Rex and Benny 45: Out of the Brown

              PREVIOUSLY ON "REX AND BENNY": Over the house spread a shadow as a hovercraft with cockpit in the front and a cargo bay the size of semi-trailer floated over the house. (FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!) It had ten propeller fans rotating underneath for lift and four blade engines on the sides. A mooring ladder hung off the cockpit door. Four small wings were on the rounded back of the ship used to control altitude and steering� �Corey made it on the flying hovercraft and was socked in a face by Shitso� Rex, Benny, Siena, and Nikki discovered the hovercraft landed in the woods and helped lighten it so it would fly again� Shitso made Rex, Benny, Nikki, and Siena go into a flight as a supernatural shit storm came. They learned that Shitso is a ghost pilot of this ghost ship who is cursed to relive the same crash over and over for killing his crew. He needs a new crew to take his place to stop the curse -- Rex, Benny, Siena, and Nikki. Corey is now a ghost who appeared on the ship and fell out with Shitso, both fighting over a single parachute. The heroes' efforts to steer the hovercraft were futile as it crashed into a cliff and exploded.
                Rex, Benny, Nikki, and Siena stood in the cockpit as before the cliff a brilliant swirling shit glow appeared. Rex, Benny, and Siena were caught in the shit glow and disappeared. The hovercraft crashed and flames shot through it. Nikki screamed as she ran through the fiery cockpit. Nikki screamed as flames from the hovercraft explosion engulfed her sexy body.
                AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE�
                                      Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
               IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
                                REX AND BENNY 45: OUT OF THE BROWN
               Fire went up her vagina and titties. In the darkness of the storm a parachute touched down and Shitso was standing. Burning remains of the hovercraft were scattered about the ground.
               "I beat you, you fucking ship!" said Shitso and just then there was an explosion of flames behind him, and alive Nikki (Mexican girl) ran out of them like out of a portal.
               "No! You can't be here!" yelled Shitso. "The ship has a new crew!"
               Rex the German shepherd dog, Benny the gray cat, and Siena the female brown Labrador dog found themselves in a fully restored hovercraft, the same one. They were in a dark building of some sorts. They wondered if the crash has killed them but apparently it hasn't.
               "I'm hungry for dog food and I want to take a piss out of my penis," said Rex. "Those are signs of being very much alive."
               They walked out of the hovercraft and out of the building. They saw it was a huge hangar. They looked around and found themselves in an air station. There were hangars, a few office structures, and a huge airfield filled with the same hovercrafts and military planes.
               "This looks like Shitham Fart Station in Los Angeles," said Benny. "This must be where the hovercraft took off before its final flight."
               "So Shitso's hovercraft has trapped us here," said Siena.
               THE FOREST. A sunny day. Shitso in a captain uniform was running across the field. Nikki chased after him. Her sexy tits were bathed in sweat. Nikki took off her clothes and ran in a sports bra. She tackled Shitso to the ground and pinned him down.
               "You killed my pets!" yelled Nikki and kicked Shitso in the balls.
               "They're not dead!" yelled Shitso. "Just trapped in another reality."
               "Not good enough!" said Nikki and kicked Shitso in the balls again. Shitso jumped up, unzipped his pants, and stabbed Nikki in the stomach with his erection. It went deep and punctured her liver. Nikki stared in horror and fell. Her wound was caught in a shit glow and healed itself.
               "No!" yelled Shitso. "This can't be! You're a ghost like me!"
               "I get it!" said Nikki. "The hovercraft sent me back to get you! The Fucking Dutchfag had 3 days to escape his curse. The day you fucked, the day we left, and today is the day when you go back!"                     //                       At that time Shitso took off into the woods.
               SHITHAM FART STATION. Rex, Benny, and Siena wandered into an office. They found hologram map of Navy missions over the Pacific. The clock on the wall said FEB 26, 1998.
               "We're trapped here," said Rex. "Exactly seven years in the past, before Shitso's final flight."
               "So let's get out of here," said Siena. "Walk back to the mountains. This is a time before any of us were even born."
               "I believe this is not the real Shitham," said Rex. "Just a reality spawned by the mysterious shit forces of San Bernardino mountains. Leaving here would be impossible by any other means than the hovercraft."
               Rex, Benny, and Siena looked out the window of the office and saw L. A. in the distance.
               "My Satan," said Benny. "You're right Rex. And I wonder what happened to Corey?"
               "Or Nikki," said Siena. "She is not with us. And that shit glow in the hovercraft didn't seem to fuck her like it did us. Whatever could've fucked?"
