The Fucker Within
The Shit Mage's (Shit Mage is a wizard of all shit) Fagicians (who are naked men and servants to Shit Mage) were hiding in the bushes. They had bows and arrows. The Fagicians started shooting arrows. An arrow shot through Alexei's penis. Arrows got stuck in Alexei's nipples. Arrows scratched Rex and Benny's sexy bodies.
"The arrows are coated with poison, assholes," yelled Fagicians.
Alexei held Rex in place. Arrows hit Alexei's testicles and penis and they flew off in opposite directions. Rex ran toward Benny. He tripped and fell. A rock scratched Rex's nipples. Arrows whooshed by. Benny ran toward Rex, to help him. An arrow hit Benny in the nipple. Benny collapsed and fell down. Rex ran up toward him, took out the arrow, and felt the pulse.
"My Satan," said Rex. "Benny is dead!"
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, A BAND OF FAGGOTS SET OUT TO PROVE THE IMPOSSIBLE, THE SEXISTENCE OF A SHITTY WORLD. GERMAN SHEPHERD, GRAY CAT, STEPBROTHER, GIRLFRIEND, NIGGER, AND FAG, ALL FUCKING THE STORY OF A LIFETIME! THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT, BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. TOGETHER THEY FUCK TO SURVIVE IN THIS AMAZING WORLD OF LOST CIVILIZATIONS AND TERRIFYING CREATURES. ALWAYS FUCKING FOR A WAY HOME, A WAY OUT OF�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN RIMFOREST, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN LAKE ARROWHEAD AREA.
REX AND BENNY 10: THE FUCKER WITHIN
Rex cried over the loss of Benny. The Fagicians walked away. They have done the job for their master. Suddenly a man with long hair walked out of the bushes.
"Do not give up yet," he said. "I can save him. My name if Fuckto."
The man revealed his penis and stuck his penis up Benny's ass. Brown aura of shit glowed around Fuckto. Fuckto screamed and was thrown backwards. A stick went up Fuckto's ass. Rex felt for Benny's breath. Benny was breathing.
"How the hell did you do this?" asked Rex.
"We have to take him to my village," said Fuckto.
Andy, a 20 year old kid who is Alexei's stepbrother, and his friend Kevin, who is a freckly piece of shit with glasses who is 18, were down by the woodshop. Corey the nigger kid is 19 yea- s old. Alexei was down by the woodshop playing with traffic cones. Alexei steals traffic cones.
"Let's go on Alexei's computer and change his Internet fonts," said Andy.
Andy and Kevin dropped the work they were doing and headed for the house.
Rex made a carrier out of sticks. Fuckto and Rex carried Benny through the forest.
"How do I know you're not taking me into a trap," asked Rex. "Benny is going to die."
"I won't let that happen," said Fuckto.
"You saving Benny's life does not make sense," said Rex.
Rex and Fuckto walked out of the trees and saw a few houses. That was Fuckto's village.
Alexei the 17 year old kid was walking through the forest. Alexei fell off a cliff and fell on a boulder. Shit was squeezed out of Alexei's skin pores. Alexei's skin pores are his vaginas. Andy and Kevin were walking up to the house. Suddenly Andy saw a mountain lion in the bushes. Andy stopped Kevin. Andy and Kevin set off running. The mountain lion set off after them. Andy and Kevin ran up to the house, and up the deck stairs, onto the deck. The door was closed. The mountain lion was going up the stairs.
"Open the door! Open the fucking door!" yelled Andy.
Alexei's bitchy mom was in the shower washing her armpits with � inch long armpit hair. Andy and Kevin ran into the forest. The mountain lion followed. Andy jumped over a log and fell into a hole. Kevin jumped over a log and fell in the hole. They fell 20 feet down. The lion stood over the hole and roared.
There were people in Fuckto's village. Shitso walked out of the house.
"I'm Shitso, the leadfag of this village," said Shitso.
