WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH
MEMORIAL MMARIO SILVERPLATED SPITTOON

(The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen)

A Bit Of A Feis by derrymacash
A (Modern) Visit from St. Nicholas by Lin in Kansas
Achin' Bum by SharonA
Advice to the Starbucks' Trainee by El El Beano (aka RobDale)
Advice to the Starbucks' Trainee Version II by El El Beano (aka RobDale)
The Aisle Where Sildenafil Stands by Amos
Alibi by MMario
Alive, Alive O! by Philibuster
Baby Got Tracks by mousethief
The Ballad of Pashan Pud by mousethief
The Ballad of the Sam Goody Shoplifter by mousethief
Bare Moon Rising by Genie
Bird of Constant Sorrow by Amos
The Bird of My Heart by derrymacash
Bird Smugglers March by Jack the Sailor
The Boul' Irish Stew by derrymacash
Can't Be Santa by Jack the Sailor
Cat Scat (Mr. Paganini) by JenEllen
The Christmas Thong by Genie
The Civet's Lament by Bradypus
Civet Poo Coffee (Flying Fish Sailor) by JenEllen
Coffee Beans! by Trapper
Cumbira's Green Fields by derrymacash
Cuspiador by Clifton53
Dark as an Oven by Dharmabum
Diggin' Up Beans by SharonA
Do You See What I'll Be? by SharonA
Does the Coffee Gain Its Flavor in the Civet Overnight? by SharonA
Doli and Mokhtar by Mousethief
Don't You Tesht My Breath by Deda
Drop A Pound by SharonA
E-Mail from Starbucks by SharonA
'E Wrecked a Happy Bee by SharonA
Early Morning Beer by Jack the Sailor
The Farmer's Daughter by derrymacash
The Final Word by RobDale
Flail Me by Codger Miller (aka Jack the Sailor)
Get That Spittoon Out of Sight by Bradypus
Gonna Haul Anacondas by Lin in Kansas
Good to the Last Bite by Don Henderson
Great Emu Bird by Genie
Grunty Boy by SharonA
Gullibility Blues by RobDale
Hard Eggs by SharonA
Helga And The Emu Man by Clifton53
Hot Eggs by mousethief
The Human Ark by derrymacash
If Luwak Fo'Me by Amos
I Get a Fish Out of You (Any Bait Goes) by JenEllen
In Line For Civet Poo by Don Henderson
Jangle Bells by Bradypus
Johnnies on the Bobbin by McGrath of Harlow
The Jolly Woodsman by derrymacash
Just A Little Bowl by derrymacash
Labor Hymn of the Palm Civet by MMario
Lamia by MMario
Martin The Graveyard Turkey by Jack the Sailor
Maybelle's Snowy Dentures by Amos
Metaphysical Civet Cat by RobDale
Must Our Assets Be Uncovered? by Sonja
My Bloody Glipe, The Whoresman by derrymacash
My Husband's Got Viagra in Him by mousethief
New Viagra by Micca
Nine Minutes Will Please a Lady by mousethief
No Use for the Younkers? by Amos
The North Pole Goons by Clifton53
Oh! But It's Great to Be Single by mousethief
Ode to Starbucks by JenEllen
Omaha Dump by Genie
On Receiving a Pig as a Present by mousethief
One Tin-Foiled Rear (The Legend of Grill E. Rack) by SharonA
The Outlaw Perley King by Dharmabum
Paul And Silas by WYSIWYG
The Pig That Ate My Da by derrymacash
Plumber's Little Helper by The Trolling Thrones (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
Puff the Magic Nose-spray by mousethief
Rich Pig, Poor Pig by derrymacash
Richard Branson (Kept His Pants On) by derrymacash
Rough As A Badger by derrymacash
Rub Rub Rubber by mousethief
Run, Kathy, Run by Genie
The Sadistic Coach Mark Davies by Sonja
The Santa Tank Song by Rollo
Sari with the French Tickler Top by Trapper
She Lies In The Dump (Like Grated Stale Cheese) by Calico
The Shite That Got Larry A Stretch by derrymacash
Shitting Coffee Beans by Dharmabum
The Slime from the Sin-Balloon by derrymacash
Stick to the Jameson's, Mary Mo Chroí by derrymacash
Stinkin' Frame-up by Genie
The Store Was Full Of Marvels by DonD
These Shoes by Deda
Thirty-Second Radio Ad for Poly-Grip by Trapper
Try On This Underwear by Deda
Turkey in Spokane by Clifton53
Up On His Lap by Genie
The Wait by the Band(ed Civet) by RobDale
Wet Blanket (On The Ground) by derrymacash
You've Got A Blend by SharonA
The Xeroxed Burglar by Amos

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