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Thay That Again, You Thwollen Thongue Thevil -- A jury in Tavares, Florida, convicted Leal Fleming, 45, of drunk driving in November, despite his insistence that the reason he slurred his words to a police officer, and couldn't breathe into a breathalyzer, was that he had just been bitten on the tongue by a rat snake and was on his way to a hospital to get treatment for the swelling. Said Fleming after the trial, "After the verdict came in, I had some second thoughts (about not taking an offered plea bargain), but I still think there was a point to our defense."
Lamia by MMario
(Tune: 'Maria' - West Side Story)
The most poisonous woman I ever met
Lamia, Lamia, Lamia, Lamia . . .
All the venomous things of the world in a single girl
Lamia, Lamia, Lamia, Lamia
LAMIA!
I just kissed a girl named Lamia!
and suddenly my tongue
will never be the same
again!
Lamia!
half a girl, half a serpent woman
and kissing now it seems
will never be the same
for me!
Lamia!
Thay it thoft,I have trouble thaying
Thay it loud and therth thpittle thpraying
Lamia!
Now I'll never thtop lithping Lamia!
The motht poithonous woman in the entire world
Lamia!