"Everywhere we go, we see you fucking the show," said Rex.
"Fuckto, that cat's life is not your concern," said Shitso.
Benny was dying. Fuckto stuck his erection in Benny's asshole with crusty shit on it. There was a shit radiance projected out.
"Surrender your shit," said Fuckto. "Now is not your time. Fuck me. Fuck me!"
Suddenly Benny sat up. He was conscious. Fuckto collapsed.
"He destroyed himself," said Shitso.
Rex stared in horror and the other villagers did too. Penises appeared in Fuckto's eyes and his dick erected and in a second became flaccid again.
Andy and Kevin were stuck in a hole with a deadly mountain lion looming overheard. Mountain lion pissed on Andy and Kevin. Andy gave Kevin a boost to get him to reach tree roots sticking out of the sides. Kevin grabbed the roots and suddenly they wrapped around his hand and held him. Wood penises went up Kevin's ass with crusty shit on it. Kevin fell down.
"Penisfaggot drug got here," said Kevin.
Fuckto was locked up in a jail cell in the village. Shitso walked up.
"I'm the same fag I was," said Fuckto. "There is no need to fear me."
"This is for your own good," said Shitso. "You shit will be honored."
"I'm your healfag," said Fuckto. "I gave my sexual soul for this village and you repay me with death." Fuckto's penis erected and penises appeared in his eyes. "Release me! Or I will make you suffer every sexiness my dick has fucked! I will rip your nutsac off and fill it with eternity of agony and fear!" And then Fuckto became normal again.
Shitso walked out of the house and walked up to Rex and Benny.
"For as long as we remember, this village had a healfag," said Shitso. "Now a new one is about to be born. The strongest of all healfags. I give birth to babies out of my penis. Fuckto absorbed too much sexual energy and if he is not killed, he will go on fucking, until the world is consumed by his sexual energy."
Benny walked into the hut and up to Fuckto's jail cell.
"I'm not sorry," said Benny. "It is my sexual energy that brought your demise."
"You thin k you have that much sexual energy," said Fuckto. "For decades I fucked people to heal them."
"I won't let them kill you," said Benny and walked out.
Andy and Kevin were stuck in the hole. Andy and Kevin are fat fucks. They took off their shirts because it was hot in the hole. Andy showed his sexy body and Kevin showed his ugly body. They were going to die of depissation because there is no piss.
Rex and Benny were talking together in a hut.
"This is my fault because he is going to die," said Benny.
"I didn't know it will be your life against his," said Rex.
"And if you did?" asked Benny.
"I would've chosen your life," said Rex. "Fuck that guy. I don't even know him."
Shitso led Fuckto to the gallows in the center of the village. The villagers watched. A noose was placed around Fuckto's neck. Shitso put on a sexecutioner's robe. Shitso pulled the switch and the floor of the gallows collapsed and Fuckto hung. Benny the cat shot piss out of his dick at the rope and it tore. Fuckto fell down. And that is when his sexiness took over. Fuckto ran up to the village whore and stuck his dick up her vagina. Fiery penises appeared in his eyes. He fucked the whore and her uterus filled with semen and exploded. Fuckto ran up to Shitso and kicked him in the stomach. Shitso is pregnant with a new healfag.
"My fucking baby!" yelled Shitso.
Fuckto kicked Rex in the penis and flipped him over. Villagers started attacking Fuckto but he raped them up the ass. He farted out of his ass on Rex. Rex was caught in shit stink. Fuckto grabbed a rope and swung across the village into the forest. He stared at Rex and Rex's nipples began to expand and tear. Rex screamed. Fuckto ran off into the woods.
"What have you done?" said Shitso. "You don't know the fuck you've unleashed upon the forest and the village. He will fuck the forest and not stop and the new healfag will be in danger."
"Then we will stop him," said Rex the dog.
