Brothfags in Arms
"Sometimes I feel like Nikki is never coming back," meowed Benny.
The dog and cat were walking through the forest where houses were scattered in the trees.
"Rex, remember the war between animals and some hunters who decided to wipe out the whole forest," meowed Benny. "It was in '99, back when I was a kitten."
"Well, I was just a puppy then," barked Rex. "I was living in San Bernardino, the family hasn't even bought me yet. What did happen during that war? Didn't you just sit in the house on a dog leash all the time?"
People covered in leaves, with their sexy bodies painted in green to blend with the forest, were running among trees. They stuck straws up their assholes and farted darts out of them. Darts got stuck in a tree. Rex and Benny took off running. A dart shot Rex in the ass. Rex fell near a log. Benny the cat turned and darts shot him in the nutsac. Rex saw that. Benny stared around in fear, and became agitated like cats do. Another cat next to him is shot with a gun. A mortar explodes in a dark and gray battlefield. Other cats meow to Benny that he must go.
"Must be poisoned," meowed Benny. "I'm sorry, Rex. The sergeant says I must go."
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 54: BROTHFAGS IN ARMS
Benny pushed the poison darts out of his nutsac with his rear leg and ran off, leaving unconscious Rex to die for he was just another cat who was killed in a war but Benny must press on for the hunters are near. As he runs through the forest, poisoned by the darts, he hallucinates of what has happened five years ago. A band of hunters came to the forest and began a war to wipe out all animals. A few dogs and cats that live in Rimforest gathered together to fight them off. Benny and three other cats were pushed off from Allied Forces and pushed by the enemy advance deep into No Fag's Land. A cat named Haskfag is the leader, the others are Bitchones and Rutherfag. They are running through the forest. Benny is running through the forest as attackers with darts are going after him. In his hallucination, Benny is running through the forest as hunters with guns go after him. Gunshots fire all around them. Mortars whistle through the air in a clearing and explode in sparks in the forest. Haskfag, Bitchones, and Rutherfag dive into ditches dug out by tractors.
"I don't know what the hell you're doing here, Benny," meowed Rutherfag. "This is war. You look like one of them gay cats on leashes that live with old ladies."
"Believe me, I didn't sign up for this," meowed Benny as a mortar exploded over the ditch, raining dirt all over them. "I came to the gathering of the cats to sniff the crusty shit on their assholes."
"To sniff the crusty shit on their assholes," meowed Benny as he dove behind a log. The attackers with poisonous darts lost him.
"Didn't think the enemy would catch up to us, did you, Benny," meowed Bitchones.
"In the family I live in there is an abusive crazy fucking Russian kid named Alexei," meowed Benny. "He dangles me on a leash over the edge of a roof."
A mortar exploded and burst a sewer pipe next to them. Piss and shit with wads of toilet paper went flying up and spraying all over them.
"We need to get across to the next trench," meowed Haskfag. "Rutherfag, would be so kind?"
The cat went running across the dirt as a hunter started shooting at him out of the forest ahead.
"There is a snipefag out there," meowed Benny.
"He is going to fuck us if we don't fuck him first," meowed Haskfag.
Bitchones then went running across the field toward the sniper in the forest. He jumped on the sniper and crawled down his pants. The sniper aimed his rifle at his own crotch and shot. He howled in pain because he shot off his own penis. The cat crawled out of his pant leg and came rolling the penis with his claws. Haskfag and Benny ran across the dirt and jumped in the ditch. In real life Benny is running through the forest and hallucinating.
Andy and nigger Corey came driving up the driveway of the house in a Bronco. As Andy stopped in front of a flatbed trailer, he saw people painted with shit running through backyards. They got out of the truck and apparently Rex and Benny have run away and they needed to go find them. They ran across the intersection. The hunters with poison dart shooters up their asses came at them. They farted poison darts out of their assholes which got stuck in a tree next to Andy. Andy and Corey screamed as they ran.
