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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


My Bloody Glipe, The Whoresman by derrymacash
(A skit on "The Bonny Light Horseman" from "After The Break", thereby completing another album's worth of parodies)

Ye wise maids and widows, pray listen to me
To this sad tale I rehearse unto thee
A maid in distress who will be a rover
Her hub's rolled one too many young girls in the clover

CHORUS:
Broken-hearted I'll wander
Broken-hearted I'll remain
For my bloody glipe, the whoresman
Is at his tricks again

It's three years and six months since first he started to a-whore
My bloody glipe, the whoresman, I hope I never see him more
He's mounted oh so many girls, he's easy and he's free
And among the ranks of the wanton, respected is he

CHORUS

His boney oul' body I never could stand
And glad I am today that he's vanished from the land
He's gone to foreign countries with the lassie with the bobble
She's gone away and scarpered with the source of all my trouble

CHORUS

The dove she laments for her mate as she flies
But I couldn't give a bugger if he lives or if he dies
For the dove that I once mated, the dove I loved the best
Has flown away and left me after shitting in the nest

CHORUS

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