Bitch Amazons
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AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
REX AND BENNY 24: BITCH AMAZONS
Andy drove up to the cabin in a green truck together with his girlfriend Nikki. Nikki is Mexican therefore she is a wetback. Rex saw a brown Labrador dog jump out of the truck. It was a female and her name was Siena. Andy's mom got Siena. Siena has nine nipples. Andy tied Siena outside and went to talk to Alexei's dad. Rex sniffed Siena's ass. Siena sniffed Rex's penis. Benny was inside the cabin. He pissed on his leash and it ripped. Benny the gray cat came out of the cabin and made friends with Siena.
"Let's run to Rimforest," said Rex. "By morning we should be in the burned forest there and we get to look at the house and the shop and the rest of the houses that burned."
"That lesbian woman Dawn who lived next to us," said Benny. "All her fucking cats burned."
Siena had to stay with Andy. Rex and Benny ran off into the darkness. They ran up Highway 189 which connects to Gayley Canyon road up ahead which then connects to Highway 18 near Rimforest. But there was a shortcut. Rex and Benny went Bear Piss Springs Road which went straight to Rimforest. The road wound. Rex and Benny ran among houses.
The family noticed that Rex and Benny have run away. Alexei, Andy, Nikki, and Siena were sent out to look for them. They ran around through people's houses and backyards looking for Rex and Benny.
Rex and Benny walked up the road and it was taking too long. They decided to cut straight through Strawberry Peak forest. Going down the Strawberry Peak, a quarter mile from Rimforest is where all the burned trees started. Morning came and they still walked through the woods.
Suddenly they heard women screaming. There were three women in the forest, all wearing bras and panties, with swords. A woman held out a dagger as a coyote jumped at her. She dove on the ground and the coyote jumped over her. Coyote pissed on her tits. Another woman came at the coyote and he hit her with a snout. She went flying with her tits against a tree. Rex ran out at the coyote. The coyote grabbed Rex and bit him in the neck, throwing him through the air. Another woman grabbed a hatchet, throwing it at the coyote and killing it. Benny ran out and saw that Rex was wounded. The women were all dykey female warriors.
"Your friend tried to help us in a battle with a coyote," said a woman. "We have bitches skilled in medicine at our gay village."
Rex and Benny were taken into a village surrounded by high walls. The village was full of warrior lesbians. They were all ages, ranging from young to old. 90 year old grandmas were walking in bras and panties with swords as well as young women.
"Where are all the feg in your society," asked Benny.
"This is a society for bitches and lesbians," said a young woman. "We indulge in having sex and use men to reproduce. We're Amazons."
Rex was brought into a royal chamber where the queen named Hipposhita took care of him. She put plant penises on Rex's wound. Benny the cat went out to explore the village. Two bitches came up to Benny.
"Would you like a bath to soothe your sexy body?" asked the women.
They showed Benny their tits by lifting their armor bras. They offered him a massage.
"I just shaved my kitty for you," said the girl.
"Leave me alone, you ho-bags," said Benny. "Some other time."
Benny the gray cat wandered back into the royal chambers to check up on Rex.
"I don't like this," said Benny. "Amazons would have sex with men, kill them, and then kill all the male babies."
"What are you, gay?" said Rex. "Fucking enjoy, you piece of crap."
Just then Hipposhita walked in. "We don't kill babies, Mr. Benny. Our society celebrates life and lesbianism and bitching," she said.
"Oh, oh!" said Benny. "Let's send Alexei's bitchy mom here."
Andy, Nikki, and Siena walked through the woods trying to find Rex and Benny. Siena saw a dagger lying on the ground that belongs to Amazons. Shit! She had to find Rex and Benny right now. Siena had an encounter with Amazons before when they tried to except her in their tribe. Siena got loose and ran in the direction of the village.
Alexei wandered away into the forest and came to the walls of the village. Suddenly two young women grabbed him and took him in. Alexei was thrown in the prison with other men.
Siena was running through the forest and saw eagles shrieking as they were flying in the sky. They smelled fresh kill. Siena found the dead coyote with a dagger that had a gold penis for a handle. It was Amazon dagger. Eagles swooped down and shit on Siena.
After Rex got better he wandered through the village. Amazons were sharpening their swords. Two women were sword fighting. Rex asked one woman what was going on.
"We practice for tonight's festival," said the woman. "The gayms. You want to try?"
Rex put a dagger in his mouth. The young woman picked up a sword. Rex ran toward her. She knocked Rex's dagger out of the way. Rex was kicked in the stomach. Rex jumped toward her and pushed her on the ground. The woman put a cut across Rex's chest with her sword. Rex jumped on her. She beat him with a sword. Rex's dagger penetrated her panties and went up her vagina. Round one goes to Rex. The young woman rolled on the ground and jumped up. She knocked the dagger out of Rex's mouth with her sword. Rex grabbed the dagger, as a sword came down, slitting his face. Rex jumped on her and put two slashes on each of her boobs. The young woman ran toward Rex and kicked him and stuck a sword in the flesh between his ribs. The wound was half-inch deep. Round two goes to the woman. Rex picked up his dagger and jumped toward her. She jumped in the air, showing her pussy, and clamped Rex's neck between her legs. She sat down on top of Rex and was crushing him so he wouldn't breath. Her sword put a slash across Rex's penis. Round three went to her.