"Those darts must be poisonous," yelled Andy.
They ducked behind the tree. The attackers were coming from all sides.
"I heard from Shitso that they are Keefag Raiders," said Corey. "They poison their victims with darts and rob them."
Andy came jumping out from behind the tree and started throwing rocks at them. He went running across. Corey went after him.
"Those who hunt with poison would have an antidote," said Corey.
A Keefag Raider farted a dart out of his ass and it shot Corey in the back. Corey collapsed on the ground and passed out. Andy grabbed a stick and ran at his attacker. He hit the attacker in the testicles with the stick. The attacker passed out from the sexy pain.
As Benny and three other cats sat in a trench, mortars exploded all around them. A mortar came whistling through the air. Rutherfag the cat dove and pushed Benny out of the way. The mortar landed in the ditch and exploded blowing Rutherfag apart. The cat's bladder with piss and intestines with shit went flying and wrapped all over Benny. Then feces exploded into Benny's mouth.
"Rutherfag took my place," meowed Benny. "I was supposed to die."
"This is war, Benny," meowed Haskfag. "Now pull yourself together. Hunters are advancing at us. We need to keep going."
"Yes, seargefag," meowed Benny in real life in answer to his memory of the past. Benny sat behind the bushes. The Keefag Raiders were coming around.
Andy searched the attacker and found a pill that said "ANTIDOTE: INSERT RECTALLY". Andy took off Corey's pants and turned him over. He pulled apart his ass hair with dingleberries on his black ass and stuffed the pill in among crusty shit. Andy got Corey's crusty shit all over his hands. The pill popped in Corey's ass and antidote went in his bloodstream. Corey groaned as he woke up and stood up. Andy was so happy.
Haskfag, Benny, and Bitchones sat in a trench and looked out at the forest.
"So Benny," meowed Haskfag. "Do we take our chance in the shit trenches or would that gay forest be a safer fuck?"
"Well in the trenches we can't see who is coming to fuck us," meowed Benny. "In the forest we can use trees, affected by a chemical compound called Penisfaggot which gives them wooden penises, nutsacs, boobs, and vaginas, for cover and see in all directions."
"I knew you'd be a good soldier," meowed Haskfag.
Haskfag got out of the trench and ran into the forest. A hunter jumped in the trench. Benny screeched as he jumped on the hunter. The hunter shot at Benny's ass and Benny screeched out in fear and then meowed with pride as he shit the bullet out of his butthole. The hunter bend over, picked up the bullet, licked shit off of it. Benny came flying at him and pushed him on the barbed wire. The hunter screamed as his penis and testicles were shredded. But in real life Benny actually jumped on a Keefag Raider and pushed him. The naked man went falling with his penis on a pine cone in the forest and screamed in sexy pain. Another hunter jumps in the trench and shoots Bitchones the cat in the ballsac. The ballsac is blown off.
"Go, Benny," screeched Bitchones. "My nutsac's shot. This is as far as I go."
"I will not leave you," meowed Benny.
Another bullet shoots the cat in the head. Benny goes running out of the ditch. Benny is running through the forest. Benny is running on the battlefield. Bombs explode all around him. Benny runs into the forest and ducks behind a log next to Haskfag. Haskfag is bleeding out of his rear paw.
"I been shot," meowed Haskfag. "You're on your own Benny. Enemy is advancing."
"Rutherfag and Bitchones died," meowed Benny as tears appeared in his eyes. "They died for me? Why? I'm not worth it."
"They died so you can live," meowed Haskfag. "Now you show them respect by living your life and not being like that gay Russian kid that's your master."
A hunter with a rifle was coming through the forest. Haskfag ordered Benny to run and rape that guy to death. Benny screeched as he sprinted through the bushes and jumped on the hunter. The hunter fell. Benny crawled up his pants, stuck his cat penis in his ass and pissed down it. The man's intestines filled up with piss and burst. He died. Benny ran back to Haskfag.