               Just when they wondered if they were other people here when suddenly a door opened and a middle aged officer walked in. He saw Rex, Benny, and Siena and pulled his gun.
               "I'm officer Shitbanks," said the man. "Who let these animals in here!"
               He aimed his gun at Rex. Rex came jumping at officer Shitbanks. Benny jumped on his face and stuck his ballsac in his mouth. Officer Shitbanks licked Benny's ballsac. Siena pissed on Officer Shitbanks' war medals. Benny shit on his war medals. Officer Shitbanks licked shit off his medals. Siena ran toward him. He fired his gun at her. The bullet shot through Siena's dog titty and into her chest. Siena yelped and collapsed. Rex and Benny screeched.
               THE FOREST. Shitso was running through the woods, away from Nikki. Every night that hovercraft would come, and every night Shitso would appear on it for the last seven years. It was like a fucking magnet. Nikki chased after Shitso when there were howls and several coyotes came running out of the bushes. They couldn't kill Nikki for she was a ghost. A coyote came jumping at her. Nikki climbed up a leaning tree. A coyote started jumping up a tree after her. Nikki kicked it and it fell. Nikki slipped and scraped her tits against tree bark all the way down the tree. She climbed back up as coyotes came at her, grabbed a vine, and swung across 500 feet of the forest on it. She came swinging at Shitso and kicked him down. Nikki grabbed a stick and split Shitso's penis in half with it. Shitso's penis was caught in a shit glow and restored itself.
               "We're both cursed now!" said Shitso. "We both will appear on the hovercraft every night and die. Every time I died in the explosion, jumped out with and without a parachute and it never let me go! A forest predator eats us, and then we'll just appear on the ship again!"
               SHITHAM FART STATION. "You killed Siena!" said Rex to Shitbanks. "Nothing will save you from me." Rex came at the officer who raised his gun.
               "I believe I'm the one with the weapon," said Officer Shitbanks. Rex ran over to Siena. Her wound was caught in shit glow and healed as if it never was.
               "Holy shit," said Siena. "We're no more than ghosts."
               Suddenly a door opened and a bald ugly man in a suit and a cloud of smoke walked in. He was smoking marijuana. Rex, Benny, and Siena recognized him. He was the First Faggot of the Admiralty, Lord Churchfag.
               "I fuck an explanation," said Lord Churchfag and puffed his pot joint.
               "I shot the Labrador dog dead!" said Officer Shitbanks. "Besides the hovercraft captain and the crew are nowhere on the station. So I assembled a back up crew to fly out on the hovercraft. The crew takes off in half an hour."
               "No!" said Rex. "We must get on it. Or we'll be trapped in this reality for an eternity as ghosts."
               "All right," said Lord Churchfag. "You have half an hour to fuck your story."
               THE FOREST. Shitso was running out into a field when a bear set off chasing him. Shitso ran. It was nothing to him for if the bear ate him, he would just end up on the ship again. Nothing could kill him. As the bear stood over him an eagle came flying from another direction at him. Shitso was fucked. He will get eaten by both animals. Shitso ducked down and the eagle flew into a bear. The bear grabbed the eagle in its mouth and started tearing it apart. The eagle exploded into shit. Shitso ran. Nikki came running out of the bushes and tackled him on the ground. Shitso choked on Nikki's tits.
               "No!" yelled Shitso. "I refuse to go back on that cursed ship. Seven years is long enough."
               "Didn't you figure it out yet?" said Nikki. "The ship's not cursed. You are. For killing your crew."
               SHITHAM FART STATION. Rex, Benny, and Siena told Lord Churchfag their whole story. They needed to get on that hovercraft or they would be trapped in this reality forever.
               "You have convinced me you are all retarded. You're not time travelers," said Lord Churchfag and puffed a joint. "Throw them in jail!"
               Officer Shitbanks grabbed Rex, Benny, and Siena by their collars and escorted them out of the building. It was dark outside. Lord Churchfag followed. Benny the cat rolled over and shot piss out of his dick in Officer Shitbanks' mouth. He let go of Rex, Benny, and Siena. Rex came jumping on Lord Churchfag and raped him up the ass. He shit inside Lord Churchfag who exploded into a pile of shit. Siena smacked Shitbanks with her tail and the man went flying into a Porter potty and fell in a splash of shit. The dogs and a cat looked upon the runway and saw the hovercraft in the night with lights flashing across it. An air siren went off. The hovercraft was fueled and ready to go. People were running around it.
