Shit Lust
"Look at the wonder of it all," said Rex.
"A hot piss bath and a glass of piss is what I want," said Benny.
Benny wandered into the woods and saw a dead mountain lion. Rex came over.
"There appear to be bite marks on the ass of the animal," said Rex. "And it is completely drained of shit."
Alexei poked dead mountain lion's penis. Alexei needs to drag it to the woodshop and show Andy and Nikki. Suddenly there was a scream as naked Shit Mage ran out. The Shit Mage tackled Rex. The Shit Mage had fangs. He bit into Rex's ass and started sucking shit out of him. Rex howled in sexy pain. Benny grabbed a stick and hit the Shit Mage in the testicles with it, smashing them. The Shit Mage released Rex. He looks at you with red eyes and shit dripping off his lips and runs off into the forest. Rex got up.
"I'm okay," said Rex. Then he saw the bite marks on his ass.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, A DOG AND CAT SET OUT TO PROVE THE IMPOSSIBLE, THE SEXISTENCE OF A SHITTY WORLD. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A LAND OF TERRIFYING PREDATORS, SUPERNATURAL FAGGOTS, AND LOST CIVILIZATIONS. REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG, BENNY THE GRAY CAT, ALEXEI, THE STUPID RUSSIAN KID, HIS RUSSIAN MOM, AND HIS AMERICAN STEPDAD LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, IN RIMFOREST, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN LAKE ARROWHEAD AREA. DESTINY HAS FUCKED REX AND BENNY TO DEFEND THE WORLD FROM THE FORCES OF SHIT.
REX AND BENNY 7: SHIT LUST
Rex and Benny needed to build camp for the night and head back to Rimforest tomorrow. Alexei dragged the mountain lion away. A coyote killed Alexei. Andy, Nikki, Alexei's bitchy mom, bitchma, and Alexei's stepdad showed up for his funeral in the woods. Alexei will be buried in a garbage bag in the woods.
Rex sat alone in the dark. Rex stayed in one spot but it appeared that he moved closer to you and the background moved farther from him. The transformation has begun. Rex got up and walked up to sleeping Benny. Rex caressed Benny's sexy body with his paws. Rex got an erection.
"Oh, Benny," said Rex. "Make love to me."
Benny moved in his sleep. Rex licked Benny's sexy body. Benny's tight sexy muscles. Such a sexy kitty.
"Soon Benny, me and you will be together," said Rex. "Become what I became."
Rex's lips moved toward Benny's lips. Benny twitched in his sleep. And they kissed. A passionate kiss. Rex entered Benny. What a wonderful feeling. Rex's mouth with fangs moved toward Benny's ass. Rex licked the delicious shit off Benny's ass. Suddenly somewhere a coyote gave off a shrieking howl. Rex came to his senses and ran off howling into the night forest. Benny woke up and saw him running away.
Andy and Nikki slept in the back of Andy's truck. Nikki is Mexican and she has two sisters. Alexei doesn't like that Andy's girlfriend has brown skin. A man opened the door to the truck and walked over to Nikki. The man touched Nikki. Her soft skin. Her firm boobs. Nikki woke up with a scream. Andy woke up. The truck doors were closed.
"A man," said Nikki. "He was here. He touched my sexy body."
Andy looked around in the dark but there was nobody there. No one by the woodshop. But on the roof of the truck, in the darkness of the night, sat a man.
Morning came. Benny the gray cat woke up. It was time to find Rex the German shepherd dog. Benny headed into the forest to track down Rex.
"He is weaving all over the place," said Benny.
Benny checked the tracks. What could've done this to Rex. Rex has come to Benny in his dream, wanted to make love to him. But was it a dream?
Rex was running through the forest. He had this lust for something. Lust that needed to go away. Rex needed to feed.
"What the fuck is happening to me!" yelled Rex. Rex saw a coyote. Aaaaah! Rex jumped on the coyote and tore into his ass. The animal howled in pain. Rex sucked shit out of the coyote's ass. Tasty shit. The coyote died. Rex ran off into the forest. Benny was walking through the forest and found the dead coyote. The same bite marks on the ass. He saw footprints. Rex's.
Nikki was in the woodshop in the morning. Andy walked in.
"Someone is here to see you Nikki," said Andy. Shitso walked in.
"My shitmare," said Nikki.
"Oh, Nikki," said Shitso. "You don't know how long I waited for this moment. I brought gifts to earn your love."
Shitso took turds out of his pocket and put them on the table saw.
"You came to me in a dream," said Shitso. Shitso took off Nikki's shirt and revealed her sexy body. "You're like a Goddess. You can't deny our prophecy."
Andy walked up behind Shitso and knocked him on the head with a board. He fell on the floor.
Rex came out of the forest to a clearing and saw a castle. The castle was surrounded by piss clouds. Rex walked toward the castle. He came inside. A woman was inside.
"I've been waiting for you Rex," she said. "My name is Bitchista."
"What is happening to me?" asked Rex. "My penis is so tight."
"The transformation has begun," she said. "Soon my lover, soon you'll be above your mortality. You'll gain sextraordinary powers. You'll need to feed."
Bitchista took a glass of liquid shit off a table and gave it to Rex. Rex drank shit and his pain went away. Rex looked around. His senses became acute. He could hear the fart wind caress the trees affected by Penisfaggot. The blood rushing into a boner of a mouse scurrying across the floor. He could smell Bitchista's clean shaven pussy. Rex saw Bitchista throw a knife at him and he caught it in his teeth. Bitchista walked up to Rex. She touched Rex's furry sexy body. Her dress fell to the floor revealing her sexy body. She opened her mouth with fangs.
