"Who would put this path here?" asked Benny. "Unless it leads to something valuable."
Rex and Benny walked down the path and came to a temple carved into a rock wall. The entrance was lined with penis columns. Rex and Benny walked up the steps and came to an opening.
"Should we check it out?" asked Rex. Rustling in the bushes prompted them to go in.
Rex and Benny headed for the entrance. A coyote ran out of the bushes, sniffed the air, scratched himself and ran off. Rex and Benny went inside down a cave-like hall. They came to a frieze of three skeletons with genital organs carved on the wall. They walked past it and kept going. The rock walls were lined with some sort of metal veins.
Benny stepped and suddenly the floor beneath him collapsed. Benny went falling into a pit and naturally cats land on their feet. Benny fell 20 feet and landed in a cavern on metal spikes which went straight through all four of his paws. Benny screeched in sexy pain. Benny stood pinned to the ground by all four paws.
"Benny," yelled Rex. "Are you all wrong!"
"Get me out of here, damn it!" said Benny.
Rex looked around. For a dog he couldn't climb down and jumping was out of question.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 40: SURVIVEFAGS
The fall was short and would only give him sexy pain in his sexy body to masturbate over, but the spikes lining the floor on the bottom could kill him.
"I'll get Andy who is Alexei's stepbrother and his female brown Labrador dog Siena to help," said Rex. "You stay put."
Rex walked back down the hall, past the frieze of skeletons and out the entrance. As Rex walked past the frieze, the skeletons' bone genitals lit up.
Andy and Siena were by the house when they saw Rex running across the intersection. Siena barked at Rex and jumped around.
"We got trouble," said Rex and told them what happened.
"Benny will be okay," said Siena. "I feel sorry for coyotes that will try to mess with him."
Rex, Andy, and Siena got some rope and headed to the temple in the forest.
Benny sat trapped in the cavern of the temple. He slipped his paws out of the spikes. They started bleeding but then the blood clotted. Benny had holes in all four of his feet. Benny looked around and saw skeletons pierced on spikes.
"Looks like I'm not the only one," said Benny. Benny went up against a wall and took a shit. Brown cat shit fell out of Benny's ass, touching the floor. Suddenly Benny saw a shadow against a wall. It was a person's shadow. A middle-aged brunette walked out, dressed in terrible ugly clothes.
"This can't be," said Benny.
"Hello, Benny," she said. "My name is Gaydrianne Shitclair."
"I remember you," said Benny. "I was in a fight with Shit Mage. I jumped on you when he fired a magic shit beam and it shot through your boob and shot out of your back. I used you as a shield. You died."
"No, Benny," said Ms. Shitclair. "I passed out. People called 911 and I was put in a hospital. And now I live. But don't worry, kitty, I don't blame you. After all, you fight to save the world."
"I understand," said Benny. "I lost too much blood. I'm hallucinating, maybe even dying."
Andy walked up the steps of the temple followed by two dogs, Rex and Siena. They walked down the cave past the skeleton frieze. Andy held the rope while Rex grabbed onto it with his teeth. Andy lowered Rex down into the cavern where he found Benny sitting alone. Suddenly the brunette walked out from behind a stalagmite.
"You see her, Rex?" asked Benny.
"Yes," said Rex. "Who the hell is she?"
"A person who I sacrificed to save myself," said Benny.
Rex, Benny, and Ms. Gaydrianne Shitclaire were lifted out of the cavern into the temple hall. The woman held Benny's turds in her pocket. Andy was surprised to see the woman. Then Andy bandaged up Benny's feet and carried him out of the temple. He walked out into the forest. Rex and Siena went out behind them, walking past the skeleton frieze. Rex and Siena glanced at it. The brunette remained behind.
"We shall fuck again, my lover. Your dick will soon enter my vagina," she said into the back of the temple to no one. She walked out and as she came to the frieze she showed Benny's turds to the three skeleton guardians. That was the only way she could walk out of the temple.
