Hollow Shittery
"Where the hell did you get this thing?" asked/barked Rex.
"I stole it," said Shitso. "Care to go for a ride?"
Rex, Benny, Andy and Nikki got into the helicopter. Shitso started it. The blades began to rotate. The helicopter went flying into the sky, over town. It flew over the forested mountain peaks.
"I forgot the beauty of this place!" meowed Benny looking down. (FUCK, FUCK, FUCK)
"Apart from those piss clouds that might as well be prison walls," yelled Nikki.
As the helicopter flew over the forest, it headed into dark piss clouds. The piss clouds billowed around it and tore against it. The helicopter shook with turbulence. Rex, Benny, Andy, Nikki, and Shitso felt negative gravity as they fell through the storm. Altimeter kept dropping. The mountains acted as a 0 point on the altimeter. Altimeter reading, 500ft, 250ft, 100ft, 0ft, -100ft.
"We're going to hit the ground," yelled Andy. (FUCK, FUCK, FUCK)
"We're already past ground level," yelled Shitso.
The helicopter kept falling through a dark shit storm tornado as lightning struck around it.
AT THE DAWN OF THE CENTURY, REX THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG AND BENNY THE GRAY CAT FUCKED FOR A SHITTY WORLD. DRIVEN BY ASS-BITION, SEXUAL DESIRES, A THIRST FOR ASS-VENTURE, AND FUCKING THE ULTIMATE STORY. THEY'RE STRANDED IN A STRANGE AND SAVAGE SHIT. BEFRIENDED BY RETARDED PEOPLE. EACH DAY IS A DESPERATE FUCK TO SURVIVE� Sir Alexei Samul's THE SHIT WORLD
IN CALIFORNIA, IN VALLEY OF ENCHANTMENT, ON SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS, IN CRESTLINE AREA.
Rex and Benny 52: Hollow Shittery
The helicopter engines roared is it was sucked down through the piss clouds. The helicopter came hovering into a great vast cavern the walls of which were made of shit. It appeared out of a huge hole in the roof of the cavern in which lightning from the piss storm struck. On the bottom of the enormous cavern fires exploded out of the ground in bursts. The top of the cavern was filled with some kind of glowing electrical fog through which massive shit stalactites protruded. It created light, through geomagnetism of the Earth.
"Where the fuck on Earth are we?" asked Nikki.
"We're not on gay Earth. We're in it," said Rex and looked at the altimeter reading on the helicopter control panel. "We're far deeper than the time we went with the kobfags."
"But how can this be?" asked Benny.
"Shitso once said," said Rex. "We fuck less about the Earth beneath our gay feet, than the shit stars in outer shit space."
Shitso kept flying the helicopter through the vast cavern when they saw two eagles, screeching and flying toward the helicopter. Their feathers were completely white. Shitso grabbed a gun out of his holster and started shooting the eagles out the window. Rex and Benny shot piss out of their dicks at the eagles that circled the helicopter. An eagle smashed through the window, flew in and started pecking Nikki's nipples. Benny jumped on the eagle. Benny's penis penetrated the crusty shit on the eagle's asshole. Another eagle flew into a propeller on the tail of the helicopter. The propeller exploded into shit. The helicopter went spinning out of control and hurtling toward the ground.
"Prepare to crash land," yelled Shitso.
Shitso, Rex, Benny, Nikki, and Andy screamed as the helicopter came down and hit its bottom against the shit ground. Rex and Benny went flying out of the helicopter. Andy, Nikki, and Shitso got out. Shitso examined the helicopter and found that its' only fuel tank was ruptured and the fuel leaked out. The rotor was completely damaged.
"Hey assholes!" said Shitso. "Good news. We're stuck in this land and we can't ever get out."
Rex, Benny, Andy, and Nikki looked around and saw endless bare shit ground, with smoking bursts of flame erupting out of it.
"Why the fuck do we trust you to do anything right, Shitso?" asked Rex.
"Well, Rex and Benny," said Shitso. "I got a job for you. You need to explore the land and find some gasoline, shit, or black tar for fuel."
Rex the German shepherd dog and Benny the gray cat walked away across the solid shit land. Fires erupted out of the ground around them. Electric clouds at the top created daylight.
