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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal
for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects. Anwar Hussein and
Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.
They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes. In pill form, Viagra
takes about an hour to work. Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be
good!!
Nine Minutes Will Please a Lady by mousethief
(Tune: Nine Inch Will Please a Lady)
Come rede me dame, come tell me dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length o' time tae get it oop
Will sair a woman duly?"
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready,
"l learn'd a sang in Annandale,
Nine minutes will please a lady."
But for a koontrie preck like mine,
In sooth requires full sixtae;
Until I fand thaes nysal spree,
That holpen mae pintle prixtae.
Now never mair my lady waits,
Nae mair than nine wee minute,
Then roarin' and groanin' wi' lusty voice
I nidge 'im rarely in it.
Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.