Andy walked through the forest carrying Benny the cat who has passed out. Rex and Siena walked behind and around Andy, sniffing the pine needles. Rex looked back and saw the woman following them.
At the temple the skeletons suddenly walked out of the frieze and became alive. They walked out of the temple and ran into the woods. The three skeletons possessed bone titties, bone nutsacs, bone vaginas, and bone penises. They ran through the woods. The skeletons saw Rex, Siena, and Andy with unconscious Benny in his arms, walking through the woods. Rex, Siena, and Andy saw the skeletons.
"Guardians of the temple," said Rex. "Could we have committed sacrilege?"
A skeleton ran up to Andy and kicked Benny out of his arms. Benny went flying through the air and hit his sexy body against a tree. A skeleton jumped on Rex and started raping him up the butthole with a bone dick. Siena jumped on the skeleton raping Rex. Another skeleton walked up to Siena, grabbed her and beat her sexy body with its bone boobs. Skeletons masturbated Rex's penis with bone fingers and tried to pull it off. Rex took a shit out of his ass. The skeletons shit through their eye-sockets and walked away back in the direction of the temple.
"That is very peculiar," said Rex. "They saw shit and left us alone."
Rex, Siena, Andy with Benny, emerged out of the forest and went through town back to the house. The whole time they saw Ms. Shitclair following them 100 yards behind.
"Could you not follow us, bitch!" yelled Rex. Siena barked at her. Siena has 9 nipples.
At the house Andy brought Benny in and lied him down. Benny was not bleeding, but was still unconscious. Andy went out to nail drawers together. Siena was tied up to a car port pole on a leash. Rex went outside. He stared at his own dog shit on the ground, when he saw a shadow come over him. Rex turned around and saw Ms. Shitclair.
"What the fuck, bitch!" said Rex.
"I just wanted to help your friend," she said. "The spike in the temple could've been coated with poison. That is why he is unconscious."
"So what?" said Rex. "Why are you so eager to help him after he used you as a human shield?"
The brunette grabbed Rex's throat. She scratched Rex's penis with her long nails. Siena started barking but the bitch kicked her in the jaw with her high heel shoe.
"You think I would not be coming back to seek revenge, you fucking dirty, shitty dog," yelled Ms. Shitclair and threw Rex. He went flying in dog shit. Ms. Shitclair kicked Rex in the stomach while he was down. Siena pissed on her leash and it ripped. She jumped on the woman and pushed her in dog shit. Rex ran over and urinated on her.
"In death we will find what we have lost in life," said Ms. Shitclair. "You're the key to it."
Rex and Siena needed to go back to the temple. Something was wrong. Rex and Siena headed down Highway 138 through town, toward National Forest. The two dogs ran to the edge of the woods and went down the path. They came to the temple, carved into a rock wall, with penis columns. They ran up the steps and inside, past the skeleton frieze, past the booby trap hole, and came into a main chamber. In the middle stood an altar with drainage grooves. The walls were lined with brilliant metal.
"Looks like a sacrificial chamber," said Rex.
Alexei fed Rex a spicy chop before and Rex felt sick. Diarrhea exploded out of Rex's ass all over Siena and the floor. Suddenly a middle-aged man with gray hair walked out of the shadows.
"I saw you die!" said Rex. "I raped you to death and you exploded into a pile of shit before my eyes!"
"I know!" said the man. "My name is Willfag Gayple Semen. And as you can see, I'm here still alive, hale and penisy."
"I get it now," said Rex. "You're some sort of supernatural manifestation. Shit called you forth! Just like it happened to Benny when he took a shit on the floor of this temple."
Rex and Siena ran out the temple. Rex and Siena ran through the forest, then through town. Mr. Willfag Semen followed them. The frieze with skeletons in the temple came to life and the three guardians of the dead awoke. Three skeletons walked out of the temple and ran through the forest after Rex and Siena. Mr. Semen hid in the trees. The skeletons jumped on Rex and Siena. A skeleton grabbed Siena and started spreading her paws apart to rip her vagina open. Another skeleton hit Rex in the penis. The other one masturbated it. A skeleton fucked Rex up the ass with a bone penis. Rex fucked a skeleton in the eye socket. Rex jumped on Siena and squeezed shit out of her ass. As soon as skeletons saw shit, they walked away back toward the temple. Mr. Semen came out of the bushes.