"Lack of natural light would result in loss of feather pigmentation in those eagles," barked Rex.
"Where the hell does Shitso sexpect us to find oil," said Benny.
They walked along the edge of the cavern wall. Flames shot out of the ground once in a while. It was 130F degrees down there. Rex and Benny's sexy bodies were hot. That's a cause for Alexei to masturbate over them. Rex panted which is a cause for masturbation among dogs.
Rex and Benny walked down the canyon and found water with some green plants. The plants were small, just pointy leaves, with big green sacs.
"These look like oasis plants," said Benny.
Rex and Benny walked up to the plants. Rex pulled one out with his teeth. Benny walked over to another one and saw a big green sac with small tubes shaped like penises growing on it. Suddenly brown shit stink shot out of the plant. Benny began to cough and choke and fell. The green tubes in the plant extended and went up Benny's ass. The plant fucked Benny with penises. Rex coughed in the shit stink as he walked over to Benny through puddles of piss water and dragged him out of the shit stink. Rex washed Benny with piss and he came about.
They continued walking through the underground wasteland. Flames shot out of vents in the ground.
"With lack of nutrients the plants had to adopt," said Rex. "They poison animals with shit stink, then fuck them with plant penises. The seeds would be deposited inside a penis, ass, or a vagina of the animal and then grow in the decaying carcass."
"Please continue," said Benny sincerely. "I haven't heard enough of the wonders of gay nature."
Shitso worked on the helicopter while Nikki and Andy sat in it. Shitso stuck his penis in the exhaust pipe.
"Do you think we'll ever adopt to this world," asked Nikki who sat in a sports bra because it is so hot in the center of the earth. That's something Alexei can masturbate over.
"With the heat and those cauldrons in the earth spitting out devil's brew of shit and fart, I doubt we could survive even a couple of days, fuck alone adapt," said Andy.
Rex and Benny walked over a rocky ridge and saw a structure of some sort. An elevated platform. Rex and Benny ran down towards it as flames erupted out of the ground around them, bathing their sexy bodies in heat for Alexei to masturbate over. They ran up on the platform, found a hatch, opened it and went down the stairs. Inside were naked men walking around with molten metal pots. Naked men were nailing hot metal. The place was dark, hot and filled with fumes. Rex and Benny walked down the steps and found barrels of oil.
"Holy crap," said Rex. "Let's take it."
"Intrudefags!" yelled an ugly fat man.
A bunch of men with muscles for Alexei to masturbate over came running up. The men with muscles jumped on Rex. A man kicked Rex in the neck. Two muscle guys grabbed Benny and started stretching him. You could hear a ripping sound coming from Benny's sexy body. Men in tank tops kept kicking Rex with their bare feet. Rex yelped and howled in sexy pain. Another man grabbed Benny and started carrying him toward flame exhaust fumes where they smelted shit with metal. Benny was bathed in black tar smoke and was beaten against a wall. A fat fuck who first spotted Rex came at him and started kicking Rex. Benny the cat was kicked and went flying, screeching, into a cart filled with coal. The fat man kicked Rex over into a corner, and Benny was thrown next to him.
"My name is Assjax," said the man. "No one steals from my mines."
Rex was hit with a metal girder over the head and passed out.
Rex woke up with Benny next to him and Assjax pissing on them out of his dick.
"So you steal from my caves," said Assjax.
"We needed a little oil," said Benny. "So we can go home in a helicoptfag."
"Liars," said Assjax. "Show me."
Rex took juicy shit out of his ass on the soot covered floor. Benny wadded his paw in shit and drew a sketch of a helicopter.
"Good," said Assjax. "Then I will fly in it with you to the surface." He picked up a red hot sword out of the flames. "Otherwise your shit will quench my blade." He dipped the hot sword in piss pot and it hissed with steam rising from it.
Shitso and Andy attached the rotor back on the tail of the helicopter. Shitso then welded the fuel tank shut. Now all they needed was oil.
"How did we get sucked down a hundred miles below the surface?" Nikki asked Andy.
"Must be a massive caldera in the forest somewhere. There must be an atmospheric differential that causes up and down drafts," said Andy.