Andy and Corey made it through the forest and found Rex lying unconscious on the ground. Corey pulled the darts out of Rex's ass. Corey then got another rectal pill and shoved it in Rex's ass with crusty shit. Rex coughed as he woke up.
"Oh, shit!" barked Rex. "I was dreaming of our adventures back in Rimforest. Did you find Benny? He took two darts in the nutsac, close to the gay heart."
"No," said Andy. "Where is he?"
"If he doesn't get the rectal pill, he'll surely die by sunset," barked Rex. "It was very clever of you to figure it out. Those who hunt with poison would have an antidote."
Rex went off into the woods with Andy and Corey right behind him. The sun will set soon and then the poison will kill Benny.
Benny is walking through the forest with Haskfag hanging on his back. Benny hallucinates about the past as he stumbles through the forest. The Keefag Raiders watch Benny. Some of them have gathered around to look at money and credit cards they stole from Corey when he was knocked out. Benny and Haskfag see a parachute with a dead man strapped into it lying on the ground.
"He looks like a messenger," meowed Haskfag. "His airplane was shot down and his parachute failed to open. Sucks for him, good for us."
Haskfag pulled papers out of his pocket with his paws. They were hunter movement orders. Those papers must make it to the police to get these hunters arrested. Benny and Haskfag moved through the forest and came to a wooden bunker. They crawled into it among sandbags filled with shit instead of sand.
"I like the way you nullified that sharpshootfag using rape," meowed Haskfag. "Now the enemy will be coming for us. They will find this bunker. You need to get these papers to the police in order to win the war. Either way I'm gone. The fate of all cats in Rimforest depends you, Benny."
"Yes, seargefag," meowed Benny in real life as he sat among boulders.
"That dart knocked me right out," barked Rex as he and Corey were walking in the woods. "Made me dream about our first adventure with coyotes in Rimforest."
"Perhaps it made Benny dream too," said Andy. "Otherwise he would've come to us."
"We were talking about the time when hunters invaded the woods," barked Rex. "It seems like Benny was trying to tell me something. It is wild idea you're proposing. An ability to dream about the past but move in the present at the same time on a border of sleep and consciousness."
The Keefag Raiders advanced onto the boulders. The hunters surrounded the bunker. Haskfag ordered Benny to fight as a hunter jumped in and shot Haskfag dead. Benny shoved the papers up his butthole and jumped on the hunter. Benny crawled up his shirt and tore off his nipples with his claws. Bloody circles appeared on the guy's shirt and he fell dead. Another Keefag Raider came at Benny. A hunter came at Benny with a knife.
"I'll kill you all, you fucking murderers," screeched Benny in real life at a Keefag Raider in response to his dream. Benny jumped on the guy and shoved his penis in his ass. And in the dream Benny pissed in the hunter's ass. Piss went inside his testicles which burst. Benny grabbed the knife in his teeth and slit the veins on the guy's penis with the knife and he bled to death. Benny took off running into the forest when two more hunters with a dog came.
Rex, Andy, and Corey came up to Benny. Andy crouched down to pick up Benny who hissed at him. "I'll kill you too," screeched Benny. "They were only trying to save me! Why did you kill them! I need to deliver these papers to command!"
Benny picked up the leaf in his mouth and held it before Rex. In his hallucination Benny is holding papers with hunter movement orders.
"I'm Rex the German shepherd dog," barked Rex. "I'm with command."
They took Benny home and used the rectal pill as antidote. Five years ago hunters did come to Rimforest and created an all out war to kill all cats. Benny found the papers as proof of what they were doing and police were able to arrest the hunters. Benny the gray cat is a hero, a true patriot. It must bring tears to your eyes because how shitty Alexei the gay Russian retarded skinny kid with gay glasses and buck teeth treats him. Benny was a hero in that terrible war! And so Rex and Benny barked and meowed and someday Rex might say what he has done in that war. History repeats itself so don't forget what happened, and don�t forget Benny.
THE END