto Siena and mistook her as one of the escapees. After all she was a dog. Siena ran toward Alexei's stepdad and started crawling up his ass. The Drones surrounded dad and shot lasers at him. He exploded into a pile of shit and the disk-shaped, one foot in diameter, objects flew away. Siena crawled out of the pile of shit alive. She ran across the bloody intersection covered with dead animals, and down the highway toward the forest. She had to find Rex and Benny right now. Andy set out running after Siena. Something was terribly wrong this day.
In Zone-Sex the Prik creatures began the conduct of the Fuck. Rex and Benny were placed inside a device that scanned their genital systems with gamma rays. Rex and Benny's penises were caught in gamma rays. The Priks' computer projected a hologram of Rex and Benny's sexual reproduction organs. The Prik examined the hologram. Analysis said that the creatures of this planet were a male dog and cat.
The Prik grabbed Rex and Benny and threw them out into the snow. They were going to perform the Fuck on Rex and Benny in the snow. They jumped on them. The creature opened its mouth and licked Benny's sexy body with its forked tongue. Then tentacle penises that grew on the creature's back wrapped around Benny's sexy body and went up his nipples and ass. The creature fucked Benny with its multiple penises sticking them deeper in the nipples and rectum of the cat. Blood shot from Benny's nipples and asshole. Benny screeched. The creature ejaculated blue semen in Benny's rectum and nipples.
The other creature did the same shit to Rex. The creature grabbed Rex by the neck and started strangling the dog. It forced Rex's penis into one of its vaginas. The vaginas of these creatures were slimy. A vagina clamped on Rex's penis and masturbated it within. Rex was still being strangled, barely any blood got to his brain, and he couldn't breathe. His sexy body was deprived of oxygen.
"Oxygen deprivation increases the orgasm feelings," said the Prik Leader.
The same thing was being done to Benny. Rex and Benny got orgasms and passed out. The creatures pissed green piss out of their multiple penises all over Rex and Benny and they woke up. The creatures picked up snow and rubbed it all over Rex and Benny's penises and nutsacs until they turned purple from the cold. Rex and Benny saw disk-shaped objects fly up and land in the perimeter of the compound.
Andy and Nikki were running through the forest. Footprints of all the dogs and cats in the snow helped guide their way. If it hadn't snowed, no way in hell could they ever find Zone-Sex.
The creatures walked away to get Dildos in their little glass and cement building. Rex and Benny had to make a run for it. They ran toward the perimeter edge surrounded by plastic rods. As they ran out, they disturbed a laser grid projected by the plastic rods. The alarm went off. Drones took off the ground and flew after Rex and Benny. They fired lasers but not the death ones, the ones designed to detain. Lasers fired at their genitals and Rex and Benny's penises were on fire. Every nerve was burning. Rex and Benny screeched in pain but it wouldn't go away. Lasers kept firing at their penises, creating a feeling of them being shredded from within. Screeching in sexy pain, Rex and Benny stumbled back into the perimeter. Lasers were shut off, Drones landed, pain went away. Rex and Benny saw two creatures standing over them. They raised their staffs and shot more beams at Rex and Benny's penises and watched them fall to the snow covered ground and twist in pain.
Andy and Siena reached Zone-Sex. They saw Rex, Benny, and the two horrid creatures with many genitals within. They ran in, unaware of the invisible laser grid. The alarm went off and Drones flew in to detain tresspassers. The EM beams hit Andy's penis and Siena's vagina. Siena's vagina exploded into a feeling of inferno fire and Andy's penis did the same. They fell down in pain. The creatures waved their staffs and Drones landed on the ground.
"Two more visitors for our delight," said Prik Leader.
"What the hell is this," asked Rex. "Project genocide?"
The Prik Leader pointed his staff at the top of the building. Digital squares appeared in the air and Rex, Benny, Andy, and Siena beheld the sight of huge flying saucer rotating on the building. It was round, and black, 500 feet in diameter, with a rudder in the shape of dick and balls.
"A spaceship?" said Benny. "You're aliens?"
"Optical light distortion hides our ship. Now you see it, now you don't," said the alien and waved the staff. Digital squares appeared and the ship was gone. "It's still there."
"We are of a noble race from another planet called the Prik. We travel the universe," said the Prik Fucker. "Our many genitals allow us to fuck organisms we find on planets that have life. So it is our mission; sexual torture and perversion."
"Now you have been captured and will be fucked over and over," said the Prik Leader.
"A man in our world once said 'the quality of sex is twice blessed, by those who fuck and those who are fucked'," said Rex.
Rex, Benny, Siena, and Andy were laying on the ground. Aliens brought out Dildos. A balloon Dildo was jammed in Rex's peehole and inflated within, stretching his penis until it almost ripped. Fire Dildo was stuck up Siena's vagina to periodically bathe her clit in a burst of flame. Electro-Dildo was stuck over Benny's penis and shocked it with electricity. Radiation Dildo was used to bathe Andy's human penis with gamma rays.
Suddenly Rex jumped up on the alien. He grabbed onto its tentacle penises and hung on them with his teeth. The alien picked up the staff, but Rex shit on the alien, and the alien zapped himself. The alien shrieked for the pain in its genitals was enormous.
"When the spaceship appears, attack it," yelled Rex.
Rex grabbed the alien's staff in his teeth and let go. The staff only recognizes the genetic signature of the aliens so it set the nerves in Rex's dog penis on fire. Rex beared the pain and didn't let go. He pointed it at the empty space and hit the button. The ship reappeared, rotating on top of the pillars. The second alien came at Rex, but Benny the cat jumped and scratched his claws into him. Siena barked like a bitch. Andy started throwing rocks at the ship.
As Benny hung on the second alien, he dropped his staff and it fell on the ground. Benny jumped on it and hit it with his paw. The staff shocked Benny's genitals and fired a purple beam which hit the building, sending an explosion of sparks, destroying the alien computer.
The Prik Leader grabbed his staff and activated the Drones. Rex and Benny used the first staff and their genitals were electro-shocked but they kept holding it, firing purple beams at the Drones. The staff went into termination mode and send energy through Rex and Benny's penises causing them to smoke and burn within. Rex and Benny destroyed all the Drones and let go. Their penises were still fine. Andy grabbed the staff and as shock shot through his penis, he shot a purple beam blowing off the Prik Leader's multiple penises. The second alien grabbed his staff and shocked Rex and Benny's penises and masturbated them while they were under the electric current.
The aliens shrieked, grabbed their staffs, and ran to the building. There they levitated on magnetic field into a hatch in the bottom of the ship. The hatch closed. Electric sparks shot around the ship, creating levitation. It lifted and went flying over the forest, toward town.
Over the town 500 foot in diameter round ship cast a shadow as it floated over. In the bottom of the ship something with electrical sparks opened up. Electricity shot out, and separate beams went shooting throughout San Bernardino mountains. 10,000 people had their genitals burst into electrical flames and feel as if they were on fire. Nikki's clitoris burst into fire. Corey's penis burst into a feeling of fire. Andy, Siena, Rex, and Benny collapsed under a burst of electric shock through their genitals. Bill the garbage man fell with a feeling as if his penis was in flames. And then the pain subsided and went away.
The spaceship flew over town and a bear in the forest roared at it. The ship shot up into the sky. It was getting farther and farther away and was gone completely out of sight.
THE END