They saw Rex, Benny, and a stranger walking over a rock hill. The stranger was carrying a barrel with oil. They came to the helicopter.
"Your helicopter will fly now?" asked Assjax.
"Yes," said Shitso.
"Good. Then I will ride in it," said Assjax.
While Shitso was pouring oil in the helicopter fuel tank, Assjax mysteriously disappeared somewhere.
"I wonder where he went?" said Rex. "He is such good man. He gave us oil to fuel the helicopter. Let's go find him."
As Rex and Benny walked over the ridge, Shitso came up to Andy and Nikki.
"We have to lift off right now," said Shitso. "Assjax is a Fagician, a servant of dark wizard Shit Mage who controls all shit. All miners are exiled down here for poor sexual services. The only way to return to the surface is to give Shit Mage a great gift. Other words, he wants the helicopter."
Shitso got in the cockpit and started the helicopter. Blades began to slice through the air.
Rex and Benny walked into a rocky clearing. They heard war cries as naked men with swords in lead by Assjax came running at them. Rex and Benny ran over the hill toward the helicopter. The Fagician men surrounded them. Vents in the earth shot fire out of them. Men grabbed Rex and threw him in a puddle of boiling piss. Rex's nutsac was caught in piss.
"Oh, my nutsac will boil! My nutsac will boil!" barked Rex.
The helicopter hovered a foot over the ground. Shitso achieved neutral buoyancy. Naked men rubbed their dicks and ballsacs all over the helicopter and beat it with swords. Nikki screamed. Shitso grabbed his gun and started shooting naked men.
Rex ran out of the boiling piss and sat down on the vent out of which fire shot out. Rex�s sexy body was caught in the fire long enough to burn off his fur but not his skin.
�The stupid dog is bald now,� yelled Assjax. �Holy shit!�
Men grabbed Benny the cat in their hands and threw him. Benny landed with his nutsac on a fire vent. Fire erupted out of the vent and Benny�s nutsac became covered with ash.
�The semen in my nutsac is boiling,� screeched Benny.
Fire kept erupting and scorching his nutsac and penis. Rex pulled Benny�s nutsac out of the fire vent. Benny�s nutsac and penis became black. There was a small lava lake inside the hollow earth. Men threw Benny the cat over the lava lake. Hot gas from the lava burned Benny�s genitals and his sexy body. Benny the gray cat landed on the other side of the lava lake. Rex and Benny ran inside the open door of the helicopter and Shitso send it flying up. Assjax ran and grabbed onto the landing stands and hung on them.
The helicopter with Shitso, Rex, Benny, Andy, Nikki, and Assjax went flying into electroluminescent clouds, up the vertical caldera tunnel. Inside it the helicopter spun out of control as it was being sucked up to the surface inside a tornado. They were caught in a shit storm as they flew a hundred miles to the surface.
They flew out of the storm and were flying under blue sky over the forest. The helicopter landed. Shitso, Rex, Benny, and Andy got out. Nikki was stepping out when Assjax jumped out from underneath and kicked her back in the cabin. Assjax got in the cockpit and threw the controls. Blades rotated and the helicopter went flying into the sky over the forest. Rex, Benny, and Andy watched in horror. Nikki was still on board, heading back into those awful clouds.
Assjax beat Nikki in the tits and strangled her, trying to throw her out over the forest.
"When I throw you out, I will fly even higher," said Assjax. (FUCK, FUCK, FUCK)
Nikki shot piss out of her vagina in Assjax's mouth. Assjax went falling out over the forest. Rex, Benny, Andy, and Shitso saw him fall out. The helicopter spun out of control and (FUCK, FUCK, FUCK) disappeared into the storm. Nikki screamed as she found herself flying in piss clouds, spinning out control. Nikki's bra was wet in the rain and you could see her tits.
Rex, Benny, Andy, and Shitso watched the helicopter disappear in the storm.
"That helicopter has enough fuel to keep flying for a day at least," said Shitso.
"Let's hope she can land that thing," said Benny.
"Who knows where the storm will blow her," said Rex. "And even if she lands that thing, she will be lost and searching for her way home."
Rex, Benny and Andy walked back home without Nikki.
THE END