               "Shit!" yelled Rex. "The back up crew is taking off!"
               Rex, Benny, and Siena ran across the air field. They came to the hovercraft in the night. The siren kept going. Rex and Benny jumped on the 4 crew members walking around the ship. Siena ran up a loading dock, under the wings, into an open cargo bay. She ran past a pile of shit, and inside the cockpit. Siena shot shit out of her ass at a red-haired man who was the replacement pilot. He fell unconscious, Siena ran up to the controls, pulled the lever and engines came on. Fans under the floor spun and hovercraft floated two feet above the ground. She dragged the pilot out of the ship.
                Outside Rex and Benny raped two pilots to death. Another pilot came at Rex socking him in the fucking snout. Rex bit his penis. An air mechanic picked Rex up and carried him toward the forward thruster rotating propeller blades. Cut up the fucking dog! Benny jumped on the air mechanic and shit on his face. Rex and Benny ran into the hovercraft. Rex pulled on the controls and cargo bay doors slid shut. Benny threw the lever, engines roared, and the hovercraft went taking off, into the night. It disappeared a thousand feet into the sky. It went flying in the piss fog.
                THE FOREST. Nikki stabbed fucking Shitso in the guts with a stick. Shit sprayed all over her. Suddenly there was thunder, lightning flashed, and shit clouds spread upon the forest, covering it fast in eternal darkness. A shitmare realm came into play for the hovercraft was coming back for another night, for Shitso to relive his curse.
                ON THE HOVERCRAFT. The hovercraft flew into the dark shit storm as it headed toward San Bernardino mountains. Lightning flashed and shattered the windows. Shit tore through the cockpit. Rex, Benny, and Siena screeched as they tried to grip onto something. Shit tore through. Altimeter reading. 3500ft, 3550ft, 3600ft.
                "We're at 3600 ft!" yelled Rex. "This is where Shitso says it all begins."
                As shit tore through the cockpit, Rex and Benny saw the semen ghost of Corey materialize. Corey reached for Rex and Rex touched him with his penis. An electric shock shot through Rex's penis as he touched Corey's ghost. They all saw Corey and then he was gone.
                As the storm tore the hovercraft, a glowing shit portal swirled in the black clouds, and the hovercraft entered it. It was returning back to the future. (FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!)
                Nikki and Shitso fought in the darkness of shit storm, in the forest. Shitso hit Nikki in the boob and blood appeared. Nikki was no longer a ghost. The ship didn't want her. Shitso stared in horror as a glowing shit portal appeared in the sky, and the hovercraft came flying out of it. (FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!)                 In the hovercraft Rex fought the controls to try to get it to land.
               "We got one shot to land this thing!" yelled Rex. "Then nothing will keep us from rising and fucking into the storm forever!"
               The hovercraft's hover engines on the bottom chopped at tree branches as it flew above the forest. Shitso raised a rock to smash Nikki's tits with when he was caught in shit glow and was gone. In a shit glow Shitso reappeared in the hovercraft cockpit. Benny and Siena raped Shitso and went jumping out of the ship a few feet above the ground and hit the ground with their genitals. Rex fought the controls and then ran for the exit when Shitso came at him.
               "Going somewhere?" said Shitso. "How does it feel knowing you're going to spend the next 7 years in hell aboard this ship with me. Haven't you heard? Misery loves company!"
               Benny, Nikki, and Siena watched the hovercraft rise a thousand feet into the storm, with Rex still on board. It was flying toward those same cliffs.
               Shitso jumped at Rex and kicked him in the penis. Shitso beat Rex's sexy body. Rex pissed on Shitso the ghost. Rex grabbed a parachute and ran for the door. On the ground Benny, Nikki, and Siena watched as lightning struck the hovercraft engine and it went up in a fiery explosion, lighting up the night. But what happened to Rex? Was he on board when it exploded?
               The hovercraft was gone, shit clouds disappeared, sun came out. They saw a parachute flying through the sky. Rex was hanging on it by his jaws. Benny, Siena, and Nikki ran over to Rex as he landed on the ground. Rex ran away from the parachute, which became caught in a shit glow and disappeared. None of them were ghosts anymore.
               "We saw Corey," said Benny. "Where could he be?"
               "I don't know," said Rex. "But we will find him. He is not dead because he came to us. And we'll figure out the greatest mystery yet. How does science explain the supernatural?"
                                                                          THE END

Rex and Benny 45:
Out of the Brown

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