"Soon your hunger will became craving. Your desire for shit, a madness. Oh, Rex, make love to me," she said. And Rex and the woman made love on the floor.
Andy was staining cabinets. Nikki was sitting inside the woodshop. Shitso walked up to Andy.
"Does Nikki still deny our destiny to be together?" asked Shitso.
"Go the fuck away, asshole!" said Andy.
Andy chased Shitso away from the woodshop. Alexei was walking through the woods. A coyote jumped on Alexei. The coyote started tearing Alexei apart. Alexei exploded into a pile of penises.
The castle. Rex laid inside after making hot love. Bitchista put on her dress.
"Long ago my father was bitting by a rabid faggot," she said. "He turned on my mother and me."
"We're nothing but a disease," said Rex.
"No, we're above hufagity," she said. "We're creatures of eternity. We'll live and never die."
Night came. Rex and Bitchista stood on the roof of the castle. Rex looked up at the stars. Rex could see the plan of it all, how the universe was created.
"What is this feeling!" yelled Rex.
"You need to feed," said Bitchista. Benny walked up to the castle at night.
"Who would build this in the forest?" said Benny.
Bitchista pointed at Benny.
"There he is," said Bitchista. "Now feed."
"But he is my friend," said Rex.
Benny saw Rex come out of the dark castle and walk up to him.
"Run, damn you, run!" yelled Rex.
Rex howled and his howl knocked Benny off his feet. Rex's eyes turned red. Benny ran off into the forest. Back in the castle.
"You sent him away?" said Bitchista and bitch slapped Rex. She slapped Rex again.
"Soon you will not deny your craving for shit," she said. "If you don't feed, you die!"
Morning came. Benny was walking through the woods back to Rimforest. Benny saw the madness in Rex's eyes. It all started happening after Shit Mage bit him. Rex was running through the forest. He saw Alexei and tore into his ass. Alexei exploded into a pile of vaginas. Benny was walking through the forest when Rex jumped out in front of him. Benny grabbed a pointy stick in his mouth. Rex advanced on him.
"I don?t want want to do this!" said Benny.
Rex howled and jumped on Benny with shit lust in his eyes. They rolled on the ground. Rex beat Benny's sexy body. Rex beat Benny's testicles against a rock. Benny's sexy body was slammed against a tree. Tree's penis fucked Benny. Benny kicked Rex and he went flying against a boulder. Rex howled and ran. He ran so fast toward Benny that he left a streak behind him. Rex jumped on Benny. Benny grabbed a stick in his teeth and hit Rex on the head. Blood flew out of Rex's mouth. Rex was knocked out.
"Now I need to poison him," said Benny.
Andy and Nikki were by the woodshop. Shitso came and drew a knife.
"I will battle you for your woman," said Shitso to Andy.
"I sexcept your challenge," said Andy.
Benny gathered plants affected by Penisfaggot compound and crushed them creating a fluid potion. Benny poured the potion in Rex's mouth. Rex's digestive system will be poisoned, killing off the disease. The disease turns creatures into shit vampires. Rex started kicking around and then fell and didn't move. This could kill him. Now Benny had to wait a couple of hours.
Andy drew his pocket knife and ran toward Shitso. He tackled Shitso on the pavement. Shitso jumped up and hit Andy in the face. Andy flew on the ground and landed on it with his sexy body. Shitso put cuts on the pink tip of Andy's penis with his knife. Cuts were put on Andy's nipples. Andy dragged Shitso on the pavement. Shitso beat Andy's head against the ground. Andy stabbed Shitso in the nipple. Nikki grabbed a pine cone and shoved it up Shitso's ass.
"Aaaaah! My sexy ass! It's ruined!" yelled Shitso and ran off.
In a few hours Rex woke up.
"What have you done, Benny?" said Rex. "You don't know how I felt. I could feel the sexiness of a bird on a wing. I knew the plan of the universe."
Rex and Benny headed into the woods, toward the castle of the shit vampire. Rex told Benny to stay and wait because he still had something to do. Rex went inside the castle.
"What have you done!" said Bitchista. "How could you deny our love. Now you're nothing but a slow death."
"Bitchista," said Rex. "My friend Benny can cure you like he cured me."
"This is not a disease," she said. "This is life."
Bitchista grabbed Rex's penis and moved her teeth toward his ass. Rex kicked her in the tits. He ran up on the roof of the castle. Bitchista pulled up her dress and revealed her vagina. Penises with bat wings and teeth in the peehole flew out of her vagina. Penises fucked Rex. Benny saw penises with bat wings flying out of the roof. Rex stood on the roof. Bitchista walked up to him and drew a gun.
"Good-bye, my love," she said.
"Oh, Satan, bless this holy piss," said Benny. Benny blessed his own bladder and ran into the castle. Bitchista was pointing the gun at Rex.
"It doesn't have to be this way," said Rex. "I can help you. We can still love each other."
"Too late," said Bitchista and suddenly she screamed. Benny came up from behind her and pissed on her. Her tits and vagina burst into flames. She dropped the gun and screamed. She ran toward Rex, in the last efforts to bite him. Rex stuck his penis up her vagina, as it disintegrated around his penis. Rex fucked the burning woman, then he fucked the skeleton, then he fucked dust.
"Holy piss kills a shit vampire," said Benny.
At night Rex sat in the forest and looked up at the stars. He could see the arm of the Semeny Way galaxy. All the constellations he saw as a shit vampire which formed penises, nutsacs, boobs, and vaginas, he no longer could see.
THE END