"You worser," said Shitso. "Or else I know where you live. In a civilization called Rimforest. The villagers will hunt you down and slay you both. You have until sundown. That is when I go into labor. There always was a shafag to take the illness of the village. The line must be preserved."
Rex and Benny set off into the forest to find Fuckto.
Andy and Kevin were still trapped in the hole. Suddenly Andy heard running water.
"Holy shit," said Andy. "I can hear water."
Andy and Kevin found a place where a hole is blocked up with rocks. They pulled rocks out and yellow water began to seep in with chunks of shit.
"Satandamn," said Kevin. "It must've been a sewage well and somebody dammed it up."
Fuckto was running through the forest and fucking pine trees. He masturbated with pine cones. He had to get rid of all his sexual energy. Trees filled up with semen and cracked. Alexei was walking through the woods. A sasquatch ran out and started raping Alexei. Alexei licked sasquatch's nipples. Alexei's dick went up sasquatch's ass with crusty shit on it. Sasquatch fucked Alexei and ran off. Fuckto happened to be running through the forest when sasquatch ran out at him.
"Come here, my fag," said Fuckto.
Fuckto raped sasquatch. Sasquatch screamed and filled with semen. Sasquatch cried semen tears and semen shot out of the creature's nipples and sasquatch exploded into semen.
Rex and Benny heard the terrible scream of the creature. Then they found the dead sasquatch. They looked at two trails. Both of them seemed to be leading somewhere.
"He wants us to split up," said Benny. "When one of us sees him, we'll warn each other. There is no need for dead heroes."
And so Rex and Benny split up. Rex was running through the forest. He saw a broken tree branch. Benny ran through the forest and saw a tall tree. Rex ran through the forest. He found Fuckto's shit on the trail. Rex walked through the bushes and became surrounded by screams and howls of coyotes, mountain lions, and bears. Eagles screeched in the sky. Coyotes howled around him. Rex spun around and something jumped out of the bushes and pushed him down hill. Rex rolled down hill. He hit his penis, nipples, and sexy body on the rocks. Rex tried to grab shrubs. Rex rolled into a rose bush and scratched his nipples and penis. Rex got up. Suddenly Fuckto ran out of the bushes and squirted semen in Rex's eyes. Rex became blind.
"Oh, my eyes! My fucking eyes! I can't see!" yelled Rex.
Fuckto ran away. Benny came running and suddenly a rope wrapped around Benny's penis and pulled him up into a tree. Fuckto has set booby traps. Benny tore the rope with his nails and fell. He ran up to Rex. Rex told Benny that Fuckto blinded him. Benny promised to hunt down Fuckto.
"Benny!" said Rex. "Have you ever killed a man?"
"I will have to now," said Benny and ran off.
Darkness came. The villagers walked through the forest and searched for Rex and Benny. Shitso went into labor. A baby girl crawled out of his penis. The new healfag. Fuckto ran through the forest and found a trail with an abandoned truck on it. Fuckto fucked the truck up the exhaust pipe. Benny ran through forest and suddenly the ground collapsed beneath him. Benny grabbed onto the dirt. He hung over a pit of spikes. Fuckto's booby trap. Fuckto walked up.
"This is how it ends," said Fuckto.
"No," said Benny. "This is how it ends."
Benny grabbed a wooden spike in his teeth and threw it at Fuckto, stabbing him in the bladder. Piss squirted out. Fuckto fell.
"Fuck you for saving my shit soul," said Fuckto and died.
Blind Rex, and Benny came back to the village with Fuckto's dead body.
"He will be honored," said Shitso.
Rex asked to hold the baby healfag. Shitso handed him the baby. Rex held the baby by the nipple in his teeth and suddenly his vision returned. Rex's eyes were healed. Rex dropped the baby by accident and killed it.
"Shit!" yelled Rex. "Let's get the fuck out of here."
The hole was filling with sewage. Andy and Kevin floated in piss and turds in a hole. The hole filled up with piss and turds all the way and they floated up and crawled out.
THE END