"I guess it's safe to come out now," said Rex.
Rex and Benny came to the house. Andy was still nailing drawers together. Rex and Siena went inside the house and found Benny. He was awake but weak. Ms. Shitclair and Mr. Semen came up behind Andy outside and knocked him out. Then they ran inside the house and attacked Rex, Benny, and Siena. All hell broke loose.
It was dark outside when Andy, Rex, Siena, and Benny woke up in the house, tied up. Rex, Benny, and Siena pissed on their ropes and they ripped. They pissed on Andy's ropes and set him free.
The man and the woman were in the garage, having hot sex on the floor.
"I've dreamed of this for a 1000 years," said Mr. Semen.
"And after their forces are drained, we will be alive once again," said Ms. Shitclair.
They rolled on the floor as they were having hot sex.
Rex and Benny's eyes had a tortured look in them. They felt weak.
"There is metal running through the walls of the temple," said Rex. "I believe it acts as a faragay cage to keep semen emanations in. It serves as a prison for dead spirits and ghosts. When my and Benny's shit touched the ground, two lovers who forgot who they were in life took on the images of two people we feel we may have wronged. And now they're draining our energies to be alive again."
"I know what to do," said Benny.
Andy strangled Rex and Benny with his pants belt and Siena masturbated their dicks. They passed out from orgasms and weren't breathing. The two lovers having sex felt oxygen cut off to them. They grew weak. They crawled into the room and saw Rex and Benny passed out.
"They die. You die," said Siena.
"So let us go," said Andy.
"Yes... Damn it," said Mr. Semen. He fell down and was struggling for air. As Rex and Benny were dying so were the two ghost lovers. There was no hosts to drain energy from. Mr. Semen's penis got no oxygen and Ms. Shitclair's vagina got no oxygen. They screamed in agony.
Siena stuck her ass over Rex and Benny's mouths and farted in them. Rex and Benny got up coughing and gasping for air.
"I know how to free all the spirits from the prison," said Rex.
In the morning Rex and Benny went through the forest to the temple. They felt weak. Their penises turned purple and paws were cold. Rex and Benny walked into the temple past the skeleton frieze.
"What about the skeletons?" asked Benny.
"They're watchdogs used to recapture loose spirits from this ghost prison," said Rex. "So they don't mistake living for ghosts, they are made to see shit and turn back. Ghosts have no shit."
Rex and Benny walked into the main chamber where the altar stood. Rex and Benny put their dicks up against the metal on the wall and began masturbating them. The metal veins in the walls began to glow with blue light. Two ghost lovers ran into the temple. Mr. Semen fell down the booby trap hole and the spike went through his penis and his body. Mr. Semen pulled it out and got up with no ill effect, not even blood. Ms. Shitclair laughed.
"We're almost there," said Mr. Semen. "Soon they will die and we will live!"
Rex and Benny masturbated their penises. It made them even weaker. They felt like they're going to pass out. The two ghost lovers ran in.
"I will make sure you fuck whatever final judgment awaits us all!" said Rex as he and Benny jerked off their penises against a faragay cage. "I will set you all free!"
The underground chamber glowed with blue light and semen streaks went flying about. They were the ghosts. Rex and Benny's orgasms created energy which will let the spirits escape their prison. The two ghost lovers were caught in a semen radiance.
"No!" yelled Ms. Shitclair. "We don't want to be set free. We want to live!"
They exploded into semen. Their ghosts including everyone else's ghosts went flying out the hall and into the woods. Rex and Benny regained their energy and walked out of the temple. They saw semen emanations flying into the sky above the trees and disappearing.
"The ghosts are all free," said Benny. "Our orgasms set them free."
THE END