Paradise Fucked
Alexei, the shitty Russian kid, was walking through the forest, looking for Rex and Benny. Alexei was caught by a man named Shitso. He is a fat fuck who wears jeans and a tank top with food stains on them. Shitso took Alexei into his house and gave him a sex change operation. Alexei's penis was cut off and so was his nutsac. Breast implants were put into Alexei. Alexei became a girl by the name of Alexia.
Rex and Benny saw a man running through the forest. The man was naked with gray body, gray pubic hair. The man's pubic hair fell into dust. Brown shit fell out of his gray ass with folds on it. A coyote was chasing after the man. Rex grabbed a stick, ran up to the coyote, and hit him in the ballsac. The coyote ran off. The man fell down. Rex and Benny walked up to him.
"Let's see what his life was worth," said Benny.
Benny reached in a man's bag, pulled out turds, a knife, and a couple of diamonds. The man shit a map out of his ass together with turds. Rex picked up the map and looked at it.
"My Satan," said Benny. "This is a map to paradise."
The man's dick and balls fell into dust, then he turned into a skeleton, and died.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, A BAND OF FAGGOTS SET OUT TO PROVE THE IMPOSSIBLE, THE SEXISTENCE OF A SHITTY WORLD. GERMAN SHEPHERD, GRAY CAT, STEPBROTHER, GIRLFRIEND, NIGGER, AND FAG, ALL FUCKING THE STORY OF A LIFETIME! THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT, BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. TOGETHER THEY FUCK TO SURVIVE IN THIS AMAZING WORLD OF LOST CIVILIZATIONS AND TERRIFYING CREATURES. ALWAYS FUCKING FOR A WAY HOME, A WAY OUT OF�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN RIMFOREST, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN LAKE ARROWHEAD AREA.
REX AND BENNY 9: PARADISE FUCKED
Down by the woodshop was Andy who is Alexei's stepbrother, his friend Kevin, and Andy's girlfriend Nikki. Rex and Benny came down to the woodshop and showed Andy the map.
"Can you imagine?" said Benny. "We can find a paradise."
"How do you know this map is real," said Rex.
"I know this shit swamp," said Benny. "And this piss river."
Andy, Kevin, and Nikki decided to check out the paradise. They set out into the forest at shitset. They walked through the dark.
"That man was running from something," said Rex.
"A coyote was chasing him," said Benny.
"But if he is actually seen the paradise, why would he leave?" said Rex.
The faggots set up camp in the woods. Andy had hot sex with Nikki in the tent. Andy touched Nikki's tits. Andy put his dick in Nikki's vagina. Kevin wears gay glasses. Kevin is a freckly piece of shit. Benny was licking his own sexy body. Rex was humping the air. Rex is a dog who has brown teeth. The faggots fell asleep.
A couple of hours later Rex and Benny woke up hearing a noise in the bushes.
"Wake the others," said Rex.
"They are already up," said Benny.
Everybody ran as the bear emerged out of the bushes. The bear tore through the camp. Andy and Nikki ran through the darkness. Tree branches scratched Nikki's tits. Andy's sexy body was bathed in sweat. Nikki's tits were bathed in sweat. As Kevin jumped over a log, he landed on a tree branch, which came up and hit him in the ballsac. Rex and Benny ran.
"We need to find a place we can defend," said Rex.
A few feet behind Rex and Benny the bushes were being crushed as the bear tore through them. The faggots found a cave and ran in. The bear followed them into the cave. They've been running for hours through the cave. Suddenly they came to the end and found bones.
"My Satan," said Benny. "He has led us into his lair."
The bear advanced on them. Rex pissed and shit on the bear. Now Rex and Benny needed to rape the bear. Andy pushed against the back wall of the cave and suddenly a rock moved out of the way, revealing daylight. The faggots ran through the opening and closed the rock behind them. The faggots saw Shit Mage, who is a wizard of all shit, standing on a turd rock above the opening.
"Greetings, fags," said the Shit Mage. "Unwelcome to paradise."