Siena came up to the gates of the Amazon kingdom. Two guards let her in since she was a female. Hipposhita met her.
"Last time we tried to make you a warrior, you resisted us," said Hipposhita.
"I changed my mind," said Siena.
Siena was taken into a hut. Bitches put 4 armor plate bras on her and a bra with a single cup on Siena's ninth nipple. Siena is a brown Labrador.
Women dressed up Alexei in a pink shirt and purple pants for his festival fucking. It takes Alexei half an hour to take a shit. Alexei plans to destroy all people in the world by causing them to commit suicide. Alexei will offend people and piss ?em off. They will get pissed and commit suicide. Alexei will walk down the highway and watch people jump off roofs.
Benny the gray cat was walking through the village when two ho-bags came up to him. One of them put a flower necklace on Benny's neck.
"How about a bath?" said the woman.
"I'm good at blow jobs," said another woman.
"Some other time," said Benny.
Benny started running away. He ran behind the building and took off his necklace and dropped it on the ground. Benny kept running around corners and heard screams for help from males. Benny found a jail cell with a bunch of naked men, who were chained to the ground by their ballsacs. Two women came around the corner, found the dropped necklace and picked it up.
Benny ran into the queen's chamber where Rex was taking a bath. Rex's asshole was being washed with scented soaps.
"Holy shit! Guess what I saw? They have captured men in a jail cell," said Benny.
Hipposhita walked in. "They're prisoners of war," said Hipposhita. "We do not kill men, retard! Stay for tonight's celebrations and you will be free to go tomorrow morning."
Night fucked upon San Bernardino mountains. The festival began. An orgy was thrown among the women. Women ran around naked, and touched each other's tits. Rex and Benny sat and watched the arena where two chicks battled. The games were held. Two chicks clashed their swords together and cut off their own armor bras and skirts revealing their sexy bodies. One of them lost, two of them bowed to the audience and left.
"Next!" yelled Hipposhita. "Whore versus Siena!"
Siena walked up on the arena with a dagger in her mouth and saw Rex and Benny. She was right about them being here. Whore walked up on the arena. Siena held a little sword in her teeth. Siena growled. Their swords clashed. Siena cut Whore's vagina open. Whore hit Siena's bras with her sword and they came off. Rex and Benny got boners from that. Siena tore off Whore's armor revealing her suntanned tits. Whore tore off Siena's skirt, revealing her vagina. Rex started masturbating from that. Siena swung her head and threw the sword at Whore, getting it stuck in her boob.
After the games it was time for winners to choose their lovers. Hipposhita chose Rex and two ho-bags chose Benny. Rex was taken into Hipposhita's chamber. Rex's paws were handcuffed, a gag was stuck in his mouth. Hipposhita put on leather bra and panties studded with metal. She walked around with a whip and whipped Rex. Then she made Rex fuck her. Rex stuck his penis in her vagina. While Rex was having an orgasm, she whipped him.
Nighttime. Benny and two ho-bags were having threesome. They were pulling at Benny and raping him. Benny's head was stuck in-between their titties. They rubbed some canned cat food on their tits and pussies and had Benny lick it off.
Alexei was put in a shack. There was a 400 pound woman named Bitch Piggy. She lay there with a vibrator stuck up her unshaved pussy. Each nipple on her boob was the size of her face. Her boobs weighed 30 pounds each. Then there was a 90 year old woman, skinny as a stick, with gray hair. Her pussy and pits were unshaved and her tits were long and skinny like two hot dogs. Bitch Piggy rolled over on Alexei and raped him with her fat. The old bitch cackled as Alexei had sex with her.
Siena snuck to the chamber Benny was in. Benny was lying on the bed with two ho-bags on top of him. She snuck up, jumped, and knocked their two heads together. Benny was free.
Hipposhita was torturing Rex with a whip. Benny and Siena ran in and jumped on her. She went flying with her tits against the floor. Benny grabbed a key in his mouth and unlocked the handcuffs on Rex's paws and took the gag out. Rex, Benny, and Siena ran out of the hut and ran through the village. They had to get out.
Hipposhita ran out and started banging on the gong. Amazons all ran out of the huts and chased Rex, Benny, and Siena. Swords went flying toward them. Rex's asshole was slashed with a sword. Women screamed. Torches were lit. An army of Amazons went after our faggots.
"We'll never outrun them!" yelled Benny.
Rex, Benny, and Siena ran into a hut and closed the door and put it on a deadbolt. The hut was filled with barrels of gunpowder. Rex grabbed a torch off the wall and set the hut on fire. Rex opened the door and Amazons ran in. Rex, Benny, and Siena jumped on top of them, and then through the thatch roof. They rolled off the roof and ran through the village. Amazons ran out of the hut and screamed. Rex and Benny pushed two guard women out of the way and ran out the gates into the forest. Suddenly there was an explosion. Fire was shooting into the night sky from the center of the village. A heat wave of fire shot through the Amazon village, setting everything ablaze. Torn off boobs and vaginas began to rain on Rex, Benny, and Siena from the sky. They ate them. Alexei's melted glasses landed in front of them.
"Alexei got to have fun," said Rex.
THE END