Rex, Benny, Andy, Kevin, and Nikki saw that they were in a shitlit box canyon. There were pissfalls, and Penisfaggot forests, and piss streams. There was a village down in the valley. Eagles were flying over the canyon.
Rex, Benny, Andy, Kevin, and Nikki walked through the village. Shit Mage offered them fruits shaped like dick and balls which they ate. There were naked men named Fagicians who are Shit Mage's servants. Fagicians were having sex together. There were flowers affected by Penisfaggot compound. The Shit Mage led Nikki, Andy, and Kevin through the gay village.
"You've arrived at our time of annual harvest," said Shit Mage.
"This place really is a paradise," said Nikki.
Andy walked up to the fruit basket. The fruits were shaped like dick and balls.
"Very interesting," said Andy.
Rex and Benny were walking through the village. Gay men with parasols walked by.
"I don't like this place," said Rex. "The Shit Mage is always up to no good. What are him and his Fagicians doing in this valley. Besides there is no way out of here. It's a box canyon. Only through that cave guarded by a bear. This all looks too good to be true."
In the village naked men were carving dildos out of wood. A guy was painting a naked guy. Fagicians carried fruits in a shape of dick and balls in baskets. Men carried cut off genitals in baskets. Benny walked by a piss stream. Gay music was playing.
Two gray naked feg were let out of the cage by Shit Mage. Shitso stood by Shit Mage. The old naked men were dragged into some horrible place where they screamed. Something terrible was happening. They screamed as something went up their asses. Old men fell into dust.
"You mustn't get upset. They will live in all of us," said Shit Mage to Shitso. "Here, eat."
The Shit Mage handed Shitso a fruit shaped like a penis.
"They were my lovers," said Shitso and took a bite out of the fruit.
Rex the dog wandered to the edge of the village into the forest. He saw a path carved into the cliff leading up. Rex saw a cage. Rex walked around and got into the cage. There were human turds in the cage. Shitso walked up to the cage.
"Are you lost?" asked Shitso.
"Just sexploring," said Rex. "What's the cage for?"
"We keep dogs and cats locked up at night," said Shitso.
"Where does that path lead?" asked Rex.
"I don't know," said Shitso. "We don't see the need to leave paradise."
Rex walked away. 2 Fagicians walked out of the trees. They knew that Rex might bring the destruction of the paradise. Alexei was walking through the woods, trying to find Rex and Benny. Alexei pees a lot. Alexei is obsessed with cleaning his glasses.
Benny the gray cat was looking at himself in the mirror in a tent. He was checking to see how sexy he is. The Shit Mage walked into the tent.
"Still fucking time," said Benny.
"You're quiet lovely," said Shit Mage. "I want to have sex with you. Here in my paradise, the sexiness never fades. Life of pleasure. Sexy forever."
Shitso walked into the tent and saw Shit Mage coming onto Benny. Shitso got jealous and walked out. The Shit Mage followed him. Shitso ran up to the tree where the fruit is shaped like penises.
"You know you shouldn't upset yourself," said Shit Mage.
"What were you doing with Benny?" asked Shitso.
"I fuck all the newcomers," said Shit Mage. "None of them will be a problem to us. Here, have some Penisfaggot fruit."
Shit Mage picked a penis shaped fruit off a tree and gave it to Shitso.
"I don't want your fruit anymore," said Shitso.
Suddenly Fagicians walked out of the trees and grabbed Shitso.
"You've been wonderful in bed with me, Shitso," said Shit Mage.
Shitso screamed as Fagicians dragged him toward the tree. Benny the cat walked out of the bushes and watched and saw that the fruit tree had a big wooden dick. The dick went up Shitso's ass and Shitso screamed. Shit energies shot through Shitso.
"The shit you give is the shit we eat. In your shit we find sexiness everlasting," said Shit Mage. Fagicians saw Benny and grabbed him. Benny was taken into the cage where a metal cuff was placed around his nutsac and attached to the floor.
"The tree feeds every 12 hours. It is affected by compound called Penisfaggot," said Shit Mage. "As it sticks the mighty dick up your ass, it sucks out your sexiness, putting it into the fruits we eat, thus transferring it to my Fagicians. Now you've seen too much so you're its next meal."
"You son of a bitch," said Benny.
It was nighttime. There was a party in paradise. Rex was walking through the village, trying to find Benny. Andy, Nikki, and Kevin sat at the table. Penis fruits were brought out on a platter and given to every person. Andy, Nikki, and Kevin ate the penis fruits and suddenly all their pains and aches disappeared. Nikki suddenly got bigger titties. Alexei masturbates over Nikki. Then they snorted heroin and got drunk. They smoked the leaves of the Penisfaggot tree.
Rex asked everybody if they have seen Benny and none of them have. Andy, Kevin, and Nikki were drunk. Nikki went to the tent. Rex the dog walked into the tent.
Alexei was walking through the dark woods. Alexei sticks the finger up his nose, then licks the finger, then Alexei scratches his ass with the finger, and then scratches his pubic hair with the finger and then licks the finger. A gang of gays ran out. They raped Alexei up the ass.
Rex asked Nikki if she has seen Benny.
"Why do you care?" she said. "Why worry about anything?"
"What is wrong with you," asked Rex.
"The fruit keeps us sedated," said Nikki. "Its sexual energy flows through me."
Nikki took off her top and showed Rex her tits. She kissed Rex. Rex pulled back and ran out of the tent.
"Damn it, Rex! I showed you my tits!" yelled Nikki. "I opened my heart to you!"
Rex ran to the edge of the village and saw a cage with Benny in it. Suddenly a Fagician walked up behind Rex and hit him on the head. Fagicians ran into the tents and grabbed Andy, Nikki, and Kevin. They were knocked out and thrown in the cage. They woke up in the morning. Fagicians led them out of the cage up to the tree affected by Penisfaggot. Benny was brought to the tree. The tree stuck its wooden dick up Benny's ass. Ripping sound came from Benny's ass as the tree sucked shit and sexual energy out of him. Benny was caught in shit energies.
"The shit you give is the shit we eat. In your shit we find sexiness everlasting," said Shit Mage.
Benny dried up and turned into an old fart. That is when the tree let him go.
"Now your sexiness is in the fruits of the tree," said Shit Mage.
Rex, Andy, Nikki, and Kevin started fighting back. Kevin socked a Fagician. Kevin's gay glasses were knocked off. Nikki was dragged by her legs with her tits dragging against the ground. Nikki knocked out Fagicians. Benny the old fart ran. He was dying. Benny fell on the ground. Rex cried over Benny. Rex got kicked in the nuts. Rex pissed on the Fagician. Rex hung on the gay men's cocks and swung on them with his mouth. Andy's sexy body was kicked. A Fagician tore out Andy's armpit hair and ate them. Tree fruits were shoved up Andy's ass. Andy grabbed a stick and beat the Fagicians. Rex pissed on the Fagicians and choked them with his dick. Rex pulled fruits off a tree and fed them to Benny. In a shit flash Benny became young again.
"Now let's fuck up the paradise," said Rex.
Rex grabbed Andy's lighter which Andy uses to light cigarettes when he smokes. Rex set the tree on fire. Penisfaggot tree went up in flames. Fagicians went mad. The Shit Mage shot piss beams out of his scepter to put out the tree but it was too late. Fagicians ran into stores in the village and started grabbing penis fruits. Fagicians beat each other's sexy bodies as they fought for the fruit. The tree burned up and died. But one of the seeds of the fruit fell into the ground. No one will defeat Penisfaggot.
Rex, Benny, Andy, Nikki, and Kevin took the path carved into a cliff out of the paradise. Rex looked at the destroyed paradise that Fagicians created with the help of a tree affected by a compound called Penisfaggot.
"Paradise is overfucked," said Rex.
Rimforest. In the house, Benny was tied on a leash to a hook in the wall. It was night. Benny pulled a slice of the fruit out of his ass and licked the slice. That was Benny